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<raptop>
!mission carrot
<LunchBot>
You build a carrot ship and put a banana cannon on it.
<raptop>
Someone has been playing too much Tyrian
<raptop>
!outcome add The horror... the horror...
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The horror... the horror...
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add The joy... the joy...
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The joy... the joy...
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<XXCoder>
!outcome add The joy... the horror...
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The joy... the horror...
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<FLHerne>
!outcome add The horror... the joy...
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The horror... the joy...
<FLHerne>
are we done now?
<XXCoder>
think we ran though all order yeah
<raptop>
hm
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add As you accelerate through Mach 27, you wonder how many of those engines you actually /needed/.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: As you accelerate through Mach 27, you wonder how many of those engines you actually /needed/.
<raptop>
All of them and then some
<raptop>
Though the fact that you can ask yourself that question strongly implies that you'll survive
<Eddi|zuHause>
the mach number will be irrelevant once you reach space anyway
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You talk up the efficiency of Munar Orbital Rendezvous over Direct Ascent. This will be fixed in the next version.
<raptop>
Oh, right, the mission part is my fault
<raptop>
(see, it's commentary on how the stock kerbin system and parts work)
<raptop>
!8ball Is a blue circle radar good?
<LunchBot>
Only if you clean up afterward.
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<XXCoder>
hmm wonder what mess blue circle radar makes
<XXCoder>
!8ball should I clean up?
<LunchBot>
Нет.
<XXCoder>
looks like nope
<Eddi|zuHause>
nyet
<raptop>
XXCoder: well, it's just a concrete weight in your nosecone, so the mess is probably after you collide with something
<XXCoder>
lol ok
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<darsie>
.outcome add You enter the atmosfear.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You enter the atmosfear.
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<Pinkbeast>
If I try to post to the forum I get a maintenance message ("Sorry for the inconvenience but we’re performing some maintenance at the moment.") This is odd since I'm trying to reply to a post from 5 minutes ago. Any known issue?
<Pinkbeast>
Addendum: strip the quote, make the posting entirely plaintext, and it goes through.
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You finally cave in and push the big red button. Jeb is judged to weigh decidedly less than a duck.
<XXCoder>
so, weight loss button eh
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Oh Kountdown! You succeed on mission! unfortunately it was NEXT mission that was launched. Mission you was supposed to start is now late.
<raptop>
That's some extremely confusing grammar. Naturally this is where you come in.
<Mat2ch>
Dark, hot, airless, that could be any club.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to turn off your SRBs. Your only map of the area vanishes out of the copilot's window.
<Mat2ch>
!outcome add You find yourself on a dark, hot, airless planet.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You find yourself on a dark, hot, airless planet.
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<raptop>
hah
<raptop>
!8ball More lava?
<LunchBot>
Don't bother worrying about it.
<raptop>
ambiguous...
<raptop>
!8ball Should I finish that gilly impactor challenge someday?
<LunchBot>
My reply is no.
<Mat2ch>
hrhr
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You slam the table with the pamphlet containing your thesis on astrological engineering. You are told the solution but refuse to accept it, instead stubbornly trying all sorts of other stupid ideas.
<Mat2ch>
hrhr
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<raptop>
Arguably there's missing context, but that works