00:01 <Azander> !mission

00:01 <LunchBot> You travel through time and space to the KSP2 release party. You consider setting fire to your desk out of sheer ennui.

00:02 <Azander> What launch party?

01:01 <xxcoder1> its why youre in ennui

01:02 <xxcoder1> theres no party, so youre stuck time traveling at your desk forever

01:10 <xxcoder1> ;mission

01:10 <LunchBot> You were caught playing KSP when you should have been launching the new SpaceX Rocket. Val Kerman Thought becomes a mandatory part of the school curriculum.

01:10 <xxcoder1> 🤔

08:11 <Benjamin> .mission

08:11 <LunchBot> You provide a non-constructive proof of the existence of Dres. Your rocket goes to jail for illegal possession of a kerbal.

10:58 <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You socket your body armor with JahIstBer.

10:58 <LunchBot> Added mission: You socket your body armor with JahIstBer.

11:37 <darsie> 1337

21:02 <FLHerne> .mission add You throw a large bomb directly at your own feet for maximum Δv.

21:02 <LunchBot> Added mission: You throw a large bomb directly at your own feet for maximum Δv.

21:11 <Mat2ch> revisiting Project Orion?

21:26 <packbart> well, there's a Wikipedia page on the subject. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_jumping

21:36 <Mat2ch> that is disturbing. Not the rocket jump per se, but that someone thought it needs an article :D

21:40 <packbart> Hoisted with his own petard.

21:58 <Benjamin> .mission

21:58 <LunchBot> Bill finds some unconnected cables and after some fiddling labels them "I don't know where these go". One possible objection to this proposal remains--that happiness is not negatively valued. However, this objection is dismissed as scientifically irrelevant.