Ellied changed the topic of #bottorture to: Enhanced Bot Interrogation Techniques || <Kountdown> however i hate you kountdown || <Kountdown> Kountdown hasn't had enough botsnacks today, it seems || <test_avi> \nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING <test_avi> Shame this didn't work.
<icefire>
;mission
<kmath>
icefire: You charge your friendship drive. This instigates an egregious netsplit in #KSPOfficial.
<UmbralRaptor>
Ah, we ran out of friendship again.
<UmbralRaptor>
Try using blood instead?
<Einarr>
;mission
<kmath>
Einarr: Due to recent major budget cuts, the KSC facility has been reduced to Gene's backyard, while his wife is not at the house. Your rocket suddenly stops and thinks: "To be or not to be?".
<Einarr>
;mission
<kmath>
Einarr: You attempt to find the extrema of the paperclip function. You realise only too late that your craft cannot steer itself to safety.
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<Einarr>
;mission
<kmath>
Einarr: You coin an excessive number of plant-related names for staging techniques. Your legs are staged off below the knee.
<Einarr>
Fitting...
<Einarr>
Fitting...
<Einarr>
bah
<Einarr>
;mission
<kmath>
Einarr: You decide to write music and release an album called "The dark side of the Mun" which is totally not a cheap ripoff. Ted explodes, emitting all kinds of Tedly radiation.
<Einarr>
;mission
<kmath>
Einarr: You taunt the SpaceCore. Wernher von Kerman chases you out of the R&D complex with a broom.
<Einarr>
;mission
<kmath>
Einarr: You just sit there and spam ;mission. It turns out Quantum was inovlved the entire time, and, though it goes largely unnoticed, everything that could possibly go wrong was all happening at the same time.
<Einarr>
More of the same, then. :P
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<Einarr>
;mission
<kmath>
Einarr: You call in sick to work because you spent all night playing SCP Containment Breach. It might have worked, but your rocket does not have blast processing.
<Einarr>
;mission
<kmath>
Einarr: Poor punctuation places pronounced pressure on particular pernicious (yet patient) prattle-policing personages. Your use of abbreviations you just made up cause you to be mocked in IRC.
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<Einarr>
;mission
<kmath>
Einarr: You refueled your craft with soda pop instead of liquid fuel. You make a killing.
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<Einarr>
;mission
<kmath>
Einarr: You decide to cut your losses by covering your ships with probe cores and plugging your kerbals into neuro-interfaces. Now you have two problems.
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<Einarr>
;mission
<kmath>
Einarr: You confuse brachistochrone and brachiosaur trajectories. Physics kicks you out of its house, saying "Go do whatever you want, I don't care anymore, just leave me alone!"