Deddly changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.2.1.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | If Esper collapses, plan B is ##KSPOfficial on Libera.chat (note the double hashtag)
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You build a rocket with gumballed engines. Your slide rule is signed by the president, becoming a slide law.
<XXCoder> yay you can use slide law to measure your gumballed engines
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You replace anything electrical on your craft with potatoes. The spam filter destroys all your rations.
<XXCoder> so... ship went powerless?
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<Eddi|zuHause> like that one time when they turned bill into fuel and then ate him.
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You capture Maxwell's demon and use it to power your rocket. Val learns too much science and OOMs.
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<Pinkbeast> "SLS looks like someone started building a Space Shuttle and ran out of Lego for the orbiter" haha
<Mat2ch> that's partially true...
<Pinkbeast> That's why it's funny
<Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add You run out of Lego.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You run out of Lego.
<Pinkbeast> From https://idlewords.com/2024/5/the_lunacy_of_artemis.htm which is all quite an amusing read
<Pinkbeast> "the audacious HLS contracts may be the healthiest thing about Artemis. Visionaries at NASA identified a futuristic new energy source (space billionaire egos) and found a way to tap it on a fixed-cost basis."
<Mat2ch> Destin from Smarter Every Day criticised it as well
<Pinkbeast> In particular https://idlewords.com/images/hls_lem.jpg - I am of course no rocket scientist but that is surely completely expletive-deleted nuts given it's landing the same number of kerbals^W humans and less payload
<Pinkbeast> At least in KSP when it fell over after landing you could roll it up a hill with reaction wheels and take off from there :-)
<Mat2ch> we just need fusion drives. ;)
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You ignore the leash laws for your pet kraken. Unfortunately this is KSP and you can't do that.
<Eddi|zuHause> can't escape the kraken laws in KSP.
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<sandbox> people are talking about this in another channel
<sandbox> tornado
<XXCoder> wow
<XXCoder> its olviously locked down but yeah
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<Althego> sadly no weather in ksp
<Deddly> !nextlunch
<LunchBot> Mapo tofu.
<Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> You press the АЗ-5 button, not knowing that your reactor is in an unusual and unsafe state. As you approach the surface of Jool you see your reflection in a metallic hydrogen mirror and watch your space suit collapse in horror.
<Deddly> Oops
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<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to parse HTML with regex. Your rocket falls apart.
<XXCoder> makes sense
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You fake a Mun landing, at one of stages. You however, sourced actual Mun dust for the scene. The R&D department gives you cookies because they now have a larger budget.
<Mat2ch> That turned out well.
<XXCoder> indeed
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<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> You get this bot banned by spamming ;mission too much. Congratulations on committing the first Super-Felony!
<Mat2ch> uh
<Pinkbeast> Man, mods are harsh today
<XXCoder> yep
<Eddi|zuHause> irc spam is now a super-felony...
<Eddi|zuHause> must be the new AI laws
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> Eight days! You have EIGHT DAYS to save Jeb! The eyes of children widen whenever they hear this tale.
<Eddi|zuHause> it's very open to interpretation whether this epic tale has a good or a bad ending.
<Mat2ch> Sounds like it has a good ending
<Pinkbeast> IDK, kerbals have pretty wide eyes already
<Eddi|zuHause> well, this could be a bambi-style opening (or lion king, for that matter)
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<FLHerne> .outcome add Entire Administrator is: Alexander Kerman.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Entire Administrator is: Alexander Kerman.
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