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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You must not misrepresent reality, you must be obedient, and you must protect your pilot. You die before witnessing mad-made horrors beyond your comprehension.
<Eddi|zuHause>
but i protected my pilot.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add You are more concerned with showing that you've considered all the concerns than you are concerned with the actual concerns.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You are more concerned with showing that you've considered all the concerns than you are concerned with the actual concerns.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add The idea is tried, and it turns out it is not only Not Progress but a huge disaster.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The idea is tried, and it turns out it is not only Not Progress but a huge disaster.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You "wish to exercise your right to navigate the Cosmos and demand to be allowed to navigate, against the advice of the launch director" and sign the disclaimer. Luckily Jeb was suspended from flying, so Jeb survived. (Turns out that unauthorized snorkeling in the zero-G training pool is a punishable offense.)
<XXCoder>
dang thats big mission/outcome
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You have pretty much the worst idea anyone has had in the entire history of the universe. A dog chases your rocket.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
dunno what your definition of "rocket" is :p
<RoboFreak>
x
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You start looking for the meaning of life at 3 AM. Many small steps for a Kerbal, one small step for science.
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<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Instant noodles.
<Deddly>
Easily put into practice
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You put Kerbals on top of millions of pounds of high explosive chemicals, which you light on fire, to send them a hundred miles up in the sky, going six times faster than a rifle bullet. <<ERROR: INSUFFICIENT BLOOD FOR OUTCOME. Please sacrifice one Kerbal to the sun, then ask again>>
<Eddi|zuHause>
working on it
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Your Rube-Goldbergian machinations spontaneously collapse into quantum foam.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your Rube-Goldbergian machinations spontaneously collapse into quantum foam.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Your Rube-Goldbergian machinations spontaneously collapse into quantum foam.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your Rube-Goldbergian machinations spontaneously collapse into quantum foam.
<KrazyKrl>
hah.
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to seamlessly switch between different game versions. Jebediah has that look on his face again...
<Deddly>
Funny story. I was once testing a plane and crashed repeatedly. Every time I reverted to launch - resurrecting the pilot in the process -, the kerbal in the cockpit would spawn screaming in horror, as if he retained memory from his past life.
<FLHerne>
I remember that being a sort of running gag in the kerbfleet comics
<Mat2ch>
hehe
<Deddly>
FLHerne, oh, really? I don't remember that at all
<Mat2ch>
What if we are living in a simulation and if we die we get resetted as well and that's where some of our nightmares come from?
<Mat2ch>
Think about it! ;)
<Deddly>
Mat2ch, nah, it's just YOU living in OUR simulation ;)
<Mat2ch>
And you are all sadists?
<Eddi|zuHause>
Mat2ch: deja vu happens when they change something in the matrix.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Bill sighs and hits F9 again.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Bill sighs and hits F9 again.
<Deddly>
Mat2ch: deja vu happens when they change something in the matrix.
<Mat2ch>
It's not a deja vu if you post the same sentence again with a different timestamp.
<Deddly>
Do you usually experience deja vu at one point in time?
<Deddly>
I don't think that's how deja vu works ;)
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<Mat2ch>
Deja vu is a feeling, not events happening twice ;)
<Deddly>
That's what you always say
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You look into deorbiting Phobos because that's easier than deorbiting Gilly. If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You seek to deal with waste disposal in orbit by ordering a troop of space pigs. You walk away with an increased appreciation for your seventh-grade mathematics course (even in the case that it hasn't happened yet).
<Deddly>
Fully enclosed with no visible engines. All fuel tanks, wings and engines are internal
<Deddly>
I'll have to have a crack at remaking it as an SSTO sometime
<raptop>
But can it assimilate kerbals? (or kapybaras)
<Deddly>
It had kerbals flying it. The only explanation can be that it assimilated them from the Astronaut Complex.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Annoyed with simulation inaccuracies, you insist on Infinite Element Analysis. Your rocket infiniglides into the distance.
<Eddi|zuHause>
perfect.
<Deddly>
LOL
<raptop>
The innacurate physics model is perfectly simulated
<nshire>
where would sts93 have landed if it didn't reach orbit?
<nshire>
probably wouldn't have had very good flight dynamics with an extra 50,000lbs in the back
<Eddi|zuHause>
dunno what that is, but in all likelyhood the ocean?
<nshire>
guess it was designed to abort with 63klbs in the back so I guess that would be fine-ish
<nshire>
Eddi|zuHause, leak in engine bell caused excess oxygen consumption. simultaneous electrical fault fixed the oxygen consumption a short time later
<nshire>
if not for the electrical fault it wouldn't have been able to reach orbit
<Eddi|zuHause>
two wrongs made a right? :p
<nshire>
essentially
<nshire>
very luvky
<nshire>
so apparently it would have been RTLS
<nshire>
oceanic landings in a brick doesn't sound like a good idea
<raptop>
eep
<nshire>
would have been interesting if they tested a shuttle body for that after retirement. too valuable for museums tho
<Eddi|zuHause>
shouldn't you test such things _before_ instead of _after_ using it?
<nshire>
destroying flight capable hardware early into the usage cycle probably wasn't something they wanted to try.
<nshire>
the amount of moving parts for a shuttle launch is really incredible, no wonder it was so expensive
<nshire>
deployment of rescue personnel to various airbases scattered across the world in case they had to abort from a ballistic trajectory
<nshire>
oh yeah. forgot they actually planned to bailout if a water landing was inevitable
<darsie>
Oh wow, KSP is just 9.99 EUR rn.
<raptop>
Hm, Steam summer sale?
<darsie>
Normal prices is 30 EUR now, it seems.
<nshire>
they didn't even discount ksp2?
<darsie>
still 50 here
<raptop>
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<darsie>
My review on steam: Looks good. I really liked the frozen sea on Minmus with water seeping through cracks when rolling a rocket there and the sound.
<darsie>
KSP2 is not finished and probably never will. Lots of features for good gameplay still missing or buggy. No interstellar, colonies, multiplayer as announced. FPS often drop significantly (I'm on Linux with a 1660 Ti), but can often be restored by going to R&D and back.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
nshire: and as usual, the only emergencies that do occur are the ones you DIDN'T plan for.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You left food out and got space ants. And it was full of stars!
<Eddi|zuHause>
the bot is confused and thinks i meant !lunch
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You take advantage of a "Buy one, get one free" deal on KD-25K "Kickback" boosters. The remaining evidence of your crimes is nearly unrecognizable; like some sort of fragrance commercial.
<Eddi|zuHause>
scene in black and white, a curtain flowing in the breeze, someone whispering "kickback"...