TheKosmonaut changed the topic of #kspmodders to: Welcome to #kspcovfefe | <Majiir> egg is pretty much just a chickenfetus until you start talking about floating point | Upon being elected Operator from 1:11:03AM to 1:11:19AM, GlassYuri immortalized his term with these words: “Do I have to give a fucking speech now?"
<SilverFox>
when you are presenting them for supreme swag factor
<SilverFox>
one remote press and everything goes super coo;
<Greys>
right but.... that isn't a thing
<SilverFox>
right but it's not because it isnt
<SilverFox>
so make it a thing
<Greys>
isn't ain't an is
<Greys>
there's no reason to have monitors that slide out, when they would never be slid in
<SilverFox>
make the monitors slide out and reign supreme
<Greys>
this ain't mudkipz
<SilverFox>
i heard u leik them tho
<Greys>
I am ambivalent of mudkips, but if you put mudkips in my mudkips, I would certainly dislike that
<SilverFox>
but you could mudkip while you mudkip
<Greys>
no I couldn't, because I would need to plan a funeral
<SilverFox>
pokemon dont die
<SilverFox>
they faint
<Greys>
do you understand what happens when you put one living thing inside another living thing of the same species?
<darklight>
Tis a conspirceh to jack up the gas prices for planes!
<SilverFox>
dont post shit like this, you're gonna fuck with my brain
<SilverFox>
wait naw I figured it out
<darklight>
Yeah, 90N 0E is the same as 90N 90E
<SilverFox>
wut
<darklight>
Every point at 90N is the north pole
<SilverFox>
oh right
<SilverFox>
TheKosmonaut, whats that word "hajimashite" and the fuck it mean
<TheKosmonaut>
SilverFox: I got a special item for you
<SilverFox>
hoooooo boy letsgooooooooooo
<TheKosmonaut>
!g Japanese to English dictionary
<Qboid>
TheKosmonaut: http://jisho.org/ [Jisho.org: Japanese Dictionary] (8560000 results found, took 0.66s)
<TheKosmonaut>
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING THING
<TheKosmonaut>
WHAT THE FUCK
<TheKosmonaut>
IT’S… a dictionary??!?!?
<SilverFox>
m8
<TheKosmonaut>
SilverFox: Hajimemashite is a greeting to use when you first meet someone
<SilverFox>
oh nice
<SilverFox>
thanks
<SilverFox>
"there was this Chinese guy in the supermarket and he didnt know how to say 'chicken' so he grabbed an egg and went to the cashier and asked 'where mother??'"
<darklight>
TK might be angry because one of his students liked rape
<SilverFox>
uwut
<TheKosmonaut>
Lol
<TheKosmonaut>
I forgot that story
<SilverFox>
Tk, do tell
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<TheKosmonaut>
He was trying to say he liked “rape seed"
<SilverFox>
but he just forgot the other word or some shit?
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<SilverFox>
"Bunnies. A girl came to school one day with five bunnies in her book bag, and by the end of the day had sold ever bunny for 25 a piece. Everyday, teachers would be stopping kids and looking through book bags and lunchboxes, and it was chaos. And the bunnies were still being sold! Occasionally you'd see someone with a lump in their jacket with an ear poking out-bunny. A cracked lunchbox-bunny. Eventually this turned into a full
<SilverFox>
black market bunny selling ring. The leader hjad recruited other sellers, and they had designated bunny trading spots."
<SilverFox>
TheKosmonaut, does japanese have a particle for a buttfuckton of stuff so that it can written as an entire sentence and you can read it coherently?
<SilverFox>
like, all smooshed together
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<SilverFox>
Glass|phone wtf dude
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<Glass|phone>
SilverFox: what
<Glass|phone>
all those joins are because taking an escalator over 4 floors apparently reconnects the wifi 20 times
<darklight>
derpibooru has the worst url spoilers :<
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<Greys>
GlassYuri, clearly they should install a directional wifi antenna that specifically covers the escalator path
<Greys>
bareick obama
<Greys>
wtf is twig?
<Greys>
guy quoted on john oliver coal segment listed computers languages he was being trained in and the last of them were"Javascript, Twig, YAML"
<Greys>
oh, it's a PHP bullshit
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<Greys>
Hyratel1, if I run a DC powerline, 19V 1.7A, alongside a DVI cable, in a heatshrink tube, is there any concern for interference on the DVI cable?
<GlassYuri>
have you ever seen "made in china" misspelled
<Greys>
nope
<Greys>
I imagine it's exceedingly rare, because the made in china mark is mandated by the chinese government for exports, and the US government for imports
<GlassYuri>
well it's on a japanese label that was probably added after importing
<GlassYuri>
which contains a number of unknown meaning, a model number, a barcode, and ce/fcc/recycling marks
Thomas|AWAY is now known as Thomas
<Greys>
we've come full square
<Greys>
Lyft, the Uber competitor ride sharing service, has invented bus service
<Greys>
Lyft Shuttle drivers will drive predefined routes between predefined places, you show up, and the ride cost is split between everyone who shows up
<RandomJeb>
the beautiful sharing economy
<Greys>
I wonder just how long it will be before a lyft shuttle driver will literally buy a bus
<Greys>
you can find them on craigslist pretty often
<RandomJeb>
certainly not just a scam by right wing libertarians to get rid of all those pesky worker rights
<Greys>
of course not; that's uber
<Greys>
lyft never did aaaaaaanything wrong.... that I'm aware of
<Greys>
#noresearch
<Greys>
buses have odometers in the wheel hubs?
<RandomJeb>
maybe if their tires are supplied by another company? I know some truckers that have odometers in the wheels so the tire supplier knows how far the wheels have rolled
<RandomJeb>
well I assume they're measuring the same thing, distance rolled, could imagine the bus companies may want to keep track for maintenance regardless of who does the maintenance for that matter
<RandomJeb>
I wonder if the buses around here have them
<RandomJeb>
guess I'll have to sneak up to one and pry off the hubcap
<Greys>
also the fact that it's a sealed unit on the exterior of the vehicle under a cover that only certain maintenance people should be accessing, it's more secure against enfraudulation
<SilverFox>
oh fuck, I'm applying for osap for my college program and there are two programs listed with the same name that start on the same date but one ends a week earlier/later than the other
<SilverFox>
if I pick the wrong one I could get my funding removed
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<SilverFox>
ayyyyy
<SilverFox>
Djohaal, where you been all this time?
<Greys>
without googling, can you determine where the fingerprint sensor is?
<Greys>
what I find most impressive, is that it is still a key
<Greys>
it's not rigidly mounted, you still press it
<Greys>
which is kind of genius; during the keystroke the pressure of the finger on the sensor is a known quantity, so you can make a lot of useful assumptions about finger and ridge deformation
<Greys>
SilverFox, as you know bob, insanity is not a medical term, it is a legal one, and it's a legal term that lacks meaningful definition but is generally used to infer that someone cannot be held accountable for their actions
<SilverFox>
~fuckmug
<FoxBot9000>
this my mug where I keep my fucks -> c\_/ NOTICE IT IS EMPTY