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<Rolf>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Rolf: You launch a mission to capture the Deep Space Kraken. You return 5 minutes later to find out you missed everything.
<Rolf>
thats a fast mission. or kraken broke time
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<raptop>
Kraken drive time machine
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<Althego>
to speak to the manager, you invent the karen drive
<Izaya>
and the SUV was born
<raptop>
Supersonic Undersea Vehicle
<Althego>
btw where are the supercavitation submarines?
<bees>
Rolf: You build a Large Hamdron Collider for protein anti-protein research. As Kraken come through the walls, you begin to realize this wasn't a good idea after all....
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<Mat2ch>
Happy new year everyone!
<Mat2ch>
And the sun shield of JWST has been extended. Woah
<flayer>
happy new year
* darsie
is unhappy.
<sandbox>
unhappy new year!
<darsie>
mhm
* darsie
drinks a mixture of poisons.
<Althego>
zombanwa
<sandbox>
what's your poison?
<darsie>
water, ethanol, selenous acid
<Althego>
so what is that, wine?
<darsie>
No, it's vitamin B12 in ethanol, selenium supplement in water, plus water ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication ) to dilute the 1 drop selenous acid (=60 µg selenium) to avoid high concentration on the tongue.
<Althego>
wait, you really mixed these by hand to drink it?
<darsie>
Well, yes, I made B12 in ethanol solution and selenous acid in water solution in dropper bottles.
<darsie>
I made the selenous acid from selenium I orderd from Russia via ebay.
<flayer>
...
<Althego>
strange hobby
<flayer>
yes, very strange
* flayer
goes back to pressing buttons that connect to sand that lights up
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
at least doesnt make consumable items from weird stuff like nilered
<darsie>
I'm a chemist, so it's not exactly a hobby.
<Althego>
landlord shows around the new tenant in the house, the tenant notices a dark spot on the ceiling. what is that? ah, the previous tenant was professor who experimented with chemicals. oh, so that is the chemical? no, that is the professor
<Mat2ch>
ehm
<Althego>
the other chemical joke i can think of is: if you are not part of the solution, you must be part of the precipitate
<darsie>
Chemists have solutions.
<Mat2ch>
Althego: it's getting worse and worse. Stahp! :D
<Althego>
this deal is getting worse all the time
<bees>
Althego: You run out of jetpack fuel while on EVA. You are ambushed by a lone kerbal you left there several decades ago.
<sandbox>
bring my shuttle
<Althego>
too late again
<darsie>
.
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<Rolf>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Rolf: Mission Control asks you to do a grand tour. But Althego already fixed it incorrectly. Full Stop.
<Rolf>
man alt broke my tour
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Mat2ch: You clear away the junk parts nobody touched in 3 years. You are swarmed by drones, but thankfully they are from Amazon and come bearing gifts.