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<Eddi|zuHause> i still believe unicorns are actually rhinos, mangled through millennia of mistranslations
<Eddi|zuHause> also, the vikings ran a "unicorn horn" scam where they sold narwhale horns
<XXCoder> if I recall unicorn means the the horn, translated across languages
<XXCoder> (yes there is two the
<XXCoder> )
<Eddi|zuHause> the german name is "einhorn" meaning "one (1) horn"
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere. You're all alone - more or less. You were so successful that there is no outcome.
<Eddi|zuHause> i had nowhere else to go, so success was the only possible outcome.
<XXCoder> yep
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You do not read the EULA. A K-1000 hunts you down.
<XXCoder> damn, those eula lawyer bots
<Eddi|zuHause> but it's a cute dog-bot (probably).
<Eddi|zuHause> (but then K-9000 would have been a better name)
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<FLHerne> hm, a K1000 was the first proper camera I played with
<darsie> What's a proper camera?
<FLHerne> well, not one of those little plastic disposable film cameras
<FLHerne> that everyone seems to have forgotten the existence of
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<Eddi|zuHause> i never used disposable cameras, but the first "real" camera i borrowed from my parents for a school trip got stolen
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> Bill finds some unconnected cables and after some fiddling labels them "I don't know where these go". They find classified documents in your failed project pile.
<Eddi|zuHause> i tried all means possible for finding out the purpose of the cables :p
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You give Jeb the Dubstep gun. You notice the double-space formatting in ;mission. This messes with you to no end.
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<Eddi|zuHause> dubstep solves everything.
<Althego> eh
<Althego> i really hate dubstep
* Mat2ch gets the dubstep gun
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<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> Bill removes all the control switches for cleaning. Through an oversight they aren't replaced before liftoff. Civilisation is destroyed by an unknown probe you hailed while it was approaching Kerbin.
<raptop> If only the switches had been replaced, we could have had the whales talk to the probe
<XXCoder> yep
<XXCoder> ;mission You send a ship into past to fix that massive mission fail you just had.
<LunchBot> No mission found matching "You send a ship into past to fix that massive mission fail you just had.".
<XXCoder> ;mission add You send a ship into past to fix that massive mission fail you just had.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You send a ship into past to fix that massive mission fail you just had.
<XXCoder> ;outcome add Craft arrives from future to stop you from doing that mission.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Craft arrives from future to stop you from doing that mission.
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You set your hammer to panic mode. A zombie apocalypse sweeps across Kerbin, made worse because zombified Kerbals are *still* greenish so you can't tell from a distance.
<XXCoder> ... so hammer made zombies? what
<XXCoder> anyway solution is pretty easy
<XXCoder> wave to them, if they dont wave back, shoot
<XXCoder> its good way to kill zombies, and unfriendly kerbals
<raptop> I feel like that mission/outcome got reversed
<XXCoder> yeah
<raptop> But at the same time, those *usually* are in the correct location
<XXCoder> yep lol
<XXCoder> hammer one should be outcome I think
<raptop> !outcome add You were only supposed to blow the doors off!
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You were only supposed to blow the doors off!
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You embark on a journey to the toilet. Only [DELETED] can help you now.
<Eddi|zuHause> what happens on the toilet stays on the toilet.
<XXCoder> yep
<Mat2ch> But what happend on the journey?
<raptop> Bennu sample return results: https://arxiv.org/abs/2404.12536
<XXCoder> wow
<XXCoder> they found the orginal 3 foot star trek ship
<XXCoder> after decades
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<Mat2ch> do you have to post something like that, when I want to go to bed? :D
<XXCoder> yes. I waited hours for that ;)
<XXCoder> kidding
<Mat2ch> I'm through it though. :D
<Mat2ch> nice to see that this got settled out of court and is in good hands now
<XXCoder> yeah
<Mat2ch> also Roddenberry is rich enough to just chip in the bucks it would've made at an auction
<Mat2ch> I wonder if he could write off a payment to the finder as marketing expense. :D
<XXCoder> I wonder if sharter would get to hold it again
<Mat2ch> woah, he's 93?
<XXCoder> yeah. he lived long enough to find out that ship was back
<XXCoder> virtually nobody else did
<Mat2ch> George Takai and Walter Koenig are still alive, too
<Mat2ch> But yes, in a few years there wont be anyone from the original crew left.
<Mat2ch> But that's life.
<XXCoder> yeah
<Mat2ch> Time for bed. Good night!
<XXCoder> night :) bed missed you
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<dnsmcbr> well that was a forum rabbit hole
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You speak in very bad english, pretending to be a russian. They don't make big enough fuel tanks for this.
<Eddi|zuHause> "Make fuel tank full of vodka. please."
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<XXCoder> hah
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You value-engineer your components to the brink of failure. The Trio gets banned for profanity.
<XXCoder> they got angry over my cheapness
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<Eddi|zuHause> cheap can't be good.
<XXCoder> sure. its not my fault nor reposibility for trio actions though