TheKosmonaut changed the topic of #kspmodders to: Welcome to #kspcovfefe | <Majiir> egg is pretty much just a chickenfetus until you start talking about floating point | Upon being elected Operator from 1:11:03AM to 1:11:19AM, GlassYuri immortalized his term with these words: “Do I have to give a fucking speech now?"
<kmath>
YouTube - AOSTH Sonic Says Touching is No Good
<SilverFox>
"First Alaskan woman charged with possessing child pornography gets no jail time"
<SilverFox>
to the chair with you
<darklight>
Sf I can do you better "Iraqi refugee who raped a 10-year-old boy at a swimming pool in a 'sexual emergency' has his conviction overturned because the Austrian court 'didn't prove he realised the boy was saying no'"
<darklight>
iirc a false triggering here costs you 1200 dollars
<GlassYuri>
darklight, *apparently* the thing comes off the machine so you can still get away
<darklight>
"FALSE fire alarms are costing Queensland taxpayers about $170,000 a day – and the University of Queensland is the worst offender" hey hey ho ho sexists have got to go
<darklight>
Unless they are clever and put automatic smoke alarms in the toilets
<kmath>
YouTube - Randy Stair | Andrew Blaze - Suicide Tapes - Fate By Coin Flip
<GlassYuri>
what I have laying around here rusted are files, pliers, and knife blades
<Greys>
ok
<GlassYuri>
I get that the knife blades don't last anyway
<Greys>
your files are shit
<Greys>
hardened steel is resistant to rusting
<Greys>
files need to be hardened to work
<GlassYuri>
they're meant for plastic, although I think the packaging also advertises soft metals
<Greys>
doesn't matter, unhardened steel is a pansy
<Greys>
you should just make new files; Clickspring did a video on that recently
<darklight>
Meanwhile in australia PEOPLE WILL LITERALLY DIE FROM ELECTRICITY COSTS
<GlassYuri>
darklight, you need rounded corners on your utility bills then
<Greys>
GlassYuri, if you had a 4mm by 15mm flatbar of unhardened steel, you could wham it in half on your knee like a golf club; a file made of that is going to be shit for anything; it'd round over in hours
<darklight>
Naa, was kinda having a joke at the conservatives blowing this out a bit, but electricity costs have risen sky high since the huge investment in green power
<Greys>
darklight, what of uluru was a giant petrified tree stump
<darklight>
Tbh, I don't like how uluru is managed
<Greys>
it does not bode well that one of the main characters is a british developmental bullpup that is most well known for having been a clusterfuck to create
<Greys>
hopefully she's teh H&K model that functioned
<Greys>
nope
<Greys>
H&K fixed the A2 series
<Greys>
the A1 series were faulty as shity
<Greys>
btw, rule of gungirl school world
<Greys>
a girl's panties are defined by the style of her stock
<GlassYuri>
german law: "a marriage is void if one of the partners was unconscious while marrying or unaware that it was a marriage"
<Greys>
that's the most reasonable law I've ever read
<Greys>
I still think ye' should defederalize marriage and switch entirely to civil unions for government concerns, but whatever
<GlassYuri>
so if you marry while hypnotized, drunk, or drugged, the marriage is void unless you show intent to continue it anyway
<Greys>
everything from unless and beyond is not part of the text you quoted
<GlassYuri>
that was the explanation of how it works in practice
<darklight>
GlassYuri did they stop the child bride thing yet?
<GlassYuri>
examples for being unaware that you're marrying may consider taking part in a ritual that you were not aware was a marriage or being told that it's just a film shoot during your marriage
<GlassYuri>
so laws which are not gender correct have to be reworded but laws which still mention the german empire don't
<Greys>
at least in america the marriage ceremony is legally insignificant
<GlassYuri>
I approve of that
<darklight>
Err, the actual marriage part is a squiggle on a paper, the ceremony is optional
<Greys>
don't sign documents you don't intend to sign
<GlassYuri>
Greys, germany too, so the law is kinda stupid
<GlassYuri>
but somewhere in the world proof of the ceremony having happened would probably be enough to consider it a legal marriage
<GlassYuri>
Greys, why would anyone use a nuclear bomb for business purposes
<Greys>
mining?
<Greys>
but no, I meant private industry developing, testing, and selling nuclear ordinance
<darklight>
Threatening your neighbour because his child slaves are in your lawn?
<Greys>
imagine if you wanted to install a really big pool, you could dig a huge hole, or you could dig a really deep small hole and set off a nuke deep underground
<FoxBot9000>
GlassYuri: serious (English word): 1 | adjective | concerned with work or important matters rather than play or trivialities
<darklight>
Ahhhhahahaha
<darklight>
"If I had a dollar for every dollar an american had, I'd had 79 cents"
<darklight>
Except we have higher minimums
<SilverFox>
oh
<SilverFox>
dont use foxbot for currency
<SilverFox>
because it'll cache the answers
<SilverFox>
use kmath so that foxbot gets updated frequently
<SilverFox>
I should setup qboid support as well
<GlassYuri>
~wa current date
<FoxBot9000>
GlassYuri: today: Sunday, January 1, 2017
<GlassYuri>
~wa current time
<FoxBot9000>
GlassYuri: 2:40:56 am EST | Thursday, November 17, 2016
<GlassYuri>
if you ever fix this I'm gonna snap your neck okay
<SilverFox>
lol
<darklight>
Not sure why you implemented a cache
<SilverFox>
because limited queries per month/day
<darklight>
Rate throttle, use a drippy bucket algorithm
<Thomas>
Or ignore it like I did. Works pretty good without throttle or cache
<SilverFox>
yeah could, but fuck it
<SilverFox>
its a pleasant surprise to get the result right away instead of in 10 seconds
<G-Mobile>
SilverFox: what if you try to detect immutable results and cache those forever with a storage limit, and mutable results you cache depending on type
<SilverFox>
plus I can track what you guys search
<SilverFox>
naw
<G-Mobile>
so results with a time of day factor, cache for like an hour
<SilverFox>
not doing anything more than I do now
<G-Mobile>
results with an answer in joules, cache until it gets pushed out
<SilverFox>
naw
<GlassYuri>
SilverFox, btw what are you doing now, are you really in medical school with the hope that one day you will carry out inhumane research
<SilverFox>
going through for nursing
<G-Mobile>
;g gps coordinates of the international space station
<SilverFox>
why did you google it
<G-Mobile>
wahtever
<SilverFox>
with kmath
<SilverFox>
which is broken
<SilverFox>
which you did yesterday
<G-Mobile>
its breakfast
<SilverFox>
and every other fucking time you google shit
<SilverFox>
im getting tired of this shit Greys
<G-Mobile>
you have no right to get tired of anything
<SilverFox>
fuck you im a free citizen
<SilverFox>
you have no right to strip me of my rights
<G-Mobile>
I. Am. America.
<SilverFox>
come fight me then
* G-Mobile
calls 1800 trump99
<SilverFox>
GlassYuri, i'm going to join forces with kim jung un and carry out my research there
<SilverFox>
but super secretly be in south korea
<SilverFox>
where i'll get my patients
<SilverFox>
but on a serious note, im going to go through for nursing, get my degree, move to korea and teach there, get citizenship and live there
<SilverFox>
Canada's sinking, and im going to be swimming to shore
<GlassYuri>
I took a year and half off in another country to find myself like every other white kid in germany and just because a friend asked me if I wanted to come with her
<G-Mobile>
The "package" has left the "roost"
<SilverFox>
glad you're sending nukes
<SilverFox>
too bad nukes are super weak to MAPLE SYRUP
<G-Mobile>
No, better
<GlassYuri>
and because I dropped out of school in germany I couldn't really achieve higher education there without going back to high school
<G-Mobile>
mike tyson
<SilverFox>
just put him on a balance board
<SilverFox>
he has shit balance
<SilverFox>
he fucking zooms into walls
<darklight>
Dropped out of high school?
<GlassYuri>
darklight, failed final exams, they told me to drop out and not cause them any more stress
<darklight>
I assume gymnasium?
<GlassYuri>
yeah
<SilverFox>
or they break the kneecaps
<SilverFox>
german high school mafia dont fuck around
<VITAS>
/me does voluntary kneecap breaking suppport at schools on fridays ;P
<darklight>
I stuck through high school but I suffered burn out at the end because of the subjects I picked
<GlassYuri>
lol at the end
<darklight>
But luckily I got the highest score on the mills aptitude test (some fucking how) and got an interview, got that job
<GlassYuri>
I had it in 10th year, actually was suicidal for a while, after that I had the attitude that they tried to kill me and that I'm not gonna do anything for them
<darklight>
You know what I mean, you don't want to pick dumbass subjects otherwise you won't be learning and just be bored
<VITAS>
because youre way more intelligent than you give yourselve credit
<VITAS>
but beeing humble is a signe of it
<VITAS>
-e
<darklight>
But then somehow I stopped caring about schoolwork :P
<VITAS>
i too was feed up with school at the end
<darklight>
Vitas the only exception to that, I did the dumbass english class :P
<VITAS>
15 years and then university is way to many years of school
<VITAS>
i did it because i didnt want to fail at spanish :D
<darklight>
And because of that, that instantly knocked out university, which I'm kinda thankful for
<darklight>
I *hated* english class, I don't understand how the hell it became the way it is
<VITAS>
so now you drive a tractor and i look up forrest prices to hide in one one day :D
<darklight>
They don't teach how to write, they don't teach how to convey ideas. They teach how to interpret 500 year old books. How the heck is that useful, at all :<
<darklight>
Ha
<darklight>
I like industrial work. It's literally stress free
<VITAS>
at least you knwo how to speak like you where 500 years old :P
<darklight>
Or maybe... its "people power politics" free
<darklight>
I did dumbass english classes, which actually teaches useful skills and is much more down to earth
<VITAS>
hmm my parents actualy got me tested if have some kind of writing and reading problem
<VITAS>
but turns out i dont have that excuse
<VITAS>
im realy that bad on my own :D
<VITAS>
bad enough to do 4th class in primary school twice
<darklight>
I don't consider myself intelligent in general, but for things I'm interested in I can at least point people in the right direction :P
<VITAS>
dumb people dont know theyre dumb
<VITAS>
and beeing humble gives you the ability to learn from others
<darklight>
Hehe, dunning krugar effect
<darklight>
(not sure if thats the right spelling)
<darklight>
I always try to optimise for laziness :3
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<VITAS>
inst taht intelligent too?
<VITAS>
preserving energy and time?
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<VITAS>
thats one reason i do computers
<VITAS>
i can automate the heck out of things
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<VITAS>
btw in terms of kneecaps and german schools
<VITAS>
we had a russian called victor
<VITAS>
he tried to smash my kneecaps once
<VITAS>
i smashed him with a sink
<GlassYuri>
VITAS, btw I wonder if you made the same experience as me
<VITAS>
wich one?
<GlassYuri>
that most people seemed to act as if teachers and students were enemies
<darklight>
Geez
<VITAS>
some do
<GlassYuri>
like there was no respect except for that which you faked to get good grades
<VITAS>
its mosty the ones who dont want to learn
<VITAS>
but thinks chool is something they have to get past
<GlassYuri>
yeah actually by far not everyone was like that
<darklight>
My experience was more "there are good teachers and there are bad teachers"
<VITAS>
we had some teachers that where respected either because they where cruel or because they where sympatic
<GlassYuri>
maybe it was more pronounced in the middle years when people started taking things in their own hands but weren't that responsible yet
<darklight>
The difference is if they make you want to learn
<GlassYuri>
I don't know, we generally fought it out with cruel teachers
<VITAS>
one of my english teachers beat our hands with a stick if there wherent parralel to the desk edge
<darklight>
VITAS cruel teachers aren't respected, it's a fear of the concequences :P
<VITAS>
yes
<GlassYuri>
... dude in what century did you go to school?
<VITAS>
80s
<darklight>
Too much reading the prince I guess :3
<GlassYuri>
THAT'S NOT A FUCKING CENTURY
<darklight>
Speaking of which, I am at a point where I really need to start reading philosophy
* GlassYuri
beats VITAS's fingers
<VITAS>
seemingly getting a last tast of people who where born into a ruined germany at war
<VITAS>
GlassYuri, 1880 :P
<VITAS>
so 19th ;)
<darklight>
Silly people amd non 0-indexed centuries
<VITAS>
our french teacher was a nazi who keept talking about his nice time in a bunker during air raids
<GlassYuri>
so it appears that schools in germany have improved a lot since then
<darklight>
That... is an odd position to be in
<VITAS>
so yay
<VITAS>
:D
<GlassYuri>
I remember we had guest students from a girl's school in kabul
<darklight>
I thought germany and france had been rivals before germany was even a thing
<GlassYuri>
they had working computers there
<GlassYuri>
I mean we had them too, 60% of the time it worked every time
<VITAS>
germany was a thing
<VITAS>
but germany as it exists today wasnt
<darklight>
I understand being forced into service, but I don't get the mindset of liking it
<GlassYuri>
germany has been a thing for a long time, it has been a nation since around the mid-19th century I think
<VITAS>
even older
<darklight>
And how many times has framce and germany faught each other?
<VITAS>
holy german empire
<VITAS>
hmm
<VITAS>
1,2 world war
<VITAS>
napoleon
<VITAS>
many many small conflicts
<GlassYuri>
VITAS, didn't that still have somewhat independent states?
<VITAS>
asterix
<VITAS>
cant remember
<VITAS>
GlassYuri, yes but its an empire and its german
<VITAS>
also it was ruled by one had of state
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<VITAS>
darklight, another problem is: france and germeny changed their lands quite often
<VITAS>
e.g. the elsass was german at some point
<VITAS>
( i think)
<GlassYuri>
so youtube never puts chinese songs on my front page
<GlassYuri>
they sometimes pop up in sidebar suggestions but that's it
<VITAS>
youtube is even confused about the country im in
<VITAS>
so fuck their tracking attempts
<darklight>
"This video is not available in your country" :D
<GlassYuri>
belgium just never gets the hate they deserve
<GlassYuri>
didn't belgium also have that king who killed as many as hitler did
<darklight>
But I have lots of hate for verhoffstadt :3
<darklight>
(I kid)
<darklight>
The EU does seem to have stopped france and germany fighting with each other, at the cost of a huge wave of nationalism
<darklight>
:P
<GlassYuri>
like there would have been less nationalism without them
<GlassYuri>
there seems to be a global wave of nationalism right now, probably because nobody remembers ww2 anymore
<darklight>
Ehh, to be fair you can shift the blame around to either the freedom of movement, immigration, or the middle eastern clusterfuck in general
<darklight>
Depending on who you want to blame
<GlassYuri>
the middle east goes back to colonialism, how it ended, and cold war geopolitcs
<darklight>
The second we can get off oil is the second we can stop pretending to be friends with the saudis
<GlassYuri>
I made another scrap cardboard jig
<darklight>
Also when I say nationalism I mean putting your country first, like focus on internal issues
<darklight>
I don't mean expansion
<darklight>
Might be the wrong word for it
<GlassYuri>
nationalism means waving your dick in other countries faces
<darklight>
That is not what I mean about it at all
<GlassYuri>
what you meant I don't know a word for
<darklight>
There were many many people you'd call nationalists who were extremely disappointed in trumps syria strike
<GlassYuri>
there's protectionists and non-interventionists
<darklight>
That's what I mean
<GlassYuri>
protectionists are just stupid
<darklight>
I'm semi-protectionist
<darklight>
In cases where its mutually beneficial, free trade is fine
<darklight>
However, an FTA with china will fuck us 6 ways from sunday
<GlassYuri>
so would one with the US
<darklight>
I'm not sure if we have one already actually
<GlassYuri>
that is not an issue with free trade and globablism
<GlassYuri>
it's because the chinese government only acts in it's own interest
<darklight>
*everyone will always act in their own interest*
<GlassYuri>
not everyone not always
<darklight>
We did a fta with china in 2015
<darklight>
I think its silly to think "Oh boy I'm going to get absolutely rodgered by this, sign me up" happens
<GlassYuri>
probably almost everything the chinese govt does goes back to trying to seem legitimate
<GlassYuri>
I wonder if they'd be significantly treatened if the economy goes bad
<darklight>
I can't imagine you think, "oh hey we make sugar but so does america and they do it cheaper, lets fta that so we can get cheap sugar" is in any way a good idea
<GlassYuri>
no
<GlassYuri>
their food safety standards aren't as good as german or EU standards
<GlassYuri>
but I live in japan which already imports masses of food from the us so...
<darklight>
That being said, if they produce something you want and vice versa for something else, no problems there
<darklight>
(I gave sugar as an example as I would be an australian sugar shill) :P
<GlassYuri>
by the way, about food, europe for example exports meat that couldn't be sold in europe because dumbass customers care about the looks of their food to africa
<darklight>
So yeah, I think some protectionism is nessacary
<darklight>
*some*
<GlassYuri>
so they sell what they'd otherwise throw into the trash for prices that are just above nothing
<GlassYuri>
this actively destroys the agricultural industry in those countries
<GlassYuri>
and then they bitch and cry about economic refugees
<darklight>
*economic migrants
<GlassYuri>
darklight, replace 'protectionism' with 'regulation' in general and you have solved everything
<darklight>
Also because of their polices, I have seen them being called /pol/and quite a bit :P
<GlassYuri>
so basically, it treats anything from no injuries to a massacre the same, and falsifies data based on geographic proximity to other incidents
<kmath>
YouTube - Home Automation Project - Vent Control using a SmartThings/Arduino setup.
<Greys>
I want to build a network of arduinos throughout my house that will manipulate the vents, windows, and thermostats based on conditions and forecasts to keep everything the way I want it
<Greys>
windows is the hardest part, I only have one horizontal window
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<Greys>
as dumb as upotte is, and as weird as it looks almost constantly, there's something engrosing about it
<G-Mobile>
Does this meet mcdonalds definition of a shirt
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<GlassYuri>
how does it ensure that the nipples stay under there?
<GlassYuri>
does she have strong rare earth magnets implanted under her nipples that connect to the iron core under the gold and if yes, why does her facial expression not show extreme pain?