<raptop>
;outcome add In your anger at the results, you flip a table.
<LunchBot>
raptop: Added outcome: In your anger at the results, you flip a table.
<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
raptop: You submit a budget request using a mix of Comic Sans and Papyrus. Your impact crater will baffle scientists for generations to come.
<raptop>
!mission impact
<LunchBot>
raptop: No mission found matching "impact".
<raptop>
!outcome impact fact
<LunchBot>
raptop: Your confusion of impact factor with impact parameter results in the destruction of several Elsevier and Springer offices.
<raptop>
!mission add You advocate for publishing your results in a closed-access journal.
<LunchBot>
raptop: Added mission: You advocate for publishing your results in a closed-access journal.
<raptop>
(reminder that there are way more bad outcomes than good outcomes)
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<Althego>
zombanwa
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<darsie>
1338
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<transit>
Hello
<Althego>
hi
<transit>
How we all doing today?
<transit>
Bbl tea
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<Althego>
tea, who uses that... only TEA-TEB :)
<raptop>
!mission instead of tea
<LunchBot>
raptop: Instead of tea, you brew TEA-TEB.
<raptop>
correct!
<Althego>
hehe
* raptop
acquires coffee
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* darsie
has caffeine.
<Deddly>
;nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Deddly: Toasted raisin bun with lemon curd.
<Deddly>
Heck yeah
<Deddly>
I haven't had one of those buns or lemon curd for YEARS. Now I need them
* raptop
isn't sure what those taste like
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<Deddly>
Often referred to as "hot cross buns"
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<Deddly>
Lemon curd really isn't like anything else. You just have to experience it.
<Deddly>
I'm not totally sold on combining those two, but I'd happily take it right now.
<sandbox>
:)
<sandbox>
lemon curd tarts
<Mat2ch>
Starship Booster 4 is off the launch table and probably soon to be scrapped :(
<Althego>
as elon said
<Althego>
420 is not going orbital after all
<Althego>
not even for the meme value
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<raptop>
huh, ollie did an "unsubscribe" stream in her countdown to １００万 subscribers
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<raptop>
!mission add You attempt to obtain first strike capability.
<LunchBot>
raptop: Added mission: You attempt to obtain first strike capability.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Mat2ch: After trying a meta-meat pie at the KSC, you build a protein/anti-protein generator. Your satellite is repurposed by the NSA to spy on librarians.
<Mat2ch>
That's what I get for inventing something.
<raptop>
Conveniently, this direction of tech transfer does not violate ITAR
<Mat2ch>
If there is antimatter then then it should be possible to really create anto-proteins...
<raptop>
Very difficult chemistry
<darsie>
It's even difficult with matter.
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<raptop>
Don't let the proteins out of the magnetic bottle
<raptop>
(okay, that wouldn't actually work since they'd be neutral)
<darsie>
We can barely fuse light elements, so making higer elements is probably the biggest challenge.
<darsie>
Maybe we could transmute them with neutrons.
<raptop>
eep
<darsie>
pee
<raptop>
...
<darsie>
…
<raptop>
Ah, the good unicode
<raptop>
!outcome r-pro
<LunchBot>
raptop: You get an excessively close view of the r-process in action.
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<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You launch a harpoon-loaded comet lander. Your confusion of EVAs with Evas causes many mental problems for your crew.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: you listen to some music GreeningGalaxy recommended on the forums. You killed Jeb. And Bob. And that red shirt guy.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You overwater the tech tree. Your engineers accidentally pour the contents of a hypergolic fuel tank into a blender.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You attempt to install a new Japanese-made OS on your ship computer. MechJeb takes "suicide burn" literally.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You replace a Stayputnik Mk 2 with an Arduino. You're barred from further flights due to government legislation imposed by a competing space program.
<funkenstein>
mechjeb never works for me lol
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: Mission control runs out of coffee. Taniwha deletes your recently added ;mission due to your bad grammar.
<raptop>
That's a pretty mild outcome for running out of coffee
<funkenstein>
lol
<funkenstein>
if my mother was around it would be more like
<funkenstein>
;outcome burning
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You make two important discoveries in rapid succession: Your glasses have been on the floor all this time, and that marker you've been burning along is actually the retrograde one.
<funkenstein>
ok um
<funkenstein>
;outcome disaster
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You would have been able to avoid disaster, but the context menu was obscured by the nav ball and you couldn't reach the button to turn on your engine.
<funkenstein>
;outcome add In a cataclysmic disaster that affects the orbit of planets in parallel dimensions, the entire Kerbol system is obliterated and returned to the primordial soup from whence it came.
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: Added outcome: In a cataclysmic disaster that affects the orbit of planets in parallel dimensions, the entire Kerbol system is obliterated and returned to the primordial soup from whence it came.
<raptop>
;outcome finite
<LunchBot>
raptop: You end up with an infinite number of kerbals asking you to review their versions of Shakespeare.
<raptop>
;outcome finite t
<LunchBot>
raptop: This ultimately kills an infinite number of kerbals in finite time.