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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You mistype and invite Pott Manley to an official event. Your attempt to make ClF5 in a pressure cooker reminds you of an ex girlfriend.
<xxcoder1>
🤔
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build a mainsail based barbecue. Probes on and around Duna witness the largest impact event yet observed; the crater is 150m across and debris scatters up to 35km. Everyone at KSC is excited... until one of your colony ships fails to report.
<Deddly>
I should probably not barbecue people next time
<Mat2ch>
or you should not remove the mainsail necessary for the landing burn to use as grill
<packbart>
"Verify that engine is installed correctly" never made it onto the landing checklist
<Mat2ch>
[x] Engine correctly installed in the bbq
<Mat2ch>
you have to be more specific! We are dealing with Kerbals here!
<packbart>
right
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<KrazyKrl>
You need to be more Pacific, the Kerbals are trying to land here.
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Jeb falls out of his craft and can't get back in. You look into the Great Eye and one of your crew members vanishes.
<xxcoder1>
looked it in eye while looking for jeb eh
<xxcoder1>
now jeb and unnamed crew is missing
<Mat2ch>
and I'm leavimg them. If they're not in the capsule when we launch, they have to jetpack home
<Mat2ch>
or take a spacebus or something
<Mat2ch>
hitchhiken
<xxcoder1>
;mission add You decide to leave one of crew behind to jetpack back because they was a minute late on returning.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You decide to leave one of crew behind to jetpack back because they was a minute late on returning.
<Tank2333>
;mission
<LunchBot>
In a misunderstanding of "science yield", you replace the mystery goo with explodium. You accidentally discover that putting a prism in your tea does not produce any new flavors.
<Tank2333>
a sad day for the science community
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<xxcoder1>
tea flavor3ed explodium
<xxcoder1>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You select arbitrary featherless bipeds as crew. In the end, investigators uncover a series of design flaws, poor decisions, and procedural errors which caused your plane to take off with its ailerons hooked up the wrong way around.
<xxcoder1>
lol
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<FLHerne>
needless to say the latter is from a real accident report
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