egg changed the topic of #principia to: Logs: https://esper.irclog.whitequark.org/principia | <scott_manley> anyone that doubts the wisdom of retrograde bop needs to get the hell out | https://xkcd.com/323/ | <egg> calculating the influence of lamont on Pluto is a bit silly…
<queqiao->
⟨clayel⟩ i saw "in-law" and thought you were talking about a cat lawyer
<paculino>
Helping cats get away with crimes because the food bowl bottom was visible
<paculino>
Or just that lawyer who had the zoom cat filter on during a trial
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<queqiao->
⟨clayel⟩ the guilt of any crime committed by a cat is solely dependent on the amount of food in their bowl
<queqiao->
at fully empty, the cat is allowed to sue the victim for emotional damages