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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You are tasked with a small ressource extraction mission on Massage 2(A-B)b. It why you know but don't works.
<XXCoder>
hmm too much massaging messed up the conclusion
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<Eddi|zuHause>
very unsatisfactory
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add Surprisingly this proves unpopular with your Kerbals.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Surprisingly this proves unpopular with your Kerbals.
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<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Pancakes.
<Deddly>
What shall I have on them, though? Maple syrup? Lemon and sugar? Bacon and baked beans? Kangaroo liver?
<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Fish & chips.
<Deddly>
All right, I'll have fish & chips on pancakes. Sounds like a winner, actually.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i've never understood the appeal of fish&chips
<sandbox>
really?
<Deddly>
You are dead to me
<Eddi|zuHause>
it's just a very foreign concept to me
<sandbox>
haddock and chips
<Deddly>
In all seriousness, though, there are a lot of poor imitations
<sandbox>
salt n sauce
<Deddly>
In Sweden, if I see "fish and chips" on the menu, I know it's 90% certain to not even be close to the real thing
<Deddly>
And in the 10% of cases where it's a pretty good approximation of what fish & chips is supposed to be like, they will never, ever have malt vinegar, which is an essential part of the dish.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your docking is hindered by the Space Pizza. The prolonged climb exacerbates duractance flux in the compressor phase in the high-bypass engines fitted to your craft, and its turbo-encabulator fails.
<Eddi|zuHause>
maybe should have used a space-pizza with a less thick rim?
<Deddly>
Stuffed crust would have sorted that
<Deddly>
How about we eat the Space Pizza together with the pancake-fish & chips, then try docking again?
<Deddly>
I think that should easily de-discombobulate the compressor phase ducturance flux.
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<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Mashed egg with peas.
<Deddly>
Mashed egg eh?
<Deddly>
I assume boiled first
<Deddly>
Or fried?
<sandbox>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Hamberders.
<FLHerne>
Deddly: I think the mashed egg was in frustration after failing to fry it intact
<Deddly>
Ah, makes sense. I actually like egg done that way
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You apply solar panels like sunscreen. Please don't do that again.
<Eddi|zuHause>
ok... but it felt so intuitive...
<raptop>
Wait, how else are you supposed to use thin films?
<XXCoder>
wow perfect combo
<Mat2ch>
"Please don't do that again." is something you can say to a lot of things when it comes to Kerbals...
<XXCoder>
yep
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You meet Scott Manley. Your entire workforce mutates into weirdly-proportioned green frog creatures.
<XXCoder>
I blame scott.
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You help UmbralRaptor with low tech / low cost craft designs. Apparently building your craft with random off the shelf parts and not getting it tested or certified by any governing bodies was a bad plan.
<Eddi|zuHause>
but it certainly was both low tech and low cost
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Collide with something that's on the same orbit as you, but goes in the other direction. The mission is a success, but your efforts went unnoticed: everyone was watching a cool new TV show.
<Eddi|zuHause>
sorta like a cyclotron particle accelerator, but slower?