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<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Only in silence the word, only in dark the light... Your craft strikes Moho with so much energy that it blows off the crust, leaving the- wait, that doesn't make sense.
<Judge_Deddly>
You were only supposed to blow the *** doors off!
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Judge_Deddly changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current (final?) version: 0.2.2.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | Backup channel is ##KSPOfficial on libera.chat | Forum will be offline for a while starting from midnight UTC/GMT tonight (April 14)
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Gene questions whether every capsule really needs a Hammond organ for playing Dramatic Space Music. You end up with a 970 TWR.
<Althego>
i guess they removed the organs
<Mat2ch>
and now everyone gets squished on launch
<Judge_Deddly>
And the morale to the story is: don't dis the hammond organ
<Judge_Deddly>
Also, the moral
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<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
yOU ENABLED FINE CONTROL: Well you would do if cats were not sleeping on the controls.
<Judge_Deddly>
Haha
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
how is it so connected most of the time
<Judge_Deddly>
AI has secretly taken over
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<Judge_Deddly>
!outcome add Too many missions like this causes you to suffer from a bad case of Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Too many missions like this causes you to suffer from a bad case of Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon.
<Judge_Deddly>
!outcome fixup s/causes/cause/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Too many missions like this cause you to suffer from a bad case of Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You accidentally pop a duck with your craft, traumatizing the crew.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You accidentally pop a duck with your craft, traumatizing the crew.
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<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your rocket explodes again and you rebuild it from scratch. That is, from photons. You try to hide from the falling debris under the cone of confusion.
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<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to install a new Japanese-made OS on your ship computer 8ball says FileNotFound.
<Judge_Deddly>
!8ball Should I attempt to install a new Japanese-made OS on my ship computer?
<LunchBot>
No idea; the NSF thread about that turned into a flamewar and got locked.
<LunchBot>
New text is: You attempt to install a new Japanese-made OS on your ship computer.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add This creates perpetual motion, which is great for kerbalkind but ruins the game.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: This creates perpetual motion, which is great for kerbalkind but ruins the game.
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<Judge_Deddly>
Why does it ruin the game?
<xxcoder1>
;mission add You launch into orbit just to enjoy the silence of void.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You launch into orbit just to enjoy the silence of void.
<xxcoder1>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You petition the KSC cafeteria to serve nuclear pasta. The river downstream of your facility spontaneously catches fire.
<xxcoder1>
hot sewers
<Judge_Deddly>
Nuclear pasta will do a lot of things
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<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You carefully adjust the position of the beryllium reflector with a screwdriver. Your equations may be simple and elegant, but the Kraken naturally falls out of them anyway.