<FLHerne>
.mission add When Kerbals sign up for your space program, they give you the right to use whatever procedures are necessary to enhance their spaceflight readiness, and they can't be spaceflight ready if they're dead. It's in the contract.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: When Kerbals sign up for your space program, they give you the right to use whatever procedures are necessary to enhance their spaceflight readiness, and they can't be spaceflight ready if they're dead. It's in the contract.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add If it's not ethical, it's at least legal.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: If it's not ethical, it's at least legal.
<raptop>
ominous
Ezriilc has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
Ezriilc has joined #KSPOfficial
darsie has quit [Ping timeout: 190 seconds]
raptop has quit [Ping timeout: 190 seconds]
raptop has joined #KSPOfficial
nshire has quit [Quit: Ping timeout: 31415926535 8979323846 2643383279 seconds]
nshire has joined #KSPOfficial
Wastl2 has joined #KSPOfficial
Wastl4 has quit [Ping timeout: 207 seconds]
Tank2333 has joined #KSPOfficial
Tank2333 has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
_whitelogger has joined #KSPOfficial
packbart has quit [Ping timeout: 190 seconds]
packbart has joined #KSPOfficial
Althego has joined #KSPOfficial
_whitelogger has joined #KSPOfficial
Deddly has joined #KSPOfficial
Ezriilc has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
darsie has joined #KSPOfficial
sandbox has joined #KSPOfficial
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
President John F. Kerman gives one of the greatest speeches in history, "We choose to go to the Mun", placing new urgency on your efforts. everyone's SAN score goes negative.
<xxcoder>
lol
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to put up a satellite to supply Kerbalnet access to Duna. Supernovy zaps you with a soft gamma repeater.
<xxcoder>
ded
Judge_Dedd has joined #KSPOfficial
Deddly has quit [Ping timeout: 183 seconds]
bildramer has quit [Ping timeout: 183 seconds]
bildramer has joined #KSPOfficial
_whitelogger has joined #KSPOfficial
SporkWitch has quit [Ping timeout: 190 seconds]
Spork_Witch has joined #KSPOfficial
Spork_Witch is now known as SporkWitch
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt a Star Wars-style attack run through Dres' canyon. Whatever your intentions were, they have now been twisted beyond recognition.
Deddly has joined #KSPOfficial
Judge_Dedd has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
Judge_Dedd has joined #KSPOfficial
Deddly has quit [Ping timeout: 207 seconds]
<Althego>
leet time
<darsie>
.
<Mat2ch>
!mission add You venture out into the universe to become the most cynic living being in the Kerbol system.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You venture out into the universe to become the most cynic living being in the Kerbol system.
KrazyKrl has quit [Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Torgo!~Karl@2600:1702:3210:6d9f:de:88a9:cd8c:f607))]
KrazyKrl has joined #KSPOfficial
<sandbox>
1337
<darsie>
.
Althego has quit [Quit: Leaving]
Ezriilc has joined #KSPOfficial
Althego has joined #KSPOfficial
Azander has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
Azander has joined #KSPOfficial
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You crack bad jokes in #kspofficial. A two solar mass black hole passes Kerbin and flings you into space. Kerbin's orbit is unaffected.
Tank2333 has joined #KSPOfficial
Deddly has joined #KSPOfficial
Judge_Dedd has quit [Ping timeout: 207 seconds]
_whitelogger has joined #KSPOfficial
bildramer has quit [Ping timeout: 207 seconds]
bildramer has joined #KSPOfficial
Judge_Dedd has joined #KSPOfficial
Deddly has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
ergZay has joined #KSPOfficial
raptop has quit [Ping timeout: 190 seconds]
raptop has joined #KSPOfficial
<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your comms are combed by a commie comet. The crew dies from cosmetic radiation.
<raptop>
that kinda fits
<xxcoder>
radioactive commie comet
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Due to, ironically, a rounding error, your engine bells are no longer round. You fail under a flood of 502 errors.
<xxcoder>
rounding errors all way down
<raptop>
when rounding errors take down your forum server
Tank2333 has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
Althego has quit [Quit: HMI Module Alpha Humana on approach to Space Station Mercury]
NGC3982 has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
<sandbox>
I was in a Comet in 2003 when I looked at the TVs and they had the news on
<sandbox>
Columbia
<raptop>
F
<sandbox>
Comet has since closed down too
<sandbox>
a shame because it was within walking distance
<sandbox>
I bought many a game from there
<Mat2ch>
"many a game" sounds weird, but I guess it's correct english?
<sandbox>
indeed
xxcoder has quit [Read error: No route to host]
xxcoder has joined #KSPOfficial
<raptop>
!8ball Kitsune Space Program?
<LunchBot>
Without a doubt.
<raptop>
\o/
* Mat2ch
sends hundreds of kittens in raptops general direction
<raptop>
kitties!
<Mat2ch>
They are all very hungry.
* raptop
apparently will need to get one of those 20 lb bags of catfood, then