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<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your PR "team" insist on putting scare quotes around all sorts of "words". Your ship transforms into an oven with fans.
<Judge_Dedd>
Or is that an oven with "fans"?
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You make a landing stage out of ice. Fission Mailed.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You order rocket parts from Temu. This leaves you with a hair brush, hand mirror, nail clipper, and the screwdriver, pliers, and adjustable spanner every sensible girl conceals in her makeup kit.
<Mat2ch>
That fits so perfectly again...
<darsie>
1337
<darsie>
1337
<darsie>
oops
* darsie
was scrolled up :).
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You neglect to provide tea-making facilities near the controls, so the watchkeeper wanders off to the galley for a few minutes. Your craft hits a rock and breaks up.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You neglect to provide tea-making facilities near the controls, so the watchkeeper wanders off to the galley for a few minutes. Your craft hits a rock and breaks up.
<Mat2ch>
Minutes?! On an ocean going boat that's ok, but you are on a canal!
<Mat2ch>
That's like making coffee while driving an RV!
<Mat2ch>
(btw: An RV or a RV?)
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
UmbralRaptor commissions you to build a RaptorRocket. Mechjeb attempts to stage a robot uprising with your rovers.
<sandbox>
I dreamt that I installed something on Windows and it ended up going back to XP
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<FLHerne>
Mat2ch: this was on an ocean-going boat and it wasn't ok :p
<FLHerne>
(nothing to do with me, I was just reading MAIB reports over lunch)
<Pinkbeast>
Have they topped the one where the watch crewman was chugging Jagermeister before falling asleep on the bridge?
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<FLHerne>
I think the Commodore Clipper fire a few years ago probably tops that for absurdity
<FLHerne>
Pinkbeast: 0237 -- smoke on CCTV, electrical breaker tripped. 0242 -- fire alarm sounded. 0245 -- after resetting the fire alarm three times, the OOW sent the electrician to fix it
<FLHerne>
0250 -- fire alarm, having been reset another seven times, shut up because its wiring had melted. Electrician reported to the bridge that he couldn't access the alarm to fix it because the main deck was full of smoke
<FLHerne>
so the third officer was sent, with a radio that turned out to not be working, to see if there was a fire
<FLHerne>
At 0259 the chief engineer woke up, smelled smoke, and called the OOW who told him they were investigating a fault in the fire alarm system
<FLHerne>
The chief engineer activated the crew alert signal and then the general alarm at 0301
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<FLHerne>
at 0443 the vessel started listing due to water trapped on the vehicle deck because the drains were clogged with potatoes
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You invoke the wrath of Werhner von German. Read error: Connection timed out.
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<darsie>
.mission fixup s/Werhner/Wernher/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You invoke the wrath of Wernher von German.
<Pinkbeast>
I read the potato one, it was good
<Mat2ch>
FLHerne: That mini tug!
<FLHerne>
Fred?
<Mat2ch>
I can't see a name
<Mat2ch>
the one in the dry dock
<Mat2ch>
it looks bigger on the inside :D
<FLHerne>
oh, that's Northwich
<FLHerne>
she looks bigger from underneath too
<FLHerne>
there's a bit of an iceberg thing, she doesn't look nearly so big in the water
<Mat2ch>
Next to Mr. Burchett sits Mrs. Luna. How fitting :D
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You check the checklist. As you move from LKO to KEO your space ship gains potential energy and you wonder if that increases its mass, too, because E=mc^2.
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<Mat2ch>
Mr. Elizondo reports interesting things.
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<raptop>
reminder to *always* update your tank propellents when switching engines, even if it's just a close variant
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<Mat2ch>
raptop: stuck in space?
<raptop>
Nah, this was a "wait, why is this upgrade showing less Δv?" moment in the VAB
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<Mat2ch>
has anyone ever flown a Skylon or similar in RSS/RO?
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<raptop>
I'd assume so, though would have to do some searching
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