17:41 <UmbralRaptop> It's a hocho (kitchen knife)

20:34 <UmbralRaptop> 0 days since a Christian last tried to convert me

20:36 <Pinkbeast> I always appreciated the Chick tract scenario where you are meant to read this thing and go "fuck me, Jesus died for my sins? I never knew about THAT"

20:37 <Pinkbeast> Like (although I gather this does work so er) the scenario where smokers look at the side of fag packets and go "fuck me, these things are bad for you? who knew?"

20:37 <UmbralRaptop> Dieing seems like a bit much for me using sci-hub or eating pizza with pineapple

20:39 <Pinkbeast> I think he's meant to have died for your sins in general, not any particular ones

20:39 <Pinkbeast> Chick's especially good because he was such an extreme faith over works type.

20:39 <Pinkbeast> ... even speaking as a Scots Presbyterian atheist

20:41 <Pinkbeast> I'd say "move here, no-one's tried to convert me for years" except as you know the main reason things are better here is our floppy-haired racist idiot can tell the same lie two days running

20:44 <UmbralRaptop> Also, he likes art made by pagans >_>

20:44 <Pinkbeast> Chick, or the floppy-haired etc?

20:44 <UmbralRaptop> The floppy haired one