TheKosmonaut changed the topic of #kspmodders to: Welcome to #kspcovfefe | <Majiir> egg is pretty much just a chickenfetus until you start talking about floating point | Upon being elected Operator from 1:11:03AM to 1:11:19AM, GlassYuri immortalized his term with these words: “Do I have to give a fucking speech now?"
<Greys>
btw, dedicated was the wrong word, specified would be more correct
<Majiir>
For example, I'm doing some performance work on our messaging core, and the API endpoint will just time out if you load it too much
<kmath>
YouTube - 20th Century Fox Logo (MLG Air Horn Remix)
<Greys>
I will fucking stab this person with their airhorn until they are an airhorn
<Greys>
and airhorns are not allowed
<Greys>
so get the fuck out
<SilverFox>
in order to airhorn, one must become the airhorn
<Majiir>
Greys is an airhornbender
<Greys>
it's called a bendhorner
<SilverFox>
hornybender
<Greys>
it's german
<SilverFox>
everything was find until the noscope nation attacked
<Majiir>
German? More like BENNDEINHERRNER
<inktop>
vuvuzela is swahili for horn of peace
<SilverFox>
Majiir, you need the o with the umlaut
<Majiir>
this ain't Sweden
<inktop>
who cares we are all speaking english
<inktop>
wtf are accents
<Greys>
so the bad news, the cavity in this flashlight is too short to contain an 18650
<inktop>
whats an 18650
<SilverFox>
lithium cell
<Greys>
standard lithium cell, like a AA but bigger
<inktop>
old microcontroller?
<inktop>
o
<Greys>
if you have a portable battery bank it probably has 1 or more of these
<SilverFox>
so Majiir, does that mean you like Silicon Valley now or naw?
<inktop>
oh for like a laptop battery
<Greys>
if you have an old laptop where the battery is removable, it probably has many of these; though they might be nimh/nicad cells
<inktop>
yeah i got a 6cell unit i think
<inktop>
nah man thinkpads
<Greys>
most modern laptops use prismatic cells fitted to the empty space for optimum packing efficiency
<inktop>
they all use removable batteries
<SilverFox>
what you need to do is get a bunch of old laptops and just fuckin hook all these batteries in series and parallel as needed
<SilverFox>
tape em all together
<inktop>
this sounds like a weapon of mass destruction. at least to anyone standing within 10 meters of the loop
<Greys>
what if I install a tube in my arm and put a bunch of 18650s in it like a shotgun tube magazine and then install an induction coil in my palm so I can replace batteries in devices with induction coils and my hand will power them with the power of wank
<SilverFox>
that's pretty good
<SilverFox>
start a kickstarter
<Greys>
we'll call it "The JackVolt 2
<inktop>
just call it crank 3
<Greys>
oi voltage
<SilverFox>
Greys, optional addon for masturbating to charge the device
<SilverFox>
have the regular be disposable
<Greys>
SilverFox, optional induction heated lube
<SilverFox>
that's how we'll make the money
<inktop>
lol
<inktop>
you guys really need to watch the crank movies
<Greys>
you say that as if we didn't just reference them
<Greys>
there's actually a male pin in the flashlight to contact the center female pin on the battery carrier
<Greys>
why does this exist
<inktop>
the plot of the second movie is the protagonist was given a body without a real heart and the artificial heart required constant rechargin. v simplistic but it leads to novel ends
<Greys>
this has to reduce their profit margin by like 50$
<inktop>
sprobly
<Greys>
50%
<inktop>
its capitalism
<inktop>
i. e. rent seeking dumbassery
<Greys>
what rent seeking
<Greys>
they don't sell anything to replace this
<Greys>
all this carrier design does is prevent me from not using AAA batteries easily
<Greys>
there's a lot of negatives in that statement!
<inktop>
military use cases dont really fit. since they are inherently wasteful
<inktop>
anywho just watch crank2 you wont regret it
<inktop>
if there is a discreet god lucifer is his perverted herald
<SilverFox>
you need to go to bed dude
<inktop>
youre right but i stand by all of my statements
<SilverFox>
yeahyeah ok but sleep is necessary to live
<SilverFox>
so go live yourself
<inktop>
good idea but im a neet
<inktop>
anywho. sorry i ruffled your feathers
<SilverFox>
i aint one of them birdfucker
<SilverFox>
dont misgender me
<inktop>
lol
<Greys>
in peru, donuts have wings
<inktop>
imagine if the he 111 had serpentine bomb ducts
<Greys>
I would but wtf does that mean
<inktop>
oh whoops im confusing my planes.
<inktop>
he 111 is the medium bomber hs 129 is the duck i think?
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<SilverFox>
Greys, the processor for the xbox is an SoC
<Greys>
does it taste good?
<SilverFox>
soc's usually dont taste good, more like feet really
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<Greys>
what if you had the power to quicktravel through infants
<SilverFox>
you should very much clarify this
<Greys>
like you walk up to a woman and her baby, appologize, and then get sucked into her baby; then get vomited out of any other baby in the world
<SilverFox>
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<SilverFox>
lets start a kickstarter
<Greys>
you can't kickstarter superpowers
<SilverFox>
WATCH ME
<SilverFox>
how many possible combinations is 1char alphanumeric?
<SilverFox>
35?
<SilverFox>
36?
<SilverFox>
~wa 10^36 seconds to years
<FoxBot9000>
SilverFox: convert 10^36 seconds to years: 3.171×10^28 years
<SilverFox>
wow
<SilverFox>
bruteforcing that password would be shit
<SilverFox>
"when a guy thinks he's rubbing your clit but he's really just aggressively scratching your labia"
<SilverFox>
this is why we need better sex education
<SilverFox>
and biology classes
<Supernovy>
The HMS Clithood was sunk by a lucky shot to her magazine.
* darklight
finishes sniffing methanol
<darklight>
The motor was being a cunt, it wanted the glow plug. So I used a hot plug instead and now it works :3
<SilverFox>
this channel isnt on a decline, idk what the fuck everyone else is on about
<darklight>
Also I can flick start it, with effort though
<Supernovy>
flick start it
<darklight>
I don't use my fingers because I like my fingers
<darklight>
It is an awefully little one though
<darklight>
Which makes it harder :P
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<SilverFox>
so Jin-Yang on the Silicon Valley show got a smart fridge with a screen and TTS and everything to show off how rich he is. This pissed off one of the coders, whom, instead of fixing the bugs on the frontend of their software, spent 12 hours hacking the fridge to display a gif of a mime sucking a dick and getting the voice to say "Suck it Jin-Yang"
<Hyratel>
wow
<SilverFox>
this guy is like, a really good systems analyst too
* darklight
sees a language and wants to guess what it is
<darklight>
It definitely looks c#'y but the hey a compile error on the second line in the function
<SilverFox>
FakeJS
<darklight>
JS doesn't have static does it?
<darklight>
It doesn't really do "objects"
<darklight>
It does
<darklight>
But not like how you think
<darklight>
Also the array has no commas
<darklight>
".java" up the top
<darklight>
I was expecting throws Something in the method signature if it was java :P
<darklight>
Also I approve of the rickroll in the video
<SilverFox>
!tell Majiir in silicon valley Jian-Yang got a smart fridge with TTS and a screen to show off how rich he is, and that pissed off the systems analyst, whom then dedicated 12 hours straight to hacking into the fridge so that it would display a gif of a mime sucking a dick and the voice saying "Suck it Jian-Yang" How could you hate such a show??
<Qboid>
SilverFox: I'll redirect this as soon as they are around.
<SilverFox>
like, to prove how real this shit is, the last time I coded something, was out of anger
<SilverFox>
the majority of shit I have coded was because someone or something pissed me off and made me passive-aggressive about it
<SilverFox>
piss me off and I just go on a coding rampage
<darklight>
Greys: Nooo, mentally advanced series is oveeerrr
<SilverFox>
does pinging use a port?
<darklight>
It's not UDP or TCP
<SilverFox>
like, I have a device on the network I NEED to bog the fuck down
<darklight>
Ports are a UDP/TCP concept
<SilverFox>
I dont have physical access to the device
<darklight>
ICMP is probably Good Enough (TM) for bogging it down, but you'll need to a bazillion at once
<darklight>
and while linux is good is that, I'm not sure if windows has the option :P
<SilverFox>
how do I do that, I have a pi, laptop, and desktop
<SilverFox>
oh and another laptop with linux
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<SilverFox>
and another pi I could bridge connection through my desktop to the wifi it connects to
<SilverFox>
so about 4-5 devices
<SilverFox>
also have my phone with an app that gives me a console
<SilverFox>
darklight, you think it can be done?
<darklight>
You kinda want something with a faster cpu but whatever :P
<darklight>
If you want a slow network, you just need The Australian Experience (TM)
<SilverFox>
I know, but I dont have physical access
<SilverFox>
so I can't install it
<SilverFox>
so drop the australian experience
<darklight>
Are you ddosing take two
<SilverFox>
yes
<SilverFox>
I have decent computing power
<SilverFox>
and am willing to take my phone off.. dare I say it... power saving mode
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<SilverFox>
I just crashed hexchat
<SilverFox>
Greys, are you up?
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<stupid_chris>
egg: you still eggin
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<Hyratel>
I'm helping someone with Starship worldbuilding for a story setting and - worldbuilding side effects of 'no warp drives' combined with 'a week from orbit to the Hypergate' = career spacers have some of the best cardiofitness
<xShadowx>
so red blood cells dont have dna, only white blood cells have dna, you can take stem cells and dna from saliva, and make white blood cells, mix with red blood cells from any donor (or grow red blood cells as well) and you have blood pointing to whoever you want o.O
<xShadowx>
gotta love science
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<G-Mobile>
Hyratel: did someone say worldbuilding?
<Hyratel>
i did; why?
<G-Mobile>
I love world building
<G-Mobile>
so how do these hypergates work if it's not related to warp style travel
<G-Mobile>
so many beautiful options
<Hyratel>
the hypergates are quasi-instantaneous teleport-style jump gates
<G-Mobile>
the concept of instantaneous applies poorly to stellar scale distances so that's easy enough to quasi; is it just a you're here then you're there deal or more of a data transit thing?
<Hyratel>
you're here then you're there
<Hyratel>
I say quasi because you have to cross the gate threshold
<Hyratel>
interstellar momentum is NOT conserved
<G-Mobile>
does the transit occur as you're crossing the gate, as a scan of the object, or once it's entirely crossed?
<Hyratel>
unstated by author
<G-Mobile>
do you know all the things about how stargates work?
<Hyratel>
the wormhole in SG is a quasispace that you cross with a perceptual time
<Hyratel>
so you don't scan through the gate
<Hyratel>
you enter, transit, and exit
<G-Mobile>
eh, at a high level that is correct
<G-Mobile>
the wormhole is invisible and miniscule; the 'event horizon' is a matter assembly/disassembly field that destroys your body, stores it's organization, transmits the data across, and recreates it on the other side
<Hyratel>
so you enter-scan, transit as pure data, and exit de-scan?
<G-Mobile>
no matter crosses through stargate wormholes, and the energy involved is usually insignificant compared to the energy of sustaining either the wormhole or the event horizon
<Hyratel>
so where does the reconstruction matter come from?
<G-Mobile>
it's spontaneously generated out of the enormous energy
<Hyratel>
[2:01 AM] Hyratel: so once your Center of Mass crosses the plane of the gate Now you're There?
<Hyratel>
[2:03 AM] JayRock: basically?
<G-Mobile>
almost every time the mass/energy input on one end matters to this process, it's been very very bad
<G-Mobile>
time travel, gravity distortions, gate malfunctions, just general not-gooditude
<G-Mobile>
anyway, an important detail of gate behavior is that no data of an object is transmitted until the entire object has been absorbed
<G-Mobile>
if you stuck your hand in a gate and stood there until the gate shut off, you fucking don't have an arm
<Hyratel>
so that's why you generally hit the gate at a jog
<G-Mobile>
(*the definition of object is fairly nebulous, a ship full of people is one object even if the people cross over they won't individually be transmitted)
<Hyratel>
it's a convex whole
<G-Mobile>
so with these hypergates it sounds like what really matters is the relative position of the object to the device
<G-Mobile>
my brain jumps to some kind of space encapsullation, relocation, reattachment process
<G-Mobile>
like scooping a dumpling out of a pot of soup and depositing it into a bowl of soup
<Hyratel>
word-of-god is they're 2 miles aperture diameter
<Hyratel>
which puts hard limit on the size of ships
<G-Mobile>
that's a lot of diameter, I like it
<Hyratel>
I'm sharing your thoughts to $author
<Hyratel>
[2:11 AM] JayRock: yeah!!
<Hyratel>
[2:12 AM] JayRock: that's a really adorable way to put it omg
<G-Mobile>
it always kind of annoys me that a lot of scifi tends to keep things small and then make things big later to raise the stakes, depending on how you wanted to go a mile transit bubble would either allow for massive sphere ships of cargo and whatnot, or dozens, maybe hundreds of more traditional scale ships at once
<G-Mobile>
2 mile*
<G-Mobile>
there's a lot of fun to be had with these gates
<Hyratel>
the ship I'm working on (well guiding $author to understanding the required elements of design) is a 20-seater and is probably ... somewhere around 200 meters I want to say?
<Hyratel>
long
<G-Mobile>
important detail, do there need to be gates on both ends, or is this a catapult situation
<Hyratel>
[2:20 AM] JayRock: i think ill need it to at least sometimes be a catapult situation, because setting them up would take forever otherwise
<G-Mobile>
you mentioned stellar momentum, maybe having an arrival gate handles that, so established routes are safe; unless something goes wrong, and only much more robust ships can do expedition jumps into wild space
<Hyratel>
[2:21 AM] Hyratel: so it uses the target/arrival gate as a destination with a safety offset - like 20 miles away orthagonal (perpendicular) to the local major orbital plane
<Hyratel>
[2:22 AM] Hyratel: this will prevent co-location events, especially if the recieving gate can transmit a simple 'radar map' of nearby objects
<G-Mobile>
I support designing the system to allow malfunction/sabotage later to result in catastrophe
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<G-Mobile>
I have to handle work stuff, be back in half an hour or so
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<Hyratel>
aight
* VITAS
is upset about nerd³ recent update video about that gta mod thingy: he meant crackers not hackers and should get his wording staight. Stuff makes "hacker" a bad thing to be :/
<GlassFragments>
...has the renmibi risen significantly since january
<G-Mobile>
what is that
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also is now known as egg
<G-Mobile>
SilverFox: great idea; rngmon; like pokemon but all the pokemon are RNG
<TheKosmonaut>
GlassFragments: not really?
<TheKosmonaut>
Overall it's probably worse than it was a few years ago
<TheKosmonaut>
Er. Months*
<TheKosmonaut>
I think the lowest was 1=6.1 usd-rmb
<TheKosmonaut>
But now it's 6.8ish
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<G-Mobile>
I wish in Star Wars when Luke shoots the things down the hole to blow up the jumbo painsphere, the things didn't fly along and then jump down the hole as if they were mice hiding from the housewife
<G-Mobile>
especially because the things are depicted as tailed plasma balls, not any sort of technological object which would, without explaining, have the capacity to do so
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<Supernovy>
They also turn on a dime, which is nuts even if they're self-guided
<ve2dmn>
Magic
<G-Mobile>
all this could have been corrected if: A, they didn't have to turn to go into the hole, B, it was an intake port not an exhaust port
<G-Mobile>
although then, intake what
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<Glass|phone>
G-Mobile: space is an ocean, so probably saltwater
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<SilverFox>
yay arms finished downloading
<SilverFox>
G-Mobile, time for booty
<G-Mobile>
but what about rngmon~
<SilverFox>
it could probs be a romhack tbh
<G-Mobile>
nah, it needs to have internet social media dick swapping
<G-Mobile>
and a breeding mechanic, not entirely genetic but something where the child isn't a clone of either parent, but you can't simply drag traits around with brute force mass breeding
<G-Mobile>
maybe some kind of organization where 'genes' have strength, and breeding either weakens or strengthens them, so trying to drag traits around to make an ideal mon would require frequent cycles of inbreeding to reinforce traits so they can be use din in further breeding
<G-Mobile>
further degaming could be achieved by making some traits strengthened by inbreeding and some traits weakened by it, so a given set of traits may be differentially harmed and improved by the practice
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<G-Mobile>
then the internet social dicks would breed a community of players seeking to breed ideal mons, and players trying to locate new genes and combinations of genes for the breeders to use
<SilverFox>
sounds like a new game entirely
<G-Mobile>
not to mention the meta community of players developing new metas and thus moving the goal posts for those two
<G-Mobile>
all for the goal of developing an ideal implimentation of a tactic to use in the battle system
<G-Mobile>
and then, bam, ladder system
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<G-Mobile>
imagine a pokemon style battle system, where knowing your opponent would be extremely difficult because of the raw diversity of options, in a LoL/StarCraft style massive pool ranked pseudotournament
<SilverFox>
making fighting games in french must be hard since they dont have a word for "Victory" they'd have to use somehting like "Didn't surrender"
<kmath>
YouTube - [Otamatone] Kemono Friends (けものフレンズ) OP - "Welcome to Japari Park" (ようこそジャパリパークへ)
<Greys>
I bought 2 27" monitors, they're 1080p but everything about them is so much better
<Greys>
also I can retire my oldest most broken, lowest resolution, and smallest monitor
<Greys>
now the only problem is that they literally don't fit
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<MobileFox>
I'm at my grad ceremony and I'm the only one from my program here, it's been almost 50 minutes in waiting, ceremony is gonna start somewhat soon
<MobileFox>
Should I give a speech?
<Greys>
hobo speech go
<MobileFox>
Hobo speech?
<Greys>
yes
<MobileFox>
Greys did you get the video I linked you?
<Greys>
I got the link you linked me
<MobileFox>
Good
<MobileFox>
Was it great?
<MobileFox>
Or was it great
<Greys>
it was THIS VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR REGION