TheKosmonaut changed the topic of #kspmodders to: Welcome to #kspcovfefe | <Majiir> egg is pretty much just a chickenfetus until you start talking about floating point | Upon being elected Operator from 1:11:03AM to 1:11:19AM, GlassYuri immortalized his term with these words: “Do I have to give a fucking speech now?"
<icefire>
this seems like a perfectly fine initializer for java
<icefire>
/s
<Majiir>
This is Javanese
<Qboid>
Majiir: SilverFox left a message for you in #kspmodders [26.06.2017 17:30:29]: "Jian Yang from Silicon Valley actually made a real life app, that fucking SeeFood app that tells you whether your food is a hotdog or not"
<icefire>
public tells are awful
<Majiir>
Yeah, and Elon Musk from Iron Man actually made an electric sportscar
<Majiir>
Goddamn that drink was good
<SilverFox>
Majiir, what did you drink?
<SilverFox>
Greys, the voltage differential of middle out depends on shaft length and girth, and if there are complimentary angles as well
<Majiir>
I made a Last Word, but I made it better and with better ingredients
<icefire>
thats what she said
<GlsFrg|phone>
SilverFox: so bigger cocks are higher voltage?
<darklight>
Greys saod voltage to delta time iirc
<SilverFox>
GlsFrg|phone, I think they would be lower voltage because they take more amps to jerk
<SilverFox>
~yt silicon valley middle out compression
<GlassJavanese>
java teacher after wasting over an hour copypasting the same thing we copypasted last week: "now let's remove the project and do it again for practice"
<SilverFox>
the fuck
<GlassJavanese>
could've also told me to go back home and take the train again for practice
<GlassJavanese>
this lesson is about as difficult as standing 15 minutes in a moving vehicle
<SilverFox>
which you did
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<GlassJavanese>
my teacher has that 90's greenish single color desktop background back from windows fuckingold
<SilverFox>
windows xp nice
<GlassJavanese>
xp had a tree on a hill by default I think
<SilverFox>
dont recall the tree
<SilverFox>
but it did have a green hill
<GlassJavanese>
I think 95 and 98 had the flat green by default
<SilverFox>
I thought it was that gross blue so you could get used to seeing it so much
<GlassJavanese>
it's not blue, it's green
<SilverFox>
"My username is password, and my password is password"
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<darklight>
glass do you feel educated
<darklight>
Do you feel like you could male mass effect 3
<GlassNothing>
maybe I could female it but
<SilverFox>
especially given the quality of females in that game
<darklight>
*make
<darklight>
I blame my phone
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<darklight>
[smiling intensifies]
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<GlassNothing>
darklight: I never played mass effect so I don't know, but in general AAA games cannot be created by one person
<darklight>
Neither have I, but the smile is disturbing
<SilverFox>
welllllllllllllll
<darklight>
Also how big was the witcher team?
<SilverFox>
that isn't really correct
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<SilverFox>
a AAA game *can* be created by a single person
<SilverFox>
HOWEVER, it'll take longer than duke nukem forever
<GlassNothing>
I said in general
<GlassNothing>
can I set my name to a table flip
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<Glass>
"[11:02] == (╯°□°）╯︵ Erroneous Nickname" nice error message though
<SilverFox>
holy fuck, dude hacked jin yiang's smart fridge to get a gif of "Suck it Jian Yang" to play and apparently smart fridges talked and they saw it as an update so like, a bunch of fucking smart fridges got hacked with gifs of "Suck it Jin Yiang" playing
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<Glass>
nothing is more descriptive of post-truth engineering than that "dangerously stupid" is now called "smart"
<Glass>
HEY EVERYONE
<SilverFox>
ye?
<Glass>
WHEN DEALING WITH 2D COMPUTER GRAPHICS THE COORDINATE SYSTEM STARTS IN THE TOP LEFT CORNER
<SilverFox>
when does breakfast at mcdonald's start?
<inktop>
*r kelly voice* he was just pullin over to get a donut, when he saw the look in his partners eye~ they were meant for eachother, even if those donuts were nigh~ Oooh but the dispatcher wasnt havin any of it/couldnt get enough of it! Found the discarded drink holder outside of a louvered foyer door/those two cops were makin out like the world were no more! Trapped- in the closet, ouhohohhhoooooo
<SilverFox>
I want me a fucking mcgriddle
<darklight>
Fucking sepratists :P
<inktop>
buncha philistines itc
<Glass>
"<SilverFox> what are these" was this directed at the song?
<kmath>
SilverFox: convert ฿0.50 (bitcoins) to US dollars: $1224.95 (US dollars)
<SilverFox>
thats a lot of money
<darklight>
not it
<darklight>
it is
<Supernovy>
For you.
<darklight>
back then it was worth maybe 30 dollars a coin
<darklight>
Supernovy you are making me want to buy a bane action figure and chuck it out of my plane
<inktop>
i want a plane
<darklight>
rc plane
<inktop>
o
<inktop>
well, i have one of those that i never finished :/
<Glass>
I wonder if bitcoin farms could be used for residential heating
<inktop>
just needs hinges for the control surfaces
<darklight>
Hrmmm, my initials are actually cra... shipping & handling. crash airlines :D
<darklight>
inktop cable tie or chop the long servo arms in half, the ones you don't use
<darklight>
Oh hinges
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<darklight>
Sticky tape :P
<inktop>
its kinda way overpowered tho. its got i think a half horsepower engine driving an 11 inch prop and its only got a 40 inch wingspan and weighs maybe 8 lbs
<darklight>
Ah
<inktop>
i designed it when i was like, 13
<darklight>
half horsepower on 11 inch sounds a bit dubious
<darklight>
I think...
<inktop>
idk its been awhile
<inktop>
last i calculated the thing would have a 30 mph landing speed
<SilverFox>
I wonder if using android devices and raspberry pi's is power efficient enough for bitcoin mining to be profitable
<kmath>
YouTube - 스텔라 Stellar - 세피로트의 나무 Archangels of the Sephiroth Official M/V
<Qboid>
SilverFox: I'll redirect this as soon as they are around.
<SilverFox>
!tell Majiir this mv has some noticeable english fuckeries
<Qboid>
SilverFox: I'll redirect this as soon as they are around.
<SilverFox>
"gimme your loo............k"
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<SilverFox>
GlsFrg|phone, what are you eating for lunch?
<SilverFox>
what food is offered at the school?
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<darklight>
sf I only watched 10 seconds of that minecraft video
<darklight>
cant do it
<darklight>
talks slower than donald trump
<SilverFox>
he sounds creepy as shit
<SilverFox>
but he has good material, so I put up with it
<SilverFox>
like watching a youtube tutorial on a thing and it's done by a fuckin squeeker
<darklight>
The tutorials I generally needed were done by germans, as they get technical :P
<SilverFox>
nice
<darklight>
Of not german, that part of europe
<darklight>
*if
<darklight>
The only good tutorial for opencomputers is done by its developer
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<GlassUnity>
either nobody in this class is paying attention, or nobody can understand the teacher because of those not paying attention being too loud, or all three
<SilverFox>
I have a Samsung 4, and for some reason my setup wont allow it to fully turn around, only about like, 40 degrees turning radius total
<SilverFox>
sucks to have an incompatible phone
<SilverFox>
maybe they've fixed it recently
<GlassUnity>
SilverFox: I can go to akiba and get one actually
<GlassUnity>
but not sure if the shop I saw them in closes early
<SilverFox>
also you can use a leapmotion sensor for the hand stuff
<SilverFox>
not a perfect setup, but it also doesnt cost 1200$
<SilverFox>
"King of the Hill Season 5 Episode 3 – I Don’t Want to Wait for Our Lives to Be Over, I Want to Know Right Now, Will It Be… Sorry. Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Doo…"
<SilverFox>
thats the name of the episode
<SilverFox>
"You mean your period?" "You dont get it Bobby, you aren'
<SilverFox>
t there yet"
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<darklight>
I just showed magpie qwop
<darklight>
What have I done?
<SilverFox>
why are you showing birds video games?
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<darklight>
magpie attack over
<SilverFox>
"I thank god every day I didn'
<SilverFox>
t get esploded"
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<GlassUnity>
I crashed fuckyounity editor
<SilverFox>
nice
<SilverFox>
I do that every time I open it
<SilverFox>
have you made VR yet?
<GlassUnity>
killed unity, double-clicked the scene file to open again, different editor version opens
<GlassUnity>
no
<GlassUnity>
why the fuck would I do VR now
<SilverFox>
because I want a fuckin VR artillery game
<SilverFox>
I cant make it, unity hates me
<GlassUnity>
blow up your house and install unity on a different pc
<Greys>
don't you hate it when you go to turn on a lamp, and as you twist the knob, everything inside the mechanism crushes to powder
<SilverFox>
wurt
<GlassUnity>
don't you hate it when you turn a knob and the *knob* turns, but not the potentiometer
<SilverFox>
WUT
<darklight>
Glass yes
<Greys>
SilverFox, the knob on this lamp used to click on and off, now it just spins and if I push it the light turns on
<SilverFox>
so its a push light
<Greys>
push and hold
<darklight>
I like tappy tappy lamps
<GlassUnity>
more like crush and hold
<Greys>
it's already crushed
<SilverFox>
you bought a push light and complain when you have to push it? fuckin millenials these days
<Greys>
no, I own a turn-knob light, it's about a year old, it was 7$
<SilverFox>
so you took a push light you bought for 7 bucks, and you tried making it a turn light?
<SilverFox>
pathetic
<Greys>
egg, I need to ban silver for a little bit
<darklight>
This is why glass needs op
<SilverFox>
Glass had his term
<darklight>
Because I cannot be trusted :3
<darklight>
Greys was op but now they have a script to auto deop
<SilverFox>
ye
<SilverFox>
she resigned and retired
<Greys>
I turned that off like a year ago
<SilverFox>
im fucking untouchable
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<SilverFox>
free spirit
<SilverFox>
cant touch this
<Greys>
yep, in the traditional meaning of the caste
<Greys>
touching you would dirty my soul
<SilverFox>
which is why you cant ban me
<SilverFox>
you need to use banhammer
<SilverFox>
which would touch me
<SilverFox>
which touches you
<Greys>
you misunderstand reality and the bylaws of socialization in so many ways
<SilverFox>
I'll misunderstand whatever I want thank you very much
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<Greys>
so I updated all the numbers, it's now mathematically correct, and good news
<Greys>
8k is bullshit
<Greys>
the retina distance of a 27" monitor at 8k resolution is 17.56 inches
<Greys>
;wa 17.56 inches to meters
<kmath>
Greys: convert 17.56 inches to meters: 0.44602 meters
<Greys>
if you are further than half a meter from a 27" 8k monitor; you are far from being capable of differentiating pixels
<Greys>
half a meter is a good distance because at that range it would appear to have infinite resolution; but you wouldn't be wasting the effort and wattage of having that
<Greys>
for 1440p 27" the line is at 26.32"
<Greys>
;wa 26.32" to meters
<kmath>
Greys: convert 26.32 inches to meters: 0.66853 meters
<Greys>
for 1080 it's just over 35", which happens to be where I am on my monitors, so great
<darklight>
You can tell the difference between 30fps and 60fps though, which is kinda more important
<Greys>
yes, 100% of people can do that
<Greys>
and probably 80% of people can consciously differentiate between 60 and 120, while 100% of people are effected by the difference between 60 and 90
<Greys>
the doubt is whether more than 50% of people can differentiate between 120 and 144 or 240
<Hyratel1>
I can definitely notice 60-> 75
<Hyratel1>
it was more dramatic with a CRT
<Greys>
30~35" is a typical monitor viewing distance, 25"ish for laptops, a 2k 27" monitor is 26.32" so you're 4~9" past the retina distance
<Greys>
if you had a 24" 2k laptop, that would work
<Greys>
you probably don't
<Greys>
for a 13" laptop, at 1440p, the retina distance is 16.6"
<Greys>
that's rediculous
<Greys>
apple is rediculous
<Greys>
now consider, there are 4k phones
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<Greys>
extrapolating out to a 72" screen, at 8k, the retina distance is 46.8"
<Greys>
if you were five feet away from an 8k screen, you have wasted money
<Greys>
if you had a 96.46 horizontal inch screen, which I'm not even going to bother calculating; you would want to view it from just past 72 inches away
<Greys>
;wa 72 inch to meters
<kmath>
Greys: convert 72 inches to meters: 1.829 meters
<Greys>
8 makes no sense
<Greys>
k
<Hyratel1>
and that's without taking into account visual acuity
<Hyratel1>
er
<Hyratel1>
that is vis acuity rather
<Hyratel1>
without taking into account focal problems
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<Hyratel1>
I start to lose focal clarity past ~ 18 inches
<Greys>
eh, could be? this is based on lab tests with volunteers
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<Greys>
ideally this would be based on pure math and aperture light fancy shit like legolas; but that's hard and varies by wavelength
<kmath>
<clattner_llvm> Turns out that Tesla isn't a good fit for me after all. I'm interested to hear about interesting roles for a seasoned engineering leader!
<G-Mobile>
Briefly his resume read something like "Elon and I didnt get along, he said I should leave, so I did"
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<darklight>
Is elon still connected to the trump admin or did he leave when trump pulled out of paris?
<G-Mobile>
also uber left the trump thing when prople started deleting their accounts in protest
<G-Mobile>
people
<darklight>
Now I wonder why he would freak out over that? It's not like the paris agreement was directly helping him in any way or anything :^)
<G-Mobile>
it truely is not
<darklight>
(tbh, once the energy storage is there, I def would buy an electric if I could afford it)
<G-Mobile>
storage is fine, infrastructure and charge rate are the big limits
<darklight>
We have 240v here but understood
<darklight>
The power bills would be yuge
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<G-Mobile>
my truck gets about 200 miles per tank, teslas get like 300, most cars are at about twice as good as my truck
<G-Mobile>
but, if I drive 200 miles, in any direction, I know I can refuel when I get there
<G-Mobile>
and I know that it'll take less than ten minutes
<darklight>
Yeah my car is a bit of a hog too
<darklight>
~11.5L/100km
<G-Mobile>
I know for a fact that if I drove an EV 150 miles north, there would be nowhere within 200 miles to recharge
<darklight>
Err, with premium
<darklight>
With shitty ethanol fuel, that probably 13.5L jumps to
<G-Mobile>
and I think tesla is the only brand that can go from 10% to 70% in less than 6 hours
<darklight>
Iirc you can recharge them at normal outlets but only at like 30km/h or less
<G-Mobile>
Just because you can charge them on a normal socket doesn't mean theres a socket you can usr
<darklight>
I've heard some charging at 150 or 200km/h which is much more reasonable
<G-Mobile>
tesla I think can do 80% in 2 hours at an appropriate charging station
<G-Mobile>
the remaining 20% takes overnight though
<G-Mobile>
And what tesla is currently focusing on is scaling manufacturing up to reduce costs, and expanding charger infrastructure world wide
<G-Mobile>
sure adding 200 miles per charge would be great, but without the charge infrastructure that only lets you go an ideal 100 miles further
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<G-Mobile>
Also distance stability is a big thing
<G-Mobile>
If you leave a tesla in the garage, not plugged in, it loses like 12% per day, and you can lose like 40% max distance at max charge between summer and winter because of tenperature alone
<G-Mobile>
SilverFox: the three catgirls image is in chapter 5 and unfortunately the text us not original
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<SilverFox>
my life is a lie
<SilverFox>
whats the OG text?
<G-Mobile>
You can only kiss someone you love
<SilverFox>
Now let me tell you why that's horse shit
<G-Mobile>
its an arch about the selfishness and innocence of children
<SilverFox>
idk, kids can be pretty selfless sometimes
<SilverFox>
Anyways, I have to go learn to save lives now
<SilverFox>
and more importantly, get me a fucking mcgriddle
<G-Mobile>
little centaur girl is big centaur's cousin, and she doesnt like that the cat girls got to kiss big centaur
<Greys>
darklight, what if microdrones with a halo around them, and the halo is a microfiber cloth, and the drones fly for minutes at a time rubbing themselves against surfaces to scrub off dust
<darklight>
Greys that is hilarious
<darklight>
My sister has one of those cx-10 things, the quad that only weighs 7 grams
<Greys>
you'd have a little rack in your house somewhere with like thirty of these things, and a station that will swap out the microfiber, plus a position awareness system and you go through your house and map out flat surfaces to be scrubbed, like windows and mirrors, desk surfaces
<Greys>
then based on a schedule it'd deploy them, they'd each go out, scrub for as long as they can, then return home to charge, repeat, until everything has been scrubbed or you'll be getting home soon
<Greys>
each quad would functionally be remote controlled so minimal on-unit hardware
<Greys>
since they're doing this every day, as long as things like windows and mirrors were very clean to start with, they should stay clean without the need for cleaning fluids; and you'd just need to wash these microfiber halos once a week to reload the magazine
<Greys>
in an ideal world you'd be able to control the quads well enough to slowly rotate where they attempt to contact on the halo to use up each halo evenly over a longer period
<Greys>
in an even more ideal world you could then get a beehive of these fuckers installed behind a bush trained to go out and wipe down the outsides of your windows, when the weather permits it
<Greys>
so how much force can one of those CX-10s apply laterally?
<Greys>
the stainless steel pen is attached to that fishing rod bit by wire, and the wire is on a spool inside, as you pull the pen away from the finishing rod it pulls the rod in a measured direction to a measured distance, this is then used to create a 3D map of a space, commonly used for measuring countertops
<Greys>
I'd love to have one of these that can measure a 15 meter square, 10 feet tall, so I can get accurate models of my spaces easily, but a top mounted unit with a working space of 1 cubic meter would be useful for measuring all sorts of stuff, and with a little software it could work in reverse to read out points on a model into real space
<darklight>
Not sure, but they are the onlyn quad I have flown were the air resistance seems to be negligable
<GlassYuri>
kemono friends is on steam
<Greys>
that's the dumbest thing anyone in this channel has ever said
<darklight>
They "slide" around in he air if that makes sense
<darklight>
Like when you let go of the angle they keep moving until you stop them
<Greys>
darklight, you should steal your sister's one and make a little wire ball for it to live in then test it's loading capacity
<darklight>
I am not expecting much for a 7 gram quad
<Greys>
neither am I, but then I need to do experiments on what kind of cleaning capacity that force will actually have
<Greys>
like, will it have enough force without flipping itself over to even remove new dry dust from glass
<Greys>
this idea really demands that scale of quad, even going to something twice as wide would be problematic
<Greys>
also an easier test, if you have access to any quad I'd be interested on your impression of how difficult it is to land a quad in a box that is not much wider than itself
<Greys>
like, find a box of that size and try to land the quad in it
<Greys>
(the boxes open face should be facing the horizon
<Greys>
box's*
<Greys>
basically I want you to land a quad in a cabinet with the door open
<Greys>
it's only ever going to clean flat surfaces effectively, just not smart enough for curves, and this gives a bigger contact area
<Greys>
even if the quad has to be unusually wide to clear the fabric
<Greys>
ok darklight, thing I want you to test #3, quadcopter flying in a tube that is no more than twice as big as it
<Greys>
tube should be horizontal
<Greys>
could you have an ultra-low-power 2D laser thing that could perform the job of an inkless black and white printer, by lightly burning the image into paper
<Greys>
is there a unit for what kind of laser output and focus is required to ignite a material?
<Greys>
though, high enough air volume across the focal point should make ignition impractical
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<Rokker>
holy fucking shit
<Rokker>
what an awful idea that will literally never work
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<RandomJeb>
what idea?
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<Greys>
is a steal box an equal faraday cage to a mesh box
<Greys>
steel; where the mesh is also steel
<Greys>
GlassYuri, how do car couplings work at very high mass loads?
<Greys>
surely it's not just the little handshake couplers from lionel trains
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<RandomJeb>
wait wasn't there another one you posted a while ago about a boy and his mother and adventures of forbidden discovery? Not sure if butt was prominent in that one though
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<Greys>
not that I recall
<GlassYuri>
"The cyberattack also forced the Ukraine-based Chernobyl nuclear power plant to revert to manual radiation monitoring, according to a Ukrainian journalist citing the country's state news service."
<SilverFox>
Greys, your ultra low power 2d black and white printer sure sounds like the premise behind a thermal printer
<G-Mobile>
Except thats not how thermal printers work
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<SilverFox>
you're darkening paper by burning it
<G-Mobile>
thermal printers print on special paper imbeded with thermoactive dyes
<SilverFox>
yeah?
<SilverFox>
and you apply heat to it
<G-Mobile>
no buring takes place
<G-Mobile>
burning
<SilverFox>
burning is just lots of heat
<SilverFox>
in fact, burning can be done at any temperature
<G-Mobile>
burning is combustion
<SilverFox>
our bodies burn calories
<G-Mobile>
this ink/dye free laser etcher would induce combustion but prevent ignition
<SilverFox>
basically what that art style is on wood with those electrodes and shit?
<G-Mobile>
No
<G-Mobile>
youre really extra dumb lately
<SilverFox>
you think im not doing this purposely?
<G-Mobile>
have you been drinking a whole lot?
<SilverFox>
listen
<SilverFox>
I have images to keep up
<SilverFox>
people expect things of me
<SilverFox>
if I dont deliver, I get fired
<SilverFox>
you know what happens when you get fired from life?
<SilverFox>
you get the fucking gulag, greys
<G-Mobile>
One of the assertions about the world in centaur girl manga is that all mammals are hexapods
<SilverFox>
oh right, that super disappointing one full of lies
<G-Mobile>
also reptiles and amphibians
<G-Mobile>
the category of humans contains four convergent species deliniated as centaurs, angels/demons, goats, and mermaids
<G-Mobile>
angels actually grow a halo of hair
<G-Mobile>
cutting off an angels halo is a hate crime
<G-Mobile>
riding a centaur is a hate crime
<G-Mobile>
many things are hate crimes
<SilverFox>
lettuce has the worst self adhesion ever
<SilverFox>
that shit is negative
<SilverFox>
also fun fact, burgers always land cheese side down
<SilverFox>
so if you put a piece of toast butter up on it, it floats midair
<G-Mobile>
Actually mythbusters tested that and toast doesnt fall
<G-Mobile>
The world always lands on the butter side of toast
<G-Mobile>
graviton monopoles and whatnot
<SilverFox>
wait, what if you're on the opposite side of the planet with toast butter side down and they're both let go of