<SporkWitch>
Althego: late for me, but was about to link it too lol
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<FLHerne>
raptop: astronaut simple?
<raptop>
As opposed to an astronaut complex
<FLHerne>
...
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add Your scientists discover a lot of facts. But they aren't the right facts! They're stupid facts!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your scientists discover a lot of facts. But they aren't the right facts! They're stupid facts!
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You install Protractor. Val's sarcasm is more accurate than your paranoia.
<darsie>
1337
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You google big words found in ;mission. You contract what is commonly referred to as 'a royal pain in the butt'.
<Mat2ch>
hrhr
<Eddi|zuHause>
i shouldn't have googled symptoms :p
<Mat2ch>
hrhr
<Eddi|zuHause>
because suddenly you have every desease ever
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You change your reverse polish notation to reverse polish notation. Shiny. Your rocket ceases normal operation and commences dubstep.
<Mat2ch>
I would do the same thing.
<Eddi|zuHause>
shiny rocket goes tzktskbrrrr
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<FLHerne>
.mission add Jeb uses your new Mun rocket as a firework, so you strap 134,000 fireworks together as a replacement Mun rocket.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Jeb uses your new Mun rocket as a firework, so you strap 134,000 fireworks together as a replacement Mun rocket.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add It's not exactly your favourite mission, but it gives you a lifetime of anecdotes.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: It's not exactly your favourite mission, but it gives you a lifetime of anecdotes.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You are invited to proceed to the Royal Palace on the Sixteenth Day, Fourteenth Month, Year Seventy-Four at eleven o'clock to attend the Monarch's Thanks.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You are invited to proceed to the Royal Palace on the Sixteenth Day, Fourteenth Month, Year Seventy-Four at eleven o'clock to attend the Monarch's Thanks.
<FLHerne>
hm, I suppose KSP doesn't really have months
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You set out to post the most cringe spacecraft possible... BOOM!!!
<Eddi|zuHause>
how many kerbin months would be in a kerbin year?
<Eddi|zuHause>
with month being new-moon to new-moon
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<packbart>
A solar Kerbin day is 6 hours long, the Mun has an orbital period of 38.6 hours which defines a Kerbin month, and Kerbin has an orbital period of 2556.5 hours which defines a Kerbin year.
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<FLHerne>
.mission fixup s/Sixteenth/Sixth/
<LunchBot>
No recently-mentioned mission found matching "Sixteenth".
<FLHerne>
.outcome fixup s/Sixteenth/Sixth/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You are invited to proceed to the Royal Palace on the Sixth Day, Fourteenth Month, Year Seventy-Four at eleven o'clock to attend the Monarch's Thanks.
<Mat2ch>
whoever designed the interior should get a trip to the ISS and then out of the airlock.
<Mat2ch>
"Additional Starlab partners include Hilton Hotels" that explains a lot.
<FLHerne>
.mission add You soak your craft in a mixture of pine tar, linseed oil, white spirit and bitumen.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You soak your craft in a mixture of pine tar, linseed oil, white spirit and bitumen.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Val asks for a bunch of salt and fluorospar, waves her hands, and turns it into chlorine trifluoride (which is hypergolic with enemy wizards, too).
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Val asks for a bunch of salt and fluorospar, waves her hands, and turns it into chlorine trifluoride (which is hypergolic with enemy wizards, too).
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to distract everyone from your space program's problems by showing them pictures of your cat(s). It's as if the water is TRYING to exist... but can't.
<Eddi|zuHause>
water and cats repel each other
<SporkWitch>
The last kitty I had loved water. He'd cry if you didn't let him in the shower or bath with you.
<LunchBot>
You decide to visit Debdeb using SRBs. The crew's music playlists cannot be reconciled, except with blood.
<XXCoder>
hopefully debdeb mission still worked out with 1/4 as many crew.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You design a series of planetary probes around the paradigm of exchanging reaction mass for ablative lithobraking equipment. Ike approves of this.