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<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You store Wagyu beef cuts in the propulsion compartment because it's cold. This causes misalignment of key system components. This rapidly induces death in all test subjects. And the observers. And the experimenters.
<Judge_Dedd>
I guess I'll try sirloin steaks next time, then.
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You invoke a magical incantation involving a large circle, a long cylindrical object, and two carefully mixed fluids. Jeb dies.
<Deddly>
So THAT'S how it's done.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Every time a booster explodes, a spaceplane loses its wings. All your boosters explode.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Every time a booster explodes, a spaceplane loses its wings. All your boosters explode.
<Deddly>
It that a mission or an outcome?
<sandbox>
oh, I just remembered some of my dream from last night
<Deddly>
Do tell
<sandbox>
there was a tiny sun
<sandbox>
I don't know how we got to it
<sandbox>
but some people speculated that it was a portal
<sandbox>
we built a scaffold around the sun
<Deddly>
Cool
<Deddly>
Well... hot
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<Deddly>
!mission add Based on an idea that came to you in a dream, you set out to build a scaffold around the sun. In your dream, it was speculated to be a portal, and also tiny. So you want to build a scaffold around it for a reason that isn't entirely clear to you now but that made perfect sense in the dream so you're rolling with it.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Based on an idea that came to you in a dream, you set out to build a scaffold around the sun. In your dream, it was speculated to be a portal, and also tiny. So you want to build a scaffold around it for a reason that isn't entirely clear to you now but that made perfect sense in the dream so you're rolling with it.
<sandbox>
I wasn't going to jump into the sun to find out
<Deddly>
Hence the scaffold
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You right click the wrong part. The VAB explodes for "No apparent reason."
<Deddly>
Oops
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<Deddly>
!NEXTLUNCH
<Deddly>
CAPS
<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Pizza with beets, blueberries, kiwi slices and a lot of pineapple as toppings.
<Deddly>
AAAAAAH
<Deddly>
I got the illegal pizza.
<Deddly>
The Italian police and mafia are teaming up as we speak in order to hunt me down.
<taniwha>
ham on pizza is fine, but pineapple...
<taniwha>
*shudder*
<taniwha>
(literally: eating it made me shudder)
<sandbox>
I'm not a fan of it, but it's possible to do it so it isn't terrible
<sandbox>
my sister worked in a school in Italy for a year or two, and she asked the kids what their favourite pizza was
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<sandbox>
one of the most common answers was "pizza bianca"
<Deddly>
I actually love pineapple on pizza
<Deddly>
Also, nice to see you still around, taniwha.
<Mat2ch>
I think pineapple or other fruits on pizza can make the whole pizza a lot more flavorful
<Mat2ch>
Have you ever added grapes to a green salad? Tastes excellent
<sandbox>
1337
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<darsie>
.
<taniwha>
for me, it's more the cooked pineapple
<taniwha>
not the idea
<taniwha>
Deddly, hi. yeah, still around, though I haven't done much with KSP
<taniwha>
(stilled burned out from it, I guess)
<Judge_Dedd>
taniwha, what are you doing these days?
<taniwha>
working on quakeforge (own project) trying to get it to the point where it's usable for more than just quake
<taniwha>
for work, a bit of freelancing (both programming and teaching english)
<taniwha>
(wound up with a "freelance substitute teacher" position)
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<Deddly>
Quake, now there's a blast from the past
<Deddly>
Sounds like a nice job though
<Deddly>
(the freelancing thing)
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<taniwha>
it's not bad
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<taniwha>
2160/9
<taniwha>
oops
<darsie>
.outcome add The launch vibrations free a kidney stone.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The launch vibrations free a kidney stone.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You investigate whether your rocket has blast processing. You fix the staging. Once again.
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<Deddly>
!mission add As per usual, you ignore the engineer's report and skip straight to launch.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: As per usual, you ignore the engineer's report and skip straight to launch.
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<darsie>
.mission beer
<LunchBot>
You instruct Wehrner to hold you beer and watch you next action.
<darsie>
.mission fixup s/Wehrner/Wernher/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You instruct Wernher to hold you beer and watch you next action.
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<Mat2ch>
taniwha: I'm curious, since I'm also a freelancer, where/how do you get your jobs?
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Historians mark this as the first "Cataclysm Funnel" incident.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Historians mark this as the first "Cataclysm Funnel" incident.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build a craft with all the parts. You discover Kerbals fission when they get wet.
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<Mat2ch>
hm. I forgot to make pictures for Rokker last month, when visiting a naval museum
<Mat2ch>
they had a modified Charles F. Adams-class destroyer there
<Mat2ch>
I still don't understand how they got over 300 people on 134 meters
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* Pinkbeast
laughs in HMS Victory
<Pinkbeast>
(850 in 70m, and not many people could sleep on her bowsprit)
<Mat2ch>
Did they palletize them or what?
<Pinkbeast>
Well, when someone farted half the ship knew about it :-)
<Mat2ch>
I have the feeling the whole ship smelled bad. The destroyer I was on had at least 10 shower cabins for the crew...
<Pinkbeast>
Ha. Before he died, Clare's next door neighbour was a Cold War submariner, and that's ten more than they could use on a deployment
<Mat2ch>
they had a German Cold war submarine, too. You climb in through a ladder at the front and can walk through the whole thing.
<Mat2ch>
The only door inside was on the loo.
<Pinkbeast>
I've been around the one at Portsmouth, you go inside and bang your head on things
<Mat2ch>
people back then must have been shorter. :D
<Pinkbeast>
(mind you by far the worst time I hit my head on that trip was on HMS Warrior, whose clearances are positively generous compared to either the Victory or a sub)
<Mat2ch>
which one? :D
<Pinkbeast>
1860, which is AFAIK the only one still afloat
<Mat2ch>
the height of the captain's cabin doesn't look very high at all
<Pinkbeast>
The beams above _Victory_'s main gundeck were, irritatingly, just at a height to touch my hair, so it kept _feeling_ like I was about to hit my head
<Pinkbeast>
(and she's big, as a three-decker - Cochrane was a tall man and his first command was so small when he shaved he'd open the skylight and stand up through it with his shaving things on the deck above)
<Mat2ch>
yeah, that's what keeps me from getting a small sailing vessel. I like to stand up in the cabin...
<Pinkbeast>
Warrior is quite generous by comparison, it's "don't wear a tall hat" territory
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You add hard chocolate section to rocket for very long mission snackage. O...OK. OK. OK. OK. :-)
<xxcoder>
Ok on snackage
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You develop a glorious mod that converts all of the ingame measurements to obscure units. Everyone else ignores this until far, *far* too late.
<xxcoder>
lol perfect
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You replace the mystery goo with World of Goo gooballs. You are jolted awake by the noise of a thousand pieces of metal smashing into the ground.
<xxcoder>
you have created a goo monster. you monster.
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