Ellied changed the topic of #bottorture to: Enhanced Bot Interrogation Techniques || <Kountdown> however i hate you kountdown || <Kountdown> Kountdown hasn't had enough botsnacks today, it seems || <test_avi> \nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING <test_avi> Shame this didn't work.
<Einarr> ;mission
<kmath> Einarr: You convince Bob to ride on top of the rocket. Everyone argues about whether your proofpics are photoshopped or real.
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<Einarr> ;mission
<kmath> Einarr: You attempt to encode the 7th chevron. Your rover capsizes fording a river on Laythe. Jeb drowns and you lose an ox.
<Einarr> But at least no one dies of dysentery...
<Einarr> ...for now...
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TelescopicRaptor is now known as UmbralRaptor
<UmbralRaptor> ;mission
<kmath> UmbralRaptor: You capitalize an all lower-case name. Your latest Mystery Goo gives you negative science points.
<UmbralRaptor> Maybe if I had called it mystery goo instead…
<Einarr> Maybe...
<Einarr> ;mission
<kmath> Einarr: You attempt to use the ghost command with ";" instead of "/". Physics fails you, and you fall through the floor.
<Einarr> Not again...
<Einarr> ;mission
<kmath> Einarr: You try to recapture all your base that are belong to the Kraken. Someone shouts, "Wrong lever, Kronk!"
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<ConductCat> ;mission
<kmath> ConductCat: You relay the Chancellor's assurance that the ambassadors did arrive. Many IRC users add "^_^" to their name.
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<Einarr> ;mission
<kmath> Einarr: You infuriate DuoDex. Your kerbals are mashed into something that could be mistaken for mystery goo.
<Einarr> So that's how they make it...
<ConductCat> Explains a lot.