<Althego>
or it could be scooby doo style. you could stop the monster with the invoice. and the monster would be surprised
<Mat2ch>
I hated Scooby Doo...
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<FLHerne>
;outcome add The KAA refuse to grant you a launch license. The environment is saved.
<LunchBot>
FLHerne: Added outcome: The KAA refuse to grant you a launch license. The environment is saved.
<Althego>
are you ready for the insertion?
<raptop>
Hrm, there should be a mission and/or outcome involving confusing a launch license with a lunch license
<Althego>
sad week. ina, ollie, calli, irys are down
<SporkWitch>
*terrible cockney accent* do you have a loicense for that? :P
<Althego>
at least i found a rat in half an hour
<raptop>
;outcome add You lose your lunch license, and your rockets now must face a hangry kraken.
<LunchBot>
raptop: Added outcome: You lose your lunch license, and your rockets now must face a hangry kraken.
<raptop>
;mission add You lose your lunch license due to unsanitary conditions in the preperation of porkchop plots.
<LunchBot>
raptop: Added mission: You lose your lunch license due to unsanitary conditions in the preperation of porkchop plots.
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<bees>
raptop: You activate the engines on full thrust while still docked to the station. As you are about to cross the gravity well, you see an long bearded man screaming "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" at you.
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<FLHerne>
;mission add You specify a mission to orbit a Lagrange point.
<LunchBot>
FLHerne: Added mission: You specify a mission to orbit a Lagrange point.
<FLHerne>
;outcome add Unfortunately this is KSP and you can't do that.
<LunchBot>
FLHerne: Added outcome: Unfortunately this is KSP and you can't do that.
<Althego>
heh
<Althego>
but webb did
<SporkWitch>
lagrange orbits look funny
<raptop>
!mission 43"
<LunchBot>
raptop: You complain that Principia gets the precession of Mercury's orbit wrong by approximately 43"/century.
<Althego>
hehe
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<bees>
FLHerne: You build a dual-purpose jetpack slash flamethrower. You freeze to death.
<bees>
raptop: You trigger the Big Crunch. Turns out mission planning technique is more important than rocket size.
<raptop>
Well that's an impressively large rocket
<SporkWitch>
that's what she said
<raptop>
something something balloon tankage
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
XXCoder: No Mission for you. You get Carth instead. You surrender faster than a Frenchman on the Maginot Line.
<XXCoder>
carth must be really bad
<bees>
XXCoder: You build a replica of an obscure craft that no one but you has ever heard of. The last trace anyone sees of your departure is a perfunctory tracking station report: "On escape trajectory out of the sun."
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Mat2ch: You install every mod you can find. You match your target orbit, only to find that you're going in the wrong direction.
<raptop>
XXCoder: well, the joke is that Carth suffers from Skywalker syndrome (ie: whines a lot)
<raptop>
He's a decent enough character (in KOTOR)
<XXCoder>
lol ok
<Mat2ch>
!outcome add You accidentally destroy Carthago and make Cato proud.
<LunchBot>
Mat2ch: Added outcome: You accidentally destroy Carthago and make Cato proud.
<raptop>
"accidentally" disposing of those SRBs
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Mat2ch: You press the red button. The launch vehicle is too large for the lander and your craft overheats.
<Mat2ch>
That makes sense...
<raptop>
XXCoder: also as part of the joke, Mission is another character
<XXCoder>
lol ok
<trace>
yes
<raptop>
Anyway, if you played other bioware games and/or like starwars rpgs, it's worht looking into
<XXCoder>
not very familiar with kotor unfortunately so I guess joke is lost
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