Ellied changed the topic of #bottorture to: Enhanced Bot Interrogation Techniques || <Kountdown> however i hate you kountdown || <Kountdown> Kountdown hasn't had enough botsnacks today, it seems || <test_avi> \nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING a\nPING <test_avi> Shame this didn't work.
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<Einarr> ;mission
<kmath> Einarr: You find the petrified Philosopher's Cactus. Bob succumbs to the Inevitability of Gradualness.
<Einarr> ;mission
<kmath> Einarr: You become a member of the Kerbals Against Space Exploration Brotherhood. All your kerbals now glow in the dark.
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<Einarr> ;mission
<kmath> Einarr: You press backspace 28 times. Nobody likes you anymore.
<Einarr> That assumes anyone ever liked me...which I already know is false...
<Einarr> ;mission
<kmath> Einarr: You attempt to delete kmath database. The shockwave shifts Eeloo's orbit.
<Einarr> ;outcome add You are banished to Orbiter and it's related community.
<kmath> Einarr: Added 'You are banished to Orbiter and it's related community.' [1117]
<Einarr> ;mission
<kmath> Einarr: You read "Ignition!". The big red button finally caves in and pushes you.
<Einarr> In Koviet Krussia, buttons push YOU!
<Einarr> ;mission
<kmath> Einarr: After being told one does not simply walk into Mordor, Jeb climbs aboard a rocket. Wilhelm screams.
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<Einarr> ;mission
<kmath> Einarr: You try to reduce costs by omitting decouplers from your rocket design. Fortunately, only a small number of gray-suits were lost.
<ConductorCat> ;mission
<kmath> ConductorCat: You modify your flight computer to run LISP. Like, the instructions? Waaaay unclear.