Ellied changed the topic of #bottorture to: Enhanced Bot Interrogation Techniques || <Kountdown> however i hate you kountdown || <Kountdown> Kountdown hasn't had enough botsnacks today, it seems || <test_avi> \nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING <test_avi> Shame this didn't work.
<Einarr> ;mission
<kmath> Einarr: You activate your infinite improbability drive for the first time. The giant Yule goat burns down.
<Einarr> ;mission
<kmath> Einarr: You plant some Dyson trees on Dres. Your efforts are mostly remembered through a humorous webcomic.
<UmbralRaptor> ;mission
<kmath> UmbralRaptor: You order your rocket parts from ACME corporation. You live and let die.
<ConductorCat> ;mission
<kmath> ConductorCat: You launch a rescue mission. An 80 tonne sauropod collides with your space station at 120 km/s.
<ConductorCat> Hate when that happens.
<UmbralRaptor> This may have been the result of some silliness with maltesh.
<ConductorCat> Couldn't rescue them from dinosaurs.
<Einarr> ;mission
<kmath> Einarr: You use the power of HyperEdit to crash Eve into Kerbin. Red5 bans MegaUZI.
<UmbralRaptor> ConductorCat: well, it was because brachistochrone looks sort of like Brachiosaur.
<icefire> ;mission
<kmath> icefire: You make the Ion Thruster consume LiquidFuel. You zap, and are zapped back.
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<Einarr> ;mission
<kmath> Einarr: You embark on an awesome Jool mission. Someone steals all the monitors at Mission Control.
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<ConductingCat> ;mission
<kmath> ConductingCat: You stab Kerbin with a long pole. Through the fire and through the flames, you carry on.
<ConductingCat> or magma
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<UmbralRaptor> ;mission
<kmath> UmbralRaptor: After several thousand hours of KSP, you set out to make your own space program. Your brain is poured into a computer.
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