UmbralRaptor changed the topic of #kspacademia to: https://gist.github.com/pdn4kd/164b9b85435d87afbec0c3a7e69d3e6d | Dogs are cats. Spiders are cat interferometers. | Космизм сегодня! | Document well, for tomorrow you may get mauled by a ネコバス. | <UmbralRaptor> … one of the other grad students just compared me to nomal O_o | <ferram4> I shall beat my problems to death with an engineer.
<UmbralRaptor> Big raven.
<egg|zzz|egg> UmbralRaptor: the beak dog bone bolts are stabbing
<UmbralRaptor> Yay, stab!
<Ellied> A new sign I made to go with the device I built last night: http://ellied.net:8080/networkedhazardwarningsign.pdf
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<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn Majiir
* Qboid gives Majiir an oscilloscope
<Majiir> !hat
<Majiir> No hat?
<Majiir> :|
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<egg|zzz|egg> Majiir: there's .hat on bottorture
<bofh_> !wpn egg|zzz|egg
* Qboid gives egg|zzz|egg a periwinkle
<bofh_> rofl so I learned that the place I lived in for most of my life has typical water hardness of ~481ppm CaCO3/Ca(HCO3)2 (~28gpg for people who think that's at all a reasonable unit)
<bofh_> explains why after getting used to and strangely liking the taste the only way I've been able to replicate it was by literally taking chalkboard chalk, crushing a bit of it, and dissolving it in cold tap water
<bofh_> (yes at this point most tap water tastes not hard enough for me)
<egg|zzz|egg> bofh_: as long as you don't have a shortage of chalk you're fine
<egg|zzz|egg> otherwise you need to choose between drinking and teaching
<UmbralRaptor> We seem to have moved to mostly whiteboards in the states.
* UmbralRaptor isn't sure what happens if you drink the ink.
<egg|zzz|egg> UmbralRaptor: how can you do math on whiteboards
<Ellied> still better than doing it on smartboards which is what my high school had
<Ellied> I also like having the range of colors offered by common dry erase markers. Colored chalk can be weirdly hard to come by.
<Ellied> also also, I'm really not a fan of dust.
<bofh_> coloured chalk isn't too bad to find in my experience...
<bofh_> also "smart"boards are fucking awful.
<UmbralRaptor> egg|zzz|egg: Like on blackboards?
<UmbralRaptor> Though admittedly it's probably easier to do math on paper.
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<Ellied> yeah paper is definitely the best
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<Ellied> dataaa paaarty
<Ellied> (scanning deuterium GDT)
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<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a pigeon/mass hybrid
<egg|zzz|egg>
<egg|zzz|egg> UmbralRaptor: is there a treatment of the conversion from orbital elements to cartesian elements that doesn't go through the horribly-conditioned mess of semimajor axis and eccentricity at high eccentricity >_>
* egg|zzz|egg looks at some graphs and is confused why anyone would want to touch Kepler's equation
* egg|zzz|egg pokes a condition number with a stick
<egg|zzz|egg> aaargh everything is ill-conditioned
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<egg|zzz|egg> yay something with a removable singularity at e = 1
<egg|zzz|egg> but that only works if the semilatus rectum behaves sanely of course...
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<egg|zzz|egg> all hail 2015 BZ_509
<egg|zzz|egg> UmbralRaptor: ... how do we get the IAU to name it Bop
<egg|zzz|egg> or retrobop
<egg|zzz|egg> whitequark: oh I see you have come across the wonderful world of high pressure breathing gas mixes >_>
<egg|zzz|egg> whitequark: also even hydrogen is narcotic \o/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_narcosis
<whitequark> ye
<egg|zzz|egg> ȝe
<egg|zzz|egg> or maybe just е
<egg|zzz|egg> !u е
<Qboid> U+0435 CYRILLIC SMALL LETTER IE (е)
<egg|zzz|egg> ah, it's IE and not YE in Unicode
<egg|zzz|egg> !u є
<Qboid> U+0454 CYRILLIC SMALL LETTER UKRAINIAN IE (є)
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<Technicalfool> reading up, there's an increasing amount of active whiteboards in schools here. Huge touch screens basically.
<Technicalfool> don't know what happens if you lick the glass, but it's probably less healthy than chalk.
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn Technicalfool
* Qboid gives Technicalfool a mechanism/thagomizer hybrid
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<egg|zzz|egg> UmbralRaptor: do you call the semilatus rectum p or l
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<soundnfury> !wpn
* Qboid gives soundnfury an immersive δ-function
<soundnfury> Qboid: s/function/not a function
<Qboid> soundnfury thinks Qboid meant to say: /meNgives soundnfury an immersive δ-not a function
<soundnfury> N?
* Thomas checks the sourcecode
* Thomas sees bug
<Thomas> s/sees/fixes
<Thomas> s/sees/fixes
<SnoopJeDi> lol
<UmbralRaptor> egg|zzz|egg: I, er, don't usually use it for anything?
<UmbralRaptor> egg|zzz|egg: Also, a retrograde solar orbit? o_O
* Thomas slaps qboid
<Thomas> s/slaps/hugs
* Qboid hugs qboid
<Thomas> Well, yeah
<soundnfury> Thomas: that's not the same though
<Thomas> Yeah
<UmbralRaptor> Grr... need to find a non-paywalled version.
<soundnfury> !slap x
* Qboid zaps x
<soundnfury> Qboid: s/x/z
* Qboid zaps z
<UmbralRaptor> !slap αλφα
* Qboid [LOG 04/30/2017 18:57:34]: Exception Was Recorded: Object reference not set to an instance of an object. αλφα was slapped so hard that is now read only.
<soundnfury> !slap¡
<soundnfury> (yes I know that's the wrong way round)
<UmbralRaptor> !slap ??㏓??☉?★???⁂
<UmbralRaptor> Looks like the Egyptian-Akkadian curse still works?
* Thomas test
<Thomas> s/test/teeeest
* Qboid teeeest
* Thomas feels bullied by qboid
<egg|zzz|egg> !slap ?
* Qboid [LOG 04/30/2017 19:00:49]: Exception Was Recorded: Object reference not set to an instance of an object. ? was slapped so hard that is now read only.
<UmbralRaptor> !slap ??㏓??☉?★???⁂
* Qboid moves ??㏓??☉?★???⁂ to /dev/null
<egg|zzz|egg> ...
<soundnfury> shouldn't that be [EXC date time]: Object etc?
<UmbralRaptor> egg|zzz|egg: So that paper isn't in arχiv.
<UmbralRaptor> soundnfury: That Qboid does not use ISO-8601 is pretty disturbing.
<Thomas> soundnfury: blame sigma
<e_14159> UmbralRaptor: If it's not on arxiv, it doesn't exist.
* UmbralRaptor stabs Nature.
<egg|zzz|egg> UmbralRaptor: it's on sci-hub
<kmath> <whitequark> this is at least the second time Nature does the "definitely don't download anything from sci-hub that's illegal, h… https://t.co/Bx4Od1uwdN
<egg|zzz|egg> UmbralRaptor: http://sci-hub.cc/10.1038/nature22029
<UmbralRaptor> egg|zzz|egg: yay!
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<egg|zzz|egg> whitequark: oooh fun, phl is refactoring things for the way we initialize the KSP system in stability tests, and he was getting wildly different results when he renamed the star from Kerbol to Sun (to be consistent with the data we get from KSP)
<whitequark> nice
<egg|zzz|egg> whitequark: the explanation is that the ephemeris sorts the bodies by name to apply the forces; the error from FP non-associativity on the forces is tiny (dominated by truncation error etc.), but in the stock system, Ляпунов blows up the tiniest things :D
<egg|zzz|egg> and so the system breaks down earlier if the star is called Sun
<egg|zzz|egg> (at least with that integrator and timestep)
<egg|zzz|egg> specifically, if the star is called "Kerbol" we can measure a period after 1 year for Bop and Pol (the others have broken down)
<egg|zzz|egg> if it's called "Sun" we can only do that for about 60 days
<egg|zzz|egg> \o/ Ляпунов \o/
<Ellied> what
<egg|zzz|egg> Ellied: Ляпунов!
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn Ellied
* Qboid gives Ellied an involutory fountain pen
<Ellied> what is Ляпунов?
<egg|zzz|egg> Ellied: I'm referring to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyapunov_stability
<egg|zzz|egg> we're talking about the *stock* Jool system here, it's nutty and unstable as hell
<egg|zzz|egg> Ellied: our modification already has some serious chaos, but we can be fairly certain of what it does (and that it doesn't explode) for ~5 years https://github.com/mockingbirdnest/Principia/wiki/On-the-dynamical-stability-of-Principia's-modified-Jool-system
<egg|zzz|egg> if the star is called Aardvark it's even more stable, so there's some amount of systematic error here, maybe we should accumulate the forces in double-double
<egg|zzz|egg> (mind you you need a really sensitive system to see it, but still)
<egg|zzz|egg> opened principia#1351
<Qboid> [#1351] title: Accumulate gravitational interactions in DoublePrecision | Different behaviour due to non-associativity being amplified by the uncorrected stock system's terrible Ляпунов exponent is expected, but Aardvark being stabler than Kerbol which is stabler than Sun p... | https://github.com/mockingbirdnest/principia/issues/1351
<kmath> <scanlime> Kitty is back on the rack https://t.co/vLlAJ7NGHb
<egg|zzz|egg> UmbralRaptor: uh so the natural thing for a hyperbola is an imaginary semiminor axis >_>
* UmbralRaptor blinks.
<UmbralRaptor> x²/a - y²/b = c, right? Typically with a positive value for b?
<egg|zzz|egg> UmbralRaptor: for an ellipse, x²/a² + y²/b² = 1
<egg|zzz|egg> UmbralRaptor: for a hyperbola, x²/a² - y²/b² = 1
<egg|zzz|egg> UmbralRaptor: alternatively, b is pure imaginary...
<egg|zzz|egg> UmbralRaptor: it also naturally comes out of the expression from a and e: b = a sqrt(1 - e ** 2)...
<UmbralRaptor> eep
<egg|zzz|egg> UmbralRaptor: or with the (positive) semilatus rectum p, ap = b ** 2, a negative in the hyperbolic case...
<egg|zzz|egg> UmbralRaptor: it all works much better if you do that >_>
<UmbralRaptor> hrm
<whitequark> rectum?
<whitequark> since when does #kspacademia discuss anatomy
<egg|zzz|egg> well, sometimes my dwarves study it
<egg|zzz|egg> see the topicgist
<UmbralRaptor> Also, anatomy of sliced up cones.
<soundnfury> egg|zzz|egg: why do you have to exaggerate all the time?
<UmbralRaptor> soundnfury: s/exa/eggsa/
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor thinks soundnfury meant to say: egg|zzz|egg: why do you have to eggsaggerate all the time?
<soundnfury> UmbralRaptor: an eggcess of hyperbolæ
<Ellied> egg|zzz|egg: I still don't understand why the name of the sun changes the stability
<egg|zzz|egg> Ellied: it changes the order in which we sum the forces
<Ellied> whahuh? why? and why does that matter?
<egg|zzz|egg> so e.g. instead of ((F_Kerbol + F_Pol) + F_Tylo) + F_Vall we compute ((F_Pol + F_Sun) + F_Tylo) + F_Vall
<egg|zzz|egg> Ellied: and floating-point addition is not associative
<Ellied> shows what I know
<egg|zzz|egg> Ellied: mind you that changes the result only by a tiny bit, but the unstable system is hypersensitive to changes in the initial conditions
<Ellied> sure, THAT at least makes sense to me.
<Ellied> alright, I suppose the key bit I didn't know was that floating point addition isn't associative. But why isn't it?
<egg|zzz|egg> !csharp 1e17 + 1 - 1000 - 1e17
<Qboid> -992
<egg|zzz|egg> !csharp 1e17 - 1e17 - 1000 + 1
<Qboid> -999
<egg|zzz|egg> Ellied: ok, so first, it isn't. ^ As for why, do you know what a floating point number looks like
<egg|zzz|egg> ?
<Ellied> No.
<Ellied> Almost.
<egg|zzz|egg> Ellied: can you wait until I have eaten dinner?
<Ellied> yes.
<egg|zzz|egg> ok, see you soon :-p
<Ellied> I'll have another go at reading the wikipedia page in the meantime.
<Ellied> Oh, maybe I did know this. It's three integers that look like engineering notation.
<soundnfury> Ellied: yeah it's m * 2^x for some integers m,x (the mantissa and exponent)
<soundnfury> and m only has so many bits, so every time your x gets bigger you're losing precision
<soundnfury> !csharp 1e17 + 1 - 1e17
<Qboid> 0
<soundnfury> 1e17 and (1e17 + 1) both get the same representation, because the 1 gets rounded away - it's less than half an ULP (Unit in the Last Place)
<soundnfury> it's like if you're working to 3 sig figs in decimal, 9 + 0.001 comes out as 9
<soundnfury> (and similarly 9000 + 1 comes out as 9000)
<soundnfury> so the rounding error / step size is determined by the size of an ULP, which in turn is determined by how big the numbers you're working with are - it's 2^x in the definitions I gave above.
<soundnfury> so if you do egg's first eggsample, the +1 and -1000 happen with a running total that's around 1e17, which (for fifty-something bits of mantissa) means that an ULP is > 1
<soundnfury> so they get hit by quite a large error, which persists after the 1e17 gets subtracted away.
<soundnfury> whereas in the second eggsample, the 1e17 is subtracted first, getting us to a running total of 0, and now the biggest number we deal with is 1000 so an ULP is around 1e-14, so we get much smaller errors
<soundnfury> (in fact zero errors, because the integers we're working with have exact representations)
<egg|zzz|egg> Ellied: I'm back
<egg|zzz|egg> soundnfury sort of answered I guess
<egg|zzz|egg> or wikipedia
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn Ellied
* Qboid gives Ellied a hippomobile variable
<egg|zzz|egg> !seen Ellied
<Qboid> egg|zzz|egg: I last saw Ellied on [30.04.2017 19:05:07] in #kspacademia saying: "Oh, maybe I did know this. It's three integers that look like engineering notation."
<egg|zzz|egg> Ellied: the idea is that the floating point value of the result of a floating point operation is the floating point closest to the actual result
<egg|zzz|egg> and a floating point number is a mantissa and an exponent
<egg|zzz|egg> so, let's say we have a decimal floating point number with 5 sig dec, something like 1.000'00E3 for 1000
<egg|zzz|egg> uh that's 6 sig dec
<egg|zzz|egg> evidently I cannot count
<egg|zzz|egg> let's say 4 sigdec, 1.000E3. Now consider (1.000E3 + 1.234E0) - 9.990E2.
<egg|zzz|egg> the true result of the first sum is 1.001234E3, since we have only 4 sigdec we round (let's say the rounding mode is nearest ties to even), we round to 1.001E3. Then we subtract, the actual result is 2.000E0, which is representable, so that's the result.
<egg|zzz|egg> compare with (1.000E3 - 9.990E2) + 1.234E0, the difference is 1.000E0 (exact), and then the sum yields 2.234E0 (exact again)
<egg|zzz|egg> Ellied: makes sense?
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* Ellied gives egg|zzz|egg a praying mantissa
<bofh_> oh, are we learning about the non-associativity of floating-point? :P
<egg|zzz|egg> bofh_: greening is
<Ellied> I think the biggest detail I forgot about was the limited number of bits, lol
<Ellied> it makes sense now
<Ellied> this building contains a portal to the elemental plane of infinite vacuum cleaners. I can hear it, constantly, at all hours of the night from this basement lab.
<egg|zzz|egg> NomalRaptor: I'm wondering whether I should have a semiminor_axis that's always positive (and different equations for the hyperbolic and elliptic case) or a semiminor_axis that goes NaN for hyperbolic orbits and an impact_parameter equal to -i * b (thus positive real in the hyperbolic case)
<egg|zzz|egg> (i being a number such that i ** 2 = -1, not the inclination)
<soundnfury> egg|zzz|egg: the latter sounds more elegant, but I don't know what the relevant trade-offs are
<soundnfury> (konrad did it the other way, with different equations for the different sgn(discriminant)s, but that's because I'm not much of an orbital mechanic)
* NomalRaptor slaps doesn't
* NomalRaptor pokes QM in perturbations
<egg|zzz|egg> NomalRaptor: slaps doesn't?
* NomalRaptor ? ?
<NomalRaptor> *also
<egg|zzz|egg> soundnfury: yeah, the latter is probably more consistent with other things I do: the period goes NaN, I have a mean motion and a hyperbolic mean motion...
<soundnfury> !u ? ?
<Qboid> U+1F52A HOCHO (?)
<Qboid> U+0020 SPACE (␠)
<Qboid> U+1F4F1 MOBILE PHONE (?)
<egg|zzz|egg> soundnfury: also, the code I'm writing is a glorious mess of branches (completing the elements from any 2 that suffice to define the conic)...
<egg|zzz|egg> combinatorial eggsplosion \o/
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<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn NomalRaptor
* Qboid gives NomalRaptor a rhodium hexahexaflexagon
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a composite heptagon-like inverter
<whitequark> !wpn egg|zzz|egg
* Qboid gives egg|zzz|egg a dorsal bustard
<egg|zzz|egg> NomalRaptor: Jupiter!
<egg|zzz|egg> NomalRaptor: also Europa, Callisto, Ganymede
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<egg|zzz|egg> NomalRaptor: I've hopped to where the sombrero is, but I can't spot it
<egg|zzz|egg> also lots of unsteady air, observing through an open window is a bad idea
<egg|zzz|egg> jupiter looks bubbly
<Ellied> I found a PCMCIA GPIB card in my lab!!
<Ellied> I knew I was gonna need the PCMCIA slot in my toughbook for something
<whitequark> lol pcmcia
<Ellied> half of experimental physics is e-paleontology.
<Ellied> I'm not sure I'll ever be able to buy a laptop without an RS-232 port. It's just too useful.
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn Ellied
* Qboid gives Ellied a white synapsid/gluon hybrid
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark an up function
<kmath> <stephentyrone> https://t.co/1ktmJo7GKY
<egg|zzz|egg> also TIL he was on the IEEE-754 committee
<Ellied> the cat was?
<egg|zzz|egg> Ellied: no, the twitterer
<egg|zzz|egg> well maybe the cat was
<kmath> <stephentyrone> Atlas is on new child leave, so Riley is filling in. #floatingPointWithAtlas https://t.co/0hsrBxN4kG
<egg|zzz|egg> uh
<egg|zzz|egg> I meant
<kmath> <stephentyrone> #FloatingPointWithAtlas https://t.co/rIMQcB4PGo
<Ellied> wat. this GPIB card says its typical active power requirement is 110 mA at 5V
<Ellied> how does an IO controller need that much power
<whitequark> DTL logic at 12V? :p
<kmath> <stephentyrone> #FloatingPointWithAtlas #SterbenzLemma https://t.co/5o9SjEs0Ci
<Ellied> GPIB is absurd
<kmath> <stephentyrone> https://t.co/FTuvYktX9d
<egg|zzz|egg> ^ slightly silly cat tbh :-p
<egg|zzz|egg> whitequark: you seemed to like the ham sandwich, so in the same series of theorem with funny names, https://twitter.com/stephentyrone/status/835978846054846464
<kmath> <stephentyrone> Honorable mention: The Hairy Ball Theorem Literally anything proved by Jacques Tits
<whitequark> mmm
<whitequark> ham
<egg|zzz|egg> !csharp Math.Max(1.0,0.0/0.0)
<Qboid> NaN
<egg|zzz|egg> !csharp Math.Max(0.0/0.0,1.0)
<Qboid> NaN
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<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor an amphibious partial integrator
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn egg|zzz|egg
* Qboid gives egg|zzz|egg a keen transformer