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<UmbralRaptor> Oh, hey. NZ is doing with GRS weight times what many US cities are doing with housing assistance https://twitter.com/FioraAeterna/status/867176722382311425
<kmath> <FioraAeterna> NZ: how many years of surgery wait time are you on NHS: maybe 2 or 3 my friend NZ: you are like a baby. watch this… https://t.co/03PE4RzfJF
<Ellied> NZ understands that people only live about 80 years, right?
<Ellied> that was a weak joke take. a) I'm sure they do, and b) I don't think the average trans person lives to be half that right now, especially if they have to wait half of a typical human lifetime for care.
<UmbralRaptor> The life expectancy figures I've seen thrown around are terrifyingly low.
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<Ellied> what is it doing instead of booting?
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<UmbralRaptor> Just sits there.
<UmbralRaptor> Earlier bios stuff works fine.
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<Ellied> huh.
<UmbralRaptor> Yes, the right drive is trying to boot. That was with all the others unplugged. >_<
<UmbralRaptor> (also the windows disk still seems to work)
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<UmbralRaptor> bleah, can't sleep.
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<UmbralRaptor> uh
<UmbralRaptor> anyway, checking the news is sure to make me feel less anxious.
<kmath> <whitequark> PSA: when you encounter the word "amblypygids" in the article DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCS google images it. it is not worth knowing
<UmbralRaptor> Apparently they are also known as tailless whip scorpions.
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<Ellied> UmbralRaptor: oh yeah! I saw those at the Field Museum's collection of various dried arthropods
<Ellied> The guy who worked with them was talking about how they have those whiplike antennae that they feel their surroundings with, and they mainly live in really dark caves, which makes them very hard to catch
<Ellied> Field biology: The set of life choices that leads you to stumbling through a cave, in pitch darkness, groping blindly for whip scorpions.
<Ellied> I saw someone say "it looks like melania is going to the funeral of her fifth husband" and then "dress for the job you want"
<Iskierka> I read "please just have a damn heart attack already"
<Iskierka> Hm. Apparently bulk LN2 is cheaper than milk
<UmbralRaptor> But can you put it on cereal?
<kmath> <davepell> That thing where most religious dude on the planet tries to convince you that science is real. https://t.co/8fRVYK00ff
<egg|cell|egg> Iskierka: here our physics prof phrased it as cheaper than beer
<kmath> <AFP> #BREAKING UK police believe they know identity of Manchester attacker: PM May
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<Ellied> :q
<Ellied> Ellied: this is not Vim, and you don't want to quit.
<UmbralRaptor> hah
<UmbralRaptor> This is grossly inaccurate, dehydration and/or exposure would be a more likely cause of death. http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/damsel
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<Iskierka> "You can't spell necromancer without romance."
<UmbralRaptor> \o/
<Iskierka> technically also works with pyromancer, hydromancer (¬‿¬), aeromancer, and probably a few others
<Ellied> fluoromancer, aka "necromancers tripping over their robes as they flee in terror"
<Ellied> "Don't you work with invisible telepathic vampire zombies on a daily basis?" "Yes! What's your point? THE SWAMP MUD WAS ON FIRE!"
<Iskierka> "Aaaah that was just some will-o-the-wisps, everyone sees those from time to time."
<Ellied> and yet, since both of those -mancers have -ro-, they are still required to consider a relationship
<Ellied> "Don't worry, you'll bond with me! EVERYONE bonds with me! MUAHAHAHA"
<Iskierka> "Can I do it after I'm an immortal lich?"
<Ellied> "sure! Immortality just means you'll burn for longer!"
<Iskierka> tbf someone who becomes a lich probably wouldn't mind the flaming bit. good for terrifying mortals
<kmath> <IraeNicole> Legs for days https://t.co/1eY4ciMesK
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<egg> Iskierka: why the "(¬‿¬)"
<egg> !u (¬‿¬)
<Qboid> U+0028 LEFT PARENTHESIS (()
<Qboid> U+00AC NOT SIGN (¬)
<Qboid> U+203F UNDERTIE (‿)
<Qboid> U+00AC NOT SIGN (¬)
<Qboid> U+0029 RIGHT PARENTHESIS ())
<UmbralRaptor> smiley. sort of.
<Iskierka> hydromancers would presumably be quite wet
<UmbralRaptor> Obviously we are insufficiently lewd.
<Iskierka> it does mention they must be a qualified vet
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<Ellied> so getting a degree from vet school is definitely worthwhile it seems
<Ellied> at the "In school till I was thirty" club. Physicist: "I get to play with humongous machines, and I know everything about how they work and how to operate them." Engineer: "I make six figures a year, and all I have to do is occasionally sign papers." Vet: "I get to cuddle kittens"
<Ellied> everyone else: "LUCKYYYY"
<UmbralRaptor> Looks like most KS legislators think those bathroom bills are silly http://www.islandpacket.com/news/business/article152347552.html
<UmbralRaptor> Yay, I hope.