Judge_DedD changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current (final?) version: 0.2.2.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | Backup channel is ##KSPOfficial on libera.chat | Forum is back up
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<Azander> !mission
<LunchBot> You use PWM to control the thrust of a larger array of NTRs. This left no blood, so you write the additional safety rules in mystery goo.
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<Deddly> I see
<Deddly> So the lesson is that coffee produces moar science
<Mat2ch> I have a feeling that coffee plants have domesticated humans.
<Althego> maybe but cats did
<NGC3982> Mat2ch: that is not an incorrect statement, i guess
<Mat2ch> NGC3982: It has some truth in it, which is irritating...
<Mat2ch> https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-03647-0 Virologist cures here own cancer...
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<Judge_DedD> Mat2ch, it's a fascinating area of medical research. Some years ago I read about efforts to use a modified HIV virus to fight some kinds of leukaemia.
<Judge_DedD> It's also an interesting fact that, just like there are good bacteria that are even needed for the body to function properly, there are also good viruses.
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You carefully lower your periapse into the atmosphere, like a tea infuser into a samovar. ...but they were all of them deceived, for the Nazgûl had cosmonaut training...
<Judge_DedD> That's pretty bad news
<Judge_DedD> !mission
<LunchBot> You upgrade your gray matter ('cos one day it may matter). You enter the atmosfear.
<Judge_DedD> :O
<Althego> increased thinking capacity leads to fear
<Althego> you understand too much
<Judge_DedD> !outcome add Atmosfear is the path to the dark side of the Mün. Atmosfear leads to thrustration; thrustration leads to payloathe; payloathe leads to buffering.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Atmosfear is the path to the dark side of the Mün. Atmosfear leads to thrustration; thrustration leads to payloathe; payloathe leads to buffering.
<Judge_DedD> My abuse of the English language will be my pundoing.
<Althego> yes, the punisher will get you
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> Through a complex sequence of gravity assists, you achieve a high negative speed and go back in time. The Queen is yeeted off the surface of the Earth at 8 km/s.
<sandbox> the alien queen presumably
<sandbox> but then again, it was back in time
<sandbox> speaking of time, 1337
<darsie> .
<darsie> 14:36:59 <sandbox> speaking of time, 1337
<Pinkbeast> Or the Kerbal Queen
<Judge_DedD> Leet fail
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You skim Jool's atmosphere. The mission was a complete success!
<Judge_DedD> Whoah
<Judge_DedD> !nextlunch
<LunchBot> Grilled pork steaks.
<Judge_DedD> Win win
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<Deddly> !outcome add The inside of the capsule is coated with some sort of mystery goo. The crew's whereabouts are unknown.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The inside of the capsule is coated with some sort of mystery goo. The crew's whereabouts are unknown.
<Deddly> !outcome add You struggle wildly and call out "we never shuttered those studios!" as they take you away.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You struggle wildly and call out "we never shuttered those studios!" as they take you away.
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<Mat2ch> Judge_Dedd: I haven't heard about good viruses yet
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You encounter the eccentricity of Edgley Kerman, General Manager of Kerbin Corporation Transport. Jebediah becomes sentient.
<Althego> you mean he isnt now?
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You build a planet buster device. The Windows 64-bit version becomes stable.
<Althego> and it did
<xxcoder> just needed to blow up some bad devs
<xxcoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You show pictures from your awesome mission to your physics professor, and ask if they'll count for partial credit on the homework you didn't do while you were playing KSP. Your savefile is corrupted and all previous missions are lost.
<xxcoder> oh no evidence that I actually did it. aw
<xxcoder> im not passing the class, am I?
<sandbox> You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
<xxcoder> yep lol
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You instruct MechJeb not to harm a kerbal, nor let a kerbal come to harm through inaction. Hawking radiation. Hawking radiation everywhere.
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<Azander> !mission
<LunchBot> You sneeze so hard it causes netsplit. You Go All Upper Case.
<Azander> SORRY!
<Azander> :P
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