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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to reach orbit with a paraglider. What the cringe is going on here?!
<XXCoder>
do it have any engine?
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
The away team proves all too combustible. You leave out several critical intermediate steps.
<XXCoder>
like the mission...
<Althego>
the mission seems to be an outcome
<XXCoder>
yep
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You put on the Gravity soundtrack to make your aerocapture maneuver even more intense. Your plane starts to wobble to the beat of dubstep.
<darsie>
Was there aerocapture in Gravity?
<Althego>
there was rentry
<Althego>
bound orbit is already captured :)
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Your swift and decisive action averts a catastrophe.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your swift and decisive action averts a catastrophe.
<FLHerne>
.mission add You find a teenager who has no experience whatsoever and put them in charge of your craft.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You find a teenager who has no experience whatsoever and put them in charge of your craft.
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<darsie>
1338
<darsie>
oops
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<FLHerne>
.mission add Whenever someone says you can't do something (because it's impossible) you understand it to mean that you can't do something (because you're incapable), take it as a personal affront and vow to prove them wrong.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Whenever someone says you can't do something (because it's impossible) you understand it to mean that you can't do something (because you're incapable), take it as a personal affront and vow to prove them wrong.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You change all keyboards to Dvorak. Jeb reveals that the maniacal grin is part of his contract.
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<raptop>
huh, wikiality mentioned DOI:10.1063/1.1722828 which I suspect might be useful for optimizing ascents/descents on the airless bodies
<raptop>
Though from my fiddling with the equations, I suspect that for most Kerbal craft it's "you should pitchover immediately"
<raptop>
(ie: nothing we didn't know for years)
<darsie>
In my experience going as horizontal as possible is best.
<raptop>
I mean, sometimes crater rims or mountains cause problems, but otherwise yeah
<darsie>
Yeah, avoid impacting.
<darsie>
It's ok to fly through arcs.
<Eddi|zuHause>
avoid impacts, and dense atmospheres.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
To improve security, you sign all of your ints. You have driven the kerbals to extinction.
<raptop>
intermediate steps, or something
<Eddi|zuHause>
well, negative steps, i presume :p
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<raptop>
!outcome add You have caused yet another LOCV.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You have caused yet another LOCV.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You reanimate a tiny sliver of a poster's conciousness on a GPU. Unfortunately your heatshield doesn't block neutrinos.
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<Tank2333>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You inspect the freshly delivered batch of gluten-free rocket parts. You get zapped and find it shocking.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
*studies show that gluten-free causes electric shocks*
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<XXCoder>
shocking new science
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
According to one religion all Kerbals you meet are already dead, and enjoying an afterlife stocked with unlimited rocket parts. Guest61064 has declared you Sus Baka.
<XXCoder>
sus
<XXCoder>
reminds me of discworld one species
<XXCoder>
they have belief that their current life is in heaven, and if they die, they go back to boring life full of work and stuff
<XXCoder>
ah yes Feegles. book is wee free men
<Eddi|zuHause>
what is dead can never die
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