UmbralRaptor changed the topic of #kspacademia to: https://gist.github.com/pdn4kd/164b9b85435d87afbec0c3a7e69d3e6d | Dogs are cats. Spiders are cat interferometers. | Космизм сегодня! | Document well, for tomorrow you may get mauled by a ネコバス. | <UmbralRaptor> … one of the other grad students just compared me to nomal O_o | <ferram4> I shall beat my problems to death with an engineer.
<soundnfury> egg|phone|egg: 418 I'm a teapot.
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<UmbralRaptor> The coffee one is most impressive.
<egg|phone|egg> Somehow i am overheating and cannot zzzzzz
<egg|phone|egg> Stabbity
<egg|phone|egg> Ytib bats
<UmbralRaptor> egg|zzz|egg: build an airconditioner?
<egg|phone|egg> Opening the window wider may help
<egg|phone|egg> In the summer it might not
<egg|phone|egg> But now it should
<whitequark> ooh an airconditioner
<whitequark> do you want me to build an air conditioner for you
<whitequark> this is an opt-out invitation
<whitequark> by default I assume you do, and will proceed to do so
<egg|phone|egg> ?i am not sure where i would put it tbh
<egg|phone|egg> But Maxwell's is a nice demon
<whitequark> on the wall?
<egg|phone|egg> The l'endothélium might object to that?
<egg|phone|egg> Uh autocorrect
<egg|phone|egg> Landlord
<whitequark> LOL
<whitequark> anyway if I was you I'd try to charge the landlord for that
<egg|phone|egg> ??❄️
<whitequark> because you're improving the apartment
<whitequark> I actually did this once and should've done it twice but was too busy
<egg|phone|egg> I mean, those air-conditioning things hanging on outer walls are quite unsightly
<egg|phone|egg> And not common around here so it's not like people expect to see that
<egg|phone|egg> !Wpn
* Qboid gives egg|phone|egg a mace/octagon hybrid
<whitequark> well, I can use any sort of heat exchanger on any kind of surface, although forced air foil radiator on a wall is obviously preferable
<kmath> <UtilityLimb> Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE
<UmbralRaptor> egg|zzz|egg: Yes, but >310 K days happen.
<egg|phone|egg> You'd have trouble connecting to something outside, apart from the exhaust of the kitchen thingy
<egg|phone|egg> UmbralRaptor: nah, not that high here i think
<whitequark> egg|phone|egg: https://i.imgur.com/oYJZZS8.jpg
<egg|phone|egg> Yeah have fun talking to the endothelium
<whitequark> egg|phone|egg: https://i.imgur.com/oYJZZS8.jpg
<whitequark> (I'm sad it didn't autocorrect to endometrium, or I could suggest a more hilarious reply)
<whitequark> that said
<UmbralRaptor> Why does this AC use lymph as a working fluid?
<whitequark> honestly I could work with the kitchen vent too
<GreeningGalaxy> UmbralRaptor: was it installed by someone from Night Vale?
<egg|phone|egg> It's in the kitchen though
<egg|phone|egg> Also mostly it's quite fine temperature wise
<whitequark> egg|phone|egg: THOU MUST INSTALL AN AIR CONDITIONER
<egg|phone|egg> Hmmm is that conjugation right
<GreeningGalaxy> no
<GreeningGalaxy> well, it might be? It doesn't sound right.
<whitequark> it's definitely not right
<egg|phone|egg> Also it is 3 and i am not sleeping and i start to work to- well today ?
<whitequark> my knowledge of old english is basically limited at s/y/th/
<egg|phone|egg> Middle at most
<egg|phone|egg> Old English is something else
<egg|phone|egg> Maybe just early modern here
<whitequark> *facedesk*
<egg|phone|egg> Hwæt!
<whitequark> let me rephrase
<whitequark> I don't have a clue
<soundnfury> Upper-Left-Quadrupole-Spotted-Lesser-Drobwll-Triassic-Basilectal-Wicken-English, perhaps?
<GreeningGalaxy> whitequark: what's your first language, btw? I don't think I've ever seen you answer that one
<egg|phone|egg> Whitequark ↑
<egg|phone|egg> Uh↑↑↑
<egg|phone|egg> Took me too long to find the arrows
* soundnfury gives egg|phone|egg a Knuth
<egg|phone|egg> A↪B↠C
<soundnfury> hmm, that does not appear to be a conway.
<soundnfury> is this some sort of in/sur/bi/jection notation?
<egg|phone|egg> Yeah, should be a short exact sequence? Maybe not...
<egg|phone|egg> Yes
<egg|phone|egg> Short notation for short exact sequence
<egg|phone|egg> 0→A→B→C→0
<egg|phone|egg> Image of one is kernel of the next
<egg|phone|egg> So mono/epi equivalent to the 0s
<soundnfury> Old Englisshe orþography is made of Ƿ.
<egg|phone|egg> And æ
<soundnfury> no, old englisshe bowes are made of æ.
<soundnfury> (or sometimes u; both are suitable woods)
<egg|phone|egg> !Choose zzz|not like I'm going to do anything on my first day anyway it's full of orientation stuff
<Qboid> egg|phone|egg: Your options are: zzz, not like I'm going to do anything on my first day anyway it's full of orientation stuff. My choice: zzz
<egg|phone|egg> Hmm
<egg|phone|egg> !Wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a rho nib
<soundnfury> !wpn egg|phone|egg
* Qboid gives egg|phone|egg a ytterbium Balmer potato
<UmbralRaptor> egg|phone|egg: I choose zzz simply because your memory will work better.
<UmbralRaptor> (And 1st day, so lots of stuff to learn)
<egg|phone|egg> Whitequark: mind you the endothelium is nice, just that he tends to try to speak Swiss German
<egg|phone|egg> UmbralRaptor but Zzz is hard
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<UmbralRaptor> Speaking of which.
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<whitequark> GreeningGalaxy: first language? ummmm.... C++
<egg|phone|egg> Hmm, in my case i think vb6? >_>
<egg|phone|egg> !Wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark an eta Bucket O' Nitrogens™
<egg|phone|egg> !Wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a Hamiltonian equation
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<egg|work|egg> aaaaa
<egg|work|egg> !u ↪→↠
<Qboid> U+21AA RIGHTWARDS ARROW WITH HOOK (↪)
<Qboid> U+2192 RIGHTWARDS ARROW (→)
<Qboid> U+21A0 RIGHTWARDS TWO HEADED ARROW (↠)
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<whitequark> my god, SNRIs are awful
<whitequark> I hope whoever came up with the idea of marketing them chokes on a piece of soap specifically
* UmbralRaptor stabs sleep.
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<bofh> whitequark: why soap? that's oddly specific
<whitequark> bofh: I had an urge for a bizarrely specific wish of personal harm
<whitequark> like an abstract "I hope you suffer" just doesn't cut it, "I hope you choke on a piece of soap and then [REDACTED] while [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]" is more like
<whitequark> "but wait! if you order TWO shitty drugs in ONE molecule now, you'll get a THIRD one for FREE*" *extreme dosages may be required; consult your doctor for whether they can place you in medical coma for the time being
<UmbralRaptor> On-label, off-label, and post homeopathic dilution?
<whitequark> UmbralRaptor: it's an SNRI (hence, an SSRI and an NRI in one molecule) and it acts as a DRI at high enough concentrations
<whitequark> venlafaxine, that is
<bofh> pretty sure you'll get serotonin syndrome before any useful DRI effects
<whitequark> that is probably correct
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<AccountingRaptor> Birb! \o/
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<SnoopJeDi> scientists and Apr 1...https://arxiv.org/abs/1703.10470
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<whitequark> is that the horrible alternative facts paper
<whitequark> yes it is
<SnoopJeDi> it really is horrible
* UmbralRaptor didn't read that one. Do I want to?
<SnoopJeDi> just a bunch of sloppy worse-than-popsci QM
<Iskierka> what happens if you poke it with another magnet
<Iskierka> can you make it float around sideways or something
<SnoopJeDi> A little, but the 'well' it sits in is pretty narrow so you'd immediately drive it to be unstable
<SnoopJeDi> You can see it dancing around a little as it goes up and down, it usually does that a good deal more
<e_14159> The sigbovik-proceedings are out! http://sigbovik.org/2017/proceedings.pdf
<SnoopJeDi> "Unlike all other dating sites, callfor.partners addresses the underlying problem in online dating: lack of rigor."
<UmbralRaptor> ?
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<egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a technetium [DATA EXPUNGED] which vaguely resembles a cathedral
<egg> !wpn SnoopJeDi
* Qboid gives SnoopJeDi a nickel nova
<egg> !wpn e_14159
* Qboid gives e_14159 a xenon constant
<egg> !wpn Iskierka
* Qboid gives Iskierka a Kerbal
<egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a Bloch kmath
* egg didn't get egg
* egg is eggrobin
<UmbralRaptor> SnoopJeDi: The Ni56 decays to Fe56,lighting the debris.
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn egg
* Qboid gives egg a Taylor panzer
<egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a state-of-the-art spear
<SnoopJeDi> Woof, the art is doing worse than I'd thought
<egg> !wpn tuco
* Qboid gives tuco a Phoenician protractor
<egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a graded pentagon/surjection hybrid
* UmbralRaptor uses the spear to stab UMKC.
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<Thomas> !wpn egg
* Qboid gives egg a rho p-value
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<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a combustion keyboard
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn Thomas
* Qboid gives Thomas a principled [REDACTED] with a field extension attachment
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor an Agile counter
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn egg|zzz|egg
* Qboid gives egg|zzz|egg an omicron function
<UmbralRaptor> You're not zzzing again
<soundnfury> egg|zzz|egg: greetings! how was jorb?
<egg|zzz|egg> * egg didn't get egg * egg is eggrobin
<egg|zzz|egg> other than that, fine?
<egg|zzz|egg> not much work will go on for a week or two, with all the onboarding stuff
<Thomas> egg|zzz|egg: was egg taken?
<egg|zzz|egg> there is no egg, but maybe there was one
<egg|zzz|egg> they don't reuse usernames
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<UmbralRaptor> !wpn MARAC
* Qboid gives MARAC a router
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn MOSGC
* Qboid gives MOSGC a Brillouin transistor
<soundnfury> MARAC?
<UmbralRaptor> !acr -add:MARAC Mid American Regional Astrophysics Conference
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: I added the explanation for this acronym.
<UmbralRaptor> !acr -add:MOSGC Missouri Space Grant Consortium
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: I added the explanation for this acronym.
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<UmbralRaptor> !choose food|poster
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: Your options are: food, poster. My choice: food
<UmbralRaptor> ;choose food|poster
<kmath> UmbralRaptor: poster
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<UmbralRaptor> Relative sizes! \o/
<Iskierka> https://i.imgur.com/F1NxXkL.jpg I want to name a parrot this and teach them to introduce themselves