raptop changed the topic of #kspacademia to: https://gist.github.com/pdn4kd/164b9b85435d87afbec0c3a7e69d3e6d | Dogs are cats. Spiders are cat interferometers. | Космизм сегодня! | Document well, for tomorrow you may get mauled by a ネコバス. | <UmbralRaptor> egg|nomz|egg: generally if your eyes are dewing over, that's not the weather. | <ferram4> I shall beat my problems to death with an engineer. | We can haz pdf
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<egg> ;8ball is mofh flying
<kmath> egg: It is decidedly so
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<UmbralRaptop> Ah, so that's what it takes to get tenure https://apnews.com/8b98141b054b4447985fd587664a660d
<SnoopJeDi> LOL
<e_14159> UmbralRaptop: Well, he only lectured once a month.
<whitequark> egg: uhh i don't remember
<UmbralRaptop> e_14159: okay, fair
<egg> ;8ball does mofh eggsist
<kmath> egg: It is certain
<UmbralRaptop> !8 did egg vore mofh
<galois> UmbralRaptop: no
<mofh> egg: surprisingly, kmath is correct on this one.
<egg> mofh: your eggsistence or your flight
<mofh> egg: i was specifically commenting on eggsistence but at the time the flight statement was also correct,
<mofh> (and will be correct again in... 1.5hrs)
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<egg|work|egg> UmbralRaptop: you need to fight a giant rabbit to get tenure?
<egg|work|egg> UmbralRaptop: makes sense, snake for a doctorate, rabbit for tenure
<UmbralRaptop> hm
<UmbralRaptop> egg|work|egg: do you end up fighting the entire [cn] zodiac over an academic career?
<egg|work|egg> UmbralRaptop: yes
<egg|work|egg> UmbralRaptop: in Vietnam you must fend off a cat to get tenure
<galois> [WIKIPEDIA] Cat (zodiac) | "The Cat is the fourth animal symbol in the 12-year cycle of the Vietnamese zodiac and Gurung zodiac, taking place of the Rabbit in the Chinese zodiac. As such, the traits associated with the Rabbit are attributed to the cat. Cats are in conflict with the Rat.Legends relating to the order of the Chinese..."
<UmbralRaptop> As long as it's a smol cat
<egg|work|egg> not sure smol is necessarily easier to fight https://twitter.com/stephentyrone/status/1125751559672016897
<kmath> <stephentyrone> The smallest cat we ever owned (~9 lbs) was an absolute terror for rats. There were literally thousands of rat skel… https://t.co/CrHdC52f1I
<kmath> <stephentyrone> @cr1901 @johnregehr Mogget, fearsome predator, terror of rats and ... popovers? https://t.co/IdJI8SAA2A
<kmath> <whitequark> to attack. the dog is the same size as the cat? sure. twice the size of the cat? SURE. ⏎ I had two people independently complain to me about…
<UmbralRaptop> egg: smol as in felidae, not panthera
<egg|work|egg> UmbralRaptop: um
<galois> [WIKIPEDIA] Panthera | "Panthera is a genus within the Felidae family that was named and described by Lorenz Oken in 1816 who placed all the spotted cats in this group.Reginald Innes Pocock revised the classification of this genus in 1916 as comprising the species lion (P. leo), tiger (P. tigris), jaguar (P. onca), and leopard..."
<UmbralRaptop> hrm
<egg|work|egg> UmbralRaptop: did you mean Felinae
<egg|work|egg> that would be Felinae vs. Pantherinae then
<egg|work|egg> because Neofelis
<UmbralRaptop> yeah, felinae
<egg|work|egg> 🆕🐈
<UmbralRaptop> Latin is a confusing language
<egg|work|egg> as opposed to 🔝🐈
<egg|work|egg> 🔝🐈?
<galois> [WIKIPEDIA] Neofelis | "Neofelis is a genus comprising two extant cat species from Southeast Asia: the clouded leopard (Neofelis nebulosa) of mainland Asia, and the Sunda clouded leopard (Neofelis diardi) of Sumatra and Borneo.The scientific name Neofelis is a composite of the Greek word neo- (νεο-) meaning "new", and the Latin..."
<UmbralRaptop> (would calling topcat javacat cause confusion?)
<UmbralRaptop> mofh: oops?
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<egg|work|egg> mofh: meow
<egg|work|egg> "note the moth" https://youtu.be/rtKjlYEAbRQ?t=119
<egg|work|egg> > Carry (moth)
<egg|work|egg> Carry (mofh)
<SnoopJeDi> !u 🔝🐈
<galois> 🔝: U+1f51d TOP WITH UPWARDS ARROW ABOVE
<galois> 🐈: U+1f408 CAT
<SnoopJeDi> oh.
<egg|work|egg> !u 🆕🐈
<galois> 🆕: U+1f195 SQUARED NEW
<galois> 🐈: U+1f408 CAT
<egg|work|egg> UmbralRaptop: Clouded leopard fossils were excavated on Java, where it perhaps became extinct in the Holocene.
<egg|work|egg> So there were 🆕🐈 in Java
<egg|work|egg> and 🔝🐈 is in Java
<egg|work|egg> ;8ball does mofh eggsist
<kmath> egg|work|egg: Without a doubt
<egg|work|egg> !acr -add:NNSS Navy Navigation Satellite System
<galois> Definition added!
<egg|work|egg> > Since no computer small enough to fit through a submarine's hatch existed (in 1958), a new computer was designed, named the AN/UYK-1 (TRW-130).[13] It was built with rounded corners to fit through the hatch and was about five feet tall and sealed to be waterproof
<egg|work|egg> a computer with rounded corners? where do the cats rub their cheeks then
<UmbralRaptop> I have bad news for you about macbooks
<egg|work|egg> UmbralRaptop: yeah but they're sharp enough that the cats rub their cheeks on the screen nevertheless
<kmath> <Foone> So TRW (who did a lot of the miniaturization work on ICBMs) designed the TRW-130, aka the AN/UYK-1. A computer just… https://t.co/8oN7hUADRD
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<egg|cell|egg> TRANSIT is neat
<SnoopJeDi> TRANSIT?
<SnoopJeDi> aw.
<_whitenotifier-5dfc> [Principia] a13x starred Principia - https://git.io/fjuBB
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<APlayer> Hi there. Been some time since I last checked on this channel
<egg|cell|egg> Mofh: meow
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<UmbralRaptop> peer D:
<SnoopJeDi> dearest peer
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<egg|cell|egg> ?
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<_whitenotifier-5dfc> [Principia] pleroy labeled pull request #2193: Release script - https://git.io/fjEK9
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<_whitenotifier-5dfc> [Principia] eggrobin synchronize pull request #2193: Release script - https://git.io/fjEK9
<_whitenotifier-5dfc> [Principia] eggrobin labeled pull request #2195: Base32768 now works - https://git.io/fjEj7
<UmbralRaptop> !wa parakeet mass
<galois> [WOLFRAM ERROR]This feature, WolframAlpha, has been deprecated due to WolframAlpha's strict new updates and policies.
<UmbralRaptop> !wa velocity of a 1 GeV parakeet
<galois> [WOLFRAM ERROR]This feature, WolframAlpha, has been deprecated due to WolframAlpha's strict new updates and policies.
<egg> Ꙩ_ꙩ
<kmath> <jgerity> behold, the birbotron! https://t.co/cUdhe3h1u5
<egg> ;wa velocity of a 1 GeV parakeet
<kmath> egg: 1 GeV (gigaelectronvolt), parrots and parakeets: (data not available)
<egg> ;wa parakeet mass
<kmath> egg: parrots and parakeets->weight: (data not available)
<egg> ;wa mass of a parrot
<kmath> egg: parrots and parakeets->weight: (data not available)
<egg> ;wa mass of a swallow
<kmath> egg: swallows->weight: (data not available)
<egg> ;wa mass of a cat
<kmath> egg: domestic cat->weight: (4.1 to 5.4) kg (kilograms)
<UmbralRaptop> Do parakeets imply that there are also orthokeets?
<kmath> <stephentyrone> "... 5.5kg, nearly as big as domestic cats get." Atlas would like a word. ⏎ https://t.co/GxL7BmnYTW
<UmbralRaptop> Good news: colliding 30 gram birbs should result in center of mass energies in the PeV range
<egg> UmbralRaptop: hm
<UmbralRaptop> ;wa speed of sparrow
<kmath> UmbralRaptop: estimated average cruising airspeed of an unladen European swallow: 11 m/s (meters per second), (asked, but not answered, about a general swallow in the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
<UmbralRaptop> ;wa speed of a raytheon sparrow
<kmath> UmbralRaptop: Raytheon aircraft->cruise speed->sparrows->maximum speed: Raytheon aircraft->cruise speed->817 km/h (kilometers per hour), sparrows->maximum speed->(data not available)
<SnoopJeDi> oh man, экструзии is a good word
<egg> eggstrusion
<SnoopJeDi> эггструзии
<egg> яйцотрузии
* SnoopJeDi nods
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<egg> NAVSTAR?
<galois> NAVSTAR: NAVigation System using Timing And Ranging
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