Ellied changed the topic of #bottorture to: Enhanced Bot Interrogation Techniques || <Kountdown> however i hate you kountdown || <Kountdown> Kountdown hasn't had enough botsnacks today, it seems || <test_avi> \nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING <test_avi> Shame this didn't work.
<ConductorCat>
;mission
<kmath>
ConductorCat: You try to develop a Lovecraftian donut. You activate the self-destruct sequence and all's right with the world!
<UmbralRaptor>
Probably the correct response to lovecraftian monsters.
<UmbralRaptor>
;mission
<kmath>
UmbralRaptor: You take a Fast Fourier Transform of Jeb. You activate the self-destruct sequence and all's right with the world!
<UmbralRaptor>
uh
<UmbralRaptor>
;mission
<kmath>
UmbralRaptor: You accept Orion16's challenge and start a staring contest against yourself, on the mirror. You die another day.
<UmbralRaptor>
;mission
<kmath>
UmbralRaptor: You find out that your rocket is pointing in the wrong direction. You end up playing Ninja Scooter Simulator on the Commodore 64 for 9 hours straight.
<UmbralRaptor>
;mission
<UmbralRaptor>
;mission
<UmbralRaptor>
;mission
<kmath>
UmbralRaptor: You experiment with mixed vegetable rocket staging. Clearly, you are compensating for something.
<icefire>
;mission
<kmath>
icefire: You search for the Mysterious Cities of Kerbin. Your confusion of EVAs with Evas causes many mental problems for your crew.
<ConductorCat>
Does Kerbin have a Tokyo-3?
<icefire>
Kerbin is Lilith's egg. Explains why its so small
<UmbralRaptor>
You know how the oceans looked green in some versions/hardware configurations? That's kerbal LCL.
<icefire>
;mission
<kmath>
icefire: You abduct kerbals in their sleep to run experiments on them without their knowledge. Ka-BOOM.
<icefire>
the experiments were a success!
<icefire>
;mission
<kmath>
icefire: You explain how the missile knows where it is. Gene Kerman sighs.
<icefire>
mansplaining to gene kerman isn't a good idea
<UmbralRaptor>
A
<UmbralRaptor>
Er
<UmbralRaptor>
Everyone survived, so it couldn't have been that bad…
<UmbralRaptor>
;mission
<kmath>
UmbralRaptor: You decide to grab the Mun and park it in Ike orbit. You must construct additional pylons.
<UmbralRaptor>
oddly plausible
<icefire>
;mission
<kmath>
icefire: You start wandows ngrmadly. Everyone hates you because of it.
<icefire>
wat
<UmbralRaptor>
It's your fault that the bios got corrupted.