<LunchBot>
raptop: The away team proves all too combustible. Kountdown gets self aware and destroys kerbkind.
<raptop>
hmm
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<raptop>
!outcome add You have delayed KSP2's release by another year.
<LunchBot>
raptop: Added outcome: You have delayed KSP2's release by another year.
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
XXCoder: You feed your kerbals catnip to see what will happen. You awaken the Kraken.
<XXCoder>
kraken no like catnip
* raptop
vaguely wonders what the breakdown of good/bad outcomes is
<raptop>
(This is admittedly ambiguous)
<XXCoder>
missions is much larger if I remember right
<XXCoder>
oh good/bad dunno
<XXCoder>
probably much larger bad. bad is funnier
<raptop>
;outcome itar
<LunchBot>
raptop: Bob shows you how well he can play Wonderwall on guitar.
<raptop>
;outcome itar
<LunchBot>
raptop: This grossly violates ITAR.
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<raptop>
^Like, is this a good outcome or a bad outcome?
<XXCoder>
not sure what itar is
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<XXCoder>
also, assuming itar is regulations or something, it depends on what action was done afterwards. like did they stop it from happening or just bribed to get go
<raptop>
Regulations on munitions export from the US, used to include a bunch of cryptography, and still includes a number of rocket and camera parts
<XXCoder>
ahh
<raptop>
;outcome powerpoint
<LunchBot>
raptop: You become fluent in PowerPoint.
<XXCoder>
probably "meh"
<XXCoder>
not good but not bad
<raptop>
This is technically a bad outcome, but clearly more of a joke than anything else
<XXCoder>
yeah
<raptop>
;outcome it flies
<LunchBot>
raptop: You are not exactly sure what you built in the VAB while nodding off last night, but it flies, IT FLIES!.
<XXCoder>
lol
<XXCoder>
with powerful enough engines you can make a flying sub
<raptop>
:D
<raptop>
huh, there are at least 4 outcomes that reference Chernobyl
<raptop>
Also at least 3 missions
<Tank2333>
!lunch
<Tank2333>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Tank2333: You search the cosmos for answers to all of your questions. Your Bussard ramjet runs over a wad of radon that someone "accidentally" left lying around in interstellar space.
<raptop>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
raptop: Turkey and saltfish.
<raptop>
Also, I like how that mission/outcome pair was coherent
<XXCoder>
yeah
<raptop>
;mission add You collide a Proton and an Electron rocket in the hopes of speeding up the Neutron R&D process.
<LunchBot>
raptop: Added mission: You collide a Proton and an Electron rocket in the hopes of speeding up the Neutron R&D process.
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<XXCoder>
;outcome add Your rocket explodes, leaving pieces floating in air, having broken physics. You monster.
<LunchBot>
XXCoder: Added outcome: Your rocket explodes, leaving pieces floating in air, having broken physics. You monster.
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