00:48 <FLHerne> Your sloppy calibration has doomed us all!

02:17 <Azander> !mission

02:17 <LunchBot> You vow to progress the cause of Science, develop the arts and technology of Kerbin, and not for any reason build an elaborate contraption to stringify Kerbals and break the universe. Cosmic rays strike your eyeballs almost constantly, preventing you from seeing what actually happened.

06:43 <Judge_Dedd> !mission fixup s/You however,/You, however,/

06:43 <LunchBot> New text is: You fake a Mun landing, at one of stages. You, however, sourced actual Mun dust for the scene.

06:43 <Judge_Dedd> !mission

06:43 <LunchBot> You select arbitrary featherless bipeds as crew. Your attempts are thwarted by THERMIC SPACE LEECHES!

06:43 <xxcoder> deblooded arbitary featherless bipeds

06:44 <Judge_Dedd> D:

06:45 <xxcoder> ;mission add As it turns out, you could trade blood for knowledge from blood god. Blood for blood god. You draft mission plan to send rocket with cargo of blood for that trade.

06:45 <LunchBot> Added mission: As it turns out, you could trade blood for knowledge from blood god. Blood for blood god. You draft mission plan to send rocket with cargo of blood for that trade.

06:46 <xxcoder> ;mission

06:46 <LunchBot> You build a planet buster device. This is an odd one because the rocket is both preserved and ruined at the same time.

11:31 <sandbox> !mission

11:31 <LunchBot> Bill shorts out the mission computer with his unwashed mayonnaise fingers. You know, the sights went by so fast. You were thinking, like, you're gonna have this moment of serenity, you know, be able to take in all the sights... there is a lot of pretty stuff but you think they're prettier in a different context.

12:39 <darsie> 1339

13:37 <sandbox> 1337

13:40 <darsie> .

15:16 <sandbox> !mission

15:16 <LunchBot> You build an Alcubierre drive. Surprisingly this proves unpopular with your Kerbals.

15:36 <Mat2ch> They really like to be stuck on spacecrafts for decades

17:22 <FLHerne> RIP Richard Russell :-(

17:22 <FLHerne> re. the moment of serenity

17:22 <FLHerne> or lack thereof

18:08 <sandbox> !mission

18:08 <LunchBot> You start a recruitment campaign for female engineers interested in working at KSC. You ignore the code comments, read it again, and suddenly all is clear.

20:17 <sandbox> !mission

20:17 <LunchBot> KSC Disaster Documentaries asks you to re-create your greatest failures. Your rocket is struck on the launchpad by a recklessly-driven fuel truck.

20:18 <raptop> I think that technically counts as a success

20:45 <raptop> Arguably planetary defence related: https://arxiv.org/abs/2411.14595

20:56 <raptop> It's never aliens: https://arxiv.org/abs/2411.18595

21:47 <xxcoder> very ksp. lol https://xkcd.com/3018/

21:58 <Mat2ch> lol

22:36 <sandbox> !mission

22:36 <LunchBot> You try to uninstall libpurple from Eve. Your crewmembers are arrested for flying while green.

22:38 <Mat2ch> Flying while green. I can't even :D

22:38 <xxcoder> like certain frog says, its not easy being green

22:39 <xxcoder> ;mission

22:39 <LunchBot> You give the nuclear lunch codes to an IRC bot. According to sources Bill isn't able to throw up anymore.

22:39 <xxcoder> bcayse bil threw up so much during my reckless act

22:42 <raptop> Maybe Bill got vaporized?

22:42 <xxcoder> maybe

22:42 <raptop> ...and or finally succumbed fully to radiation sickness

22:50 <packbart> "And so at the heart rate of 140 bpm amount of exhaled water is approximately four times higher than during the rest and equals about 60-70 ml/h." - or something like that. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22714078/

22:51 <packbart> not mentioning the transpiration rates, though

22:52 <packbart> .oO( https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Stillsuit )

22:53 <raptop> Huh, the phrasing made me expect that this would have been published in more like 1912 than 2012

22:57 <packbart> could be a translation thing

22:57 <packbart> Zakład Biofizyki i Fizjologii Człowieka Warszawskiego Uniwersytetu Medycznego Kierownik