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<UmbralRaptor>
"Currently, 50% of Americans say there are plenty of jobs available in their communities – the highest number saying that jobs are plentiful in Pew Research Center surveys dating to 2001."
<UmbralRaptor>
"Currently, 49% saying their family’s income is falling behind the cost of living, while 40% feel they’re staying about even and just 9% feel like they’re getting ahead."
<Pinkbeast>
Dear laptop, why is your fan going like the clappers when you're suspended?
* UmbralRaptor
strongly recommends against hooking fans up to clappers.
<Pinkbeast>
three panel soul> I remember an extensive version of this joke where Holmes and Watson deduce the wizard didn't do it because his dagger only does d4 damage but the victim died of one wound, the paladin is Lawful Good, the rogue's testimony rules him out...
<Pinkbeast>
"But Holmes, he has given no testimony!" "Precisely, Watson. His player is not here for this session."
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<kmath>
<chordbug> oh my god I just saw someone propose “chirality” as a term for “status of being cis or trans”…… so tempting, I migh… https://t.co/Zck3OptJBG