TheKosmonaut changed the topic of #kspmodders to: Welcome to #kspcovfefe | <Majiir> egg is pretty much just a chickenfetus until you start talking about floating point | Upon being elected Operator from 1:11:03AM to 1:11:19AM, GlassYuri immortalized his term with these words: “Do I have to give a fucking speech now?"
<Greys>
he just fucking keeps saying ardu eeno
<SilverFox>
who
<SilverFox>
how is that different from arduee no?
<Greys>
Grady of Practical Engineering
<Greys>
it's pronounced ardweeno
<SilverFox>
yeah
<Supernovy>
aujord'hui no
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<SilverFox>
noice
<Greys>
anyway, I'm unfamilia with the manga you've described, but that could mean anything
<SilverFox>
it isnt a manga i know of, I just saw a picture of a bunch of cops that are really smol and reall tol and they are teams
<Greys>
link
<SilverFox>
not of manga, of real lyfe
<SilverFox>
you wouldnt like it
<Greys>
real life like you saw people with your eyes directly, or like you're not heeding the call for links because of bullshit
<SilverFox>
oh right, links call, one sec
<SilverFox>
so I've been infiniscrolling my facebook feed and its gone now, i'ma just get some pics from the internet
<kmath>
<CrimeADay> 21 USC §§458, 461, 463 & 9 CFR §416.5(b) make it a federal crime for a poultry handler to handle poultry while wearing a dirty frock.
<kmath>
<CrimeADay> 7 USC §8303, 8313 & 9 CFR §98.34(c)(7)(i) make it a crime to import Chinese pig semen if the pig ate raw garbage in the collection period.
<kmath>
<CrimeADay> 7 USC §2149(d) & 9 CFR §3.41(b) make it a federal crime for a hamster dealer to emotionally traumatize a hamster while transporting it.
<SilverFox>
agreed
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<kmath>
<CrimeADay> 21 USC §331, 333 & 21 CFR §101.7(f) make it a crime to sell food labeled with exaggerated quantities like “jumbo quart” or “full gallon.”
<Greys>
"full HD"
<SilverFox>
passed
<SilverFox>
is filtering a file by using *.gif regex?
<G-Mobile>
Tomato, potato, he was a ghost the whole time
<G-Mobile>
One complaint about the u11
<G-Mobile>
The garlic feedback pulse of the vibration motor
<G-Mobile>
Sounds like breaking glass
<SilverFox>
garlic feedback?
<G-Mobile>
Haptic
<G-Mobile>
I haven't turned auto correct off yet
<SilverFox>
ah
<SilverFox>
I suggest doing that
<G-Mobile>
Theres actually a toggle for thqt in the keyboard
<SilverFox>
how's the experience from yes being 0 to no being 10
<G-Mobile>
Whats the scope of this inquiry?
<SilverFox>
yes
<SilverFox>
"Hey, write a review"
<SilverFox>
"here's 20 buck"
<G-Mobile>
Of what, the phone, the keyboard?
<SilverFox>
the phone you dingus
<SilverFox>
im looking at phones to upgrade to
<G-Mobile>
Can you even buy this
<SilverFox>
what is it?
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<G-Mobile>
HTC U11
<G-Mobile>
In murka its only available from Sprint
<G-Mobile>
Or 700$
<SilverFox>
I'll check it out
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<G-Mobile>
Let me whip out they keyboard
<G-Mobile>
Aaaand then pair it
<SilverFox>
and time to donwload all the apps again
<G-Mobile>
Ok so, the phone is great but there's some caveats, entirely softwere
<SilverFox>
I can get it for 899.00
<G-Mobile>
Fuckin this keyboard is wiggin like ffuck
<G-Mobile>
The enter key is bound to space, and it's making the text field blink
<SilverFox>
wtf is "wiggin"?
<G-Mobile>
;wa wiggin
<kmath>
G-Mobile: Albert H. Wiggin (banker): full name->Albert Henry Wiggin, date of birth->Friday, February 21, 1868 (149 years ago), place of birth->Medfield, Massachusetts, date of death->Monday, May 21, 1951 (age: 8 -- this crap is too long.
<G-Mobile>
Mmkay, thats ubuseable
<G-Mobile>
Un
<SilverFox>
mhm
<G-Mobile>
So, bluetooth keyboards, no
<G-Mobile>
The software keyboard is fine if you never punctuate or use numerals
<G-Mobile>
It handles number only fields correctly, it has themes, everything else is garbage
<G-Mobile>
The camera is great
<G-Mobile>
The flash is a bit dim, a lot hot, and kinda yellow
<SilverFox>
ew it's a warm white?
<G-Mobile>
It fits my skeletor hands
<SilverFox>
your giant hands
<G-Mobile>
Skeletor is a giant
<G-Mobile>
Hes always as big as he man, and he man is only that big some times
<G-Mobile>
I need to experience the skeletor clip loop again
<G-Mobile>
Phone wise, I have specific demands and this is the only phone on the market that suffices
<G-Mobile>
Must have gorilla glass
<G-Mobile>
Must have USB-C
<G-Mobile>
Must have NFC
<G-Mobile>
Must be 5.5"
<SilverFox>
is that all?
<G-Mobile>
Beyond that it happens to be within two millimeters of my old phone in every bounding dimmension
<G-Mobile>
Must have hella internal space
<SilverFox>
64GB fine?
<G-Mobile>
My last phone had like 5 metagigabytes
<G-Mobile>
So, my podcast app has downloaded everything I did have downloaded before, and I'm near 50% full
<G-Mobile>
And thats before I finish decommissioning my old phone I'll wipe my 64GB microsd card and move the podcasts to there
<G-Mobile>
I'll never fill that card, so the phone will probably stay under 25% full, where I used to live straddling the line between enough space and not enough space to do anything at all
<G-Mobile>
Like, sometimes I'd have less that 200 metamegabytes left, and the phone would just start noping
<G-Mobile>
Btw, the edge sense totally works
<G-Mobile>
I have it set to like 30% force, and i cannot set it off accidentally
<G-Mobile>
Now, one downside, thats totally unrelated to the hardware
<G-Mobile>
Android 7 does not allow the recents menu to be displayed as a grid
<G-Mobile>
Also, finger scanners, this is the god damn future
<SilverFox>
im thinking of getting the S8
<G-Mobile>
Have you suffered samsung before?
<G-Mobile>
They's a asshowe
<SilverFox>
I have an S4
<G-Mobile>
Yea, do what you want cuz a pirate is free, you are hella out of date
<SilverFox>
I know
<SilverFox>
which is why I want an upgrade
<SilverFox>
i lack emojis
<SilverFox>
hella emojis
<SilverFox>
the emoji movie has emojis i dont have
<G-Mobile>
My old phone released almoat a year after yours, and mine was higher end
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<SilverFox>
what sucks is having sensitive ears like mine
<SilverFox>
I have the volume mixer down to 1% and the youtube video at lowest it can go
<G-Mobile>
Oh
<G-Mobile>
Split screen
<G-Mobile>
Huh
<SilverFox>
"French and textless"
<SilverFox>
wut
<G-Mobile>
Things I hate abour our current future: Everything thinks I want t hear about trump
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<Hyratel1>
I want to be informed, but I also want to not fall into a depressive spiral
<xShadowx>
cant have both :P
<G-Mobile>
Hyratel1: i listen to exactly one current affairs podcast because I can mostly trust the guys to be rational centrist liberals who call bullshit where bullshit lies, while trying to avoid.... Badmongering
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<G-Mobile>
Its called Trends Like These, and if I could block all other sources of news I would
<Hyratel1>
do they have a transcript (can't focus on podcasts)
<G-Mobile>
And as much as I can I do
<G-Mobile>
They have show notes
<G-Mobile>
But in the form of a list of items, not any kind of details
<SilverFox>
Greys, how'd you rate the phone so far?
<SilverFox>
what are the pros and cons?
<G-Mobile>
Dont you hate it when you go to chrome and chrome puts trump news all over and you spend half an hour disabling everything you can even concieve of being related to the suggestion system, and then you dont know why you went to chrome
<G-Mobile>
Chrome is one of the most actively malicious things in my life
<G-Mobile>
Firefox is crap, chrome hates you
<SilverFox>
safari??
<G-Mobile>
SilverFox: I already did that rant
<G-Mobile>
Why use safari on a non-apple platform?
<SilverFox>
I did
<SilverFox>
it was a nice backup
<SilverFox>
used chrome for porn, ff daily, safari for when things didnt work in ff
<SilverFox>
also, I request a mod be made to safari to name it japari and make themes and textures like that of kemeno friends
<GlassYuri>
does safari not support themes already?
<SilverFox>
GlassYuri, are your student dorms the size of goshiwons?
<G-Mobile>
Apple doesnt believe in alternate opinions
<SilverFox>
alternate facts
<G-Mobile>
Nope
<SilverFox>
also, GlassYuri you got 10 minutes to spare?
<SilverFox>
cartman's mom just got nannys for cartman because he's out of control, all the nannies went psychotic, so she had no choice but to get.... the Dog Whisperer
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<darklight>
Hrmm, would ping supernovy but its kinda bed time
<Supernovy>
too bad, you did
<darklight>
eytch/heytch when you see it. tell SF they're wrong.
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<darklight>
Would having a name like "burger fries" help you learn equestrian? :P
<Greys>
ponies speak english
<SilverFox>
ponies are banned
<Greys>
from canada?
<SilverFox>
from my country
<Greys>
canada?
<SilverFox>
no
<SilverFox>
my country
<darklight>
It's literally called that
<SilverFox>
no
<SilverFox>
fuck
<SilverFox>
goddamn
<darklight>
Just like "our town"
<darklight>
Where you can't have a nightmare, if you never dream.
<Greys>
did I tell you about the manga about a giant burly gay canadian grieving his dead japanese husband and the japanese brother having to deal with his cultural homophobia
<darklight>
Also sf will this be an anarcho facist state?
<darklight>
Pink triangle? so its set in the 40's?
<Greys>
I'm pretty sure there are cellphones
<darklight>
"rendered in pink and used pointed downward on a Nazi concentration camp badge to denote homosexual men"
<Greys>
you know oppressed peoples love to take the iconography of their oppression and make it mean other things
<darklight>
I am aware
<Greys>
anyway, it's actually a really hard read because the brother is very bigoted, this author doesn't pull punches, all to show him consider this and changing
<Greys>
like, imagine of by the end of his four years, Trump was a good person
<Greys>
it's still suck to live through him improving
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<darklight>
We may have different definitions of bigotry
<darklight>
"One who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices" everyone is bigoted when it comes to their core value structure :P
<Greys>
in short, this is the harambee prevention euthinizer
<SilverFox>
ripperoni hayrambee
<Greys>
so how do you feel about the bearambee incident that occured recently
<SilverFox>
the wut
<Greys>
some dumb fuck kid decided to go camp out in bear land, on the ground, not in a tent, and woke up with his head in the jaws of a bear pulling him along; the bear got spooked and ran, so the park rangers hunted the bear down and killed it
<Greys>
fuck boy was released from the hospital after a couple hours
<SilverFox>
well
<SilverFox>
shoulda been the kid that was shot
<SilverFox>
dumb ass
<Greys>
after killing the bear they did an autopsy and concluded that the bear wasn't being aggressive, it had plenty to eat, it was stocked up for the season
<Greys>
just found a head on the ground and decided to pick it up
<SilverFox>
probably going to raise the kid
<SilverFox>
especially if the bear was female
<Greys>
oh I forgot, the best part
<Greys>
they did a bear lineup to confirm the perp
<SilverFox>
wait wtf
<Greys>
see they caught "a bear" and the kid says "that's the bear"
<Greys>
so they killed that bear
<SilverFox>
jesus christ
<SilverFox>
at least they were somewhat lawful
<Greys>
did I mention fuck boy was considered to be the most experienced and responsible wilderness camper among the camp's staff
<SilverFox>
mmmmmmmmmboy
<SilverFox>
whats the name of the bear?
<Greys>
beary mcbearbear
<Greys>
cuz he was a fuckin bear
<SilverFox>
RIP
<SilverFox>
was it a male bear?
<Greys>
all bears are socially mail unless proven more dangerous