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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You murder a microwave for its magnetron and install it in your rocket. Your ship is crushed into a small 1:4:9 rectangular prism.
<Eddi|zuHause>
the power of magnets is amazing
<XXCoder>
yep
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You make a tomato and noodle snack, then accidentally substitute TS-06 stack separators for noodles. You take an Environment Sample of Kerbin's low orbit.
<XXCoder>
well seems like everything went well anyway
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<Eddi|zuHause>
you successfully dragged it out of the environment
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to make a small edit to one of the parts. Jeb somehow managed to get a 1:1 replica of the Hindenburg and crashes it into the Kerbal Burn Treatment Center.
<Eddi|zuHause>
"small" edit... 1:1 scale
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<packbart>
oh the kerbality!
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You put an RTG in every Kerbal's suit to keep life support going and to give them a healthy glow. So, the universe (or your unconscious, or Thalia, or the ghost of Philip K. Dick) dictates the mission report, and you polish it up a little and deliver it to Gene.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Now son...don't touch that cactus... Deadly Re-entry strikes again.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i'm not sure they were really thinking of landing on a cactus for "deadly" reentry
<LunchBot>
You paint the company name in big letters on your rocket, so when it's on TV everyone will know whose it is. It proves awkward to dock your craft, because there's a music festival on and all the ordinary docking ports are taken.
<Eddi|zuHause>
how is a company name in big letters any different than a country name in big letters?
<darsie>
Should the inflatable heat shield be deflatable?
<Althego>
would be nice
<darsie>
It is on Kerbin, but it's stuck in orbit.
<darsie>
I don't want to launch from Eve with an inflated heat shield.
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You upgrade your entry-level SRBs from trashcans full of boom to rubbish bins filled with octanitrocubane. One possible objection to this proposal remains--that happiness is not negatively valued. However, this objection is dismissed as scientifically irrelevant.
<XXCoder>
hmmm
<Eddi|zuHause>
"stop having fun" finally being scientifically rejected.
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<FLHerne>
You return home to discover that your dog has eaten basically everything that wasn't a vegetable.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You return home to discover that your dog has eaten basically everything that wasn't a vegetable.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You return home to discover that your dog has eaten basically everything that wasn't a vegetable.