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<funkenstein>
;missiin
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You embark on a journey to the toilet. Your name is cursed for generations.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You attempt to research the entire tech tree with a single launch. Curiosity of tolerance levels leads to an untimely demise.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: Jetpack deorbit to Kerbin. Bob shows you how well he can play Wonderwall on guitar.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You build a dual-purpose jetpack slash flamethrower. You learn for yourself the true cost of lies.
<funkenstein>
he'd bettter be playing it while deorbiting
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You bring the anti-mass spectrometer up to 105%. You realize that this will take a Poincare recursion time to complete.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You perform gastric bypass surgery on the Deep Space Kraken. Then there was much rejoicing.
<funkenstein>
I'm sure\
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You try to publish a paper about how pigs are actually plants. The hatch is obscured.
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<sandbox>
;mission
<LunchBot>
sandbox: 'Murica militarizes Pluto. In a strange twist of probability, people no longer die, regardless of the absurdity of their situation.
<raptop>
uh
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<packbart>
LunchBot does have a command to edit outcomes, doesn't it?
<LunchBot>
I am a bot operated by FLHerne. Try !{nextlunch,lunchmode,mission,outcome,stupid,colloid,colloid²,nextfrog,rocks,space!,nextbankruptcy,nextpinecone,nextyear,nextfire,banlist,wenhop,help} help.
<packbart>
"brattwurst" should definitely be "bratwurst" :)
<packbart>
Althego: me neither. and they changed all the faces of my carrier crew!11 :(
<Althego>
heh
<Althego>
e
<packbart>
I guess they had to change the faces to fit the few available NPC models. My old crew had a lot more personality. Now they look more the same
<packbart>
ah well. any game, you win some new features and lose some old ones. and the bugs changed again ;)
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<raptop>
!mission blah
<LunchBot>
raptop: No mission found matching "blah".
<raptop>
!mission blåh
<LunchBot>
raptop: You suggest that IKEA replace their Blåhaj line with plush krakens.
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<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You build a replica of an obscure craft that no one but you has ever heard of. You also discover that "Warp to dawn" and "Warp to Dawn" do two very different things.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You search for buried treasure on Eve. This shouldn't be physically possible.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You launch a small, unobservable teapot into a high orbit in order to definitively prove the existence of one. More struts are required.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You attempt to port KSP to the Doom engine. kmath despairs at your choices and resets its database.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You open a portal to Duna to recover the abandoned Union Aerospace Corporation facility. You accidentally call Laythe "Lethe" in a press conference, causing everyone to forget about going to space today.