<Althego>
should have went with spirit/opportunity design. land with a petal thing that can open up. and however it is landed it will open up to be upright
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You demand instrument landing system for the runway. Your launch is cancelled due to political infighting.
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<Althego>
makes sense. huge investment, have to argue about it, mostly who gets the money
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<Mat2ch>
hehe
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You go back in time to save the mother of the man who defeats the robot uprising. Handsome Ron sees your gross safety violations and shuts down your space program.
<Mat2ch>
But time is not space!
<Althego>
space time program
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You convert methane into oxygen. Magic! Welcome to Costco, I love you!
<Mat2ch>
The bot is being weird again!
<Althego>
methane into oxygen is a hard trick
<Althego>
jesus could do something like that, h2o to ethanol
<Mat2ch>
The real trick was to fill water into the wine barrels and dilute the wine and everyone being drunk enough to not noticing it.
<Althego>
hehe
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<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
No lunch found.
<Deddly>
wut
<Deddly>
This is OUTRAGEOUS
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You launch the largest rocket possible from the smallest and least improved pad. Your space agency is shut down, which leaves you feeling a lack of agency in life.
<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Old pasta cooked in instant vegetable stock.
<Deddly>
Better than nothing, I guess
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add Mute ceramic witness is paid to your total inability to bow to the prevailing taste consensus.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Mute ceramic witness is paid to your total inability to bow to the prevailing taste consensus.
<sandbox>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Cake!
<FLHerne>
Yay!
<FLHerne>
.outcome add The parts flying off-camera are far too perfectly cinematic.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The parts flying off-camera are far too perfectly cinematic.
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<FLHerne>
.mission add You phone Wernher, get his answer machine, and become so tongue-tied that the message left is incomprehensible gibberish.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You phone Wernher, get his answer machine, and become so tongue-tied that the message left is incomprehensible gibberish.
<FLHerne>
[inspired by real events...
<FLHerne>
]
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You arrange a date between Kountdown and Siri. Some key points are lost in translation.
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<FLHerne>
that's definitely every interaction with Siri I've overheard
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Due to an accounting error, Bill forgets if he meets the age requirements of a mega bloks set. Jeb and 2 others just remembered all of their previous lives' deaths, and refuse to do the mission.
<Eddi|zuHause>
maybe they were once crushed by a collapsing mega blocks tower, or something?
<XXCoder>
likely
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome add The ever advancing fungal bloom is the least imminent problem.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The ever advancing fungal bloom is the least imminent problem.
<XXCoder>
or they tried to fly the megablok rocket and it crashed, and since its plastic, burned so hard
<XXCoder>
;outcome add The flatworlders is right. Sure, world was a sphere, but it is flat now.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The flatworlders is right. Sure, world was a sphere, but it is flat now.
<sandbox>
cat earthers
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome fixup s/ is / are /
<LunchBot>
New text is: The flatworlders are right. Sure, world was a sphere, but it is flat now.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome fixup s/ world/the world/
<LunchBot>
New text is: The flatworlders are right. Sure,the world was a sphere, but it is flat now.
<Eddi|zuHause>
dangit
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome fixup s/,t/,t/
<LunchBot>
New text is: The flatworlders are right. Sure,the world was a sphere, but it is flat now.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome fixup s/,t/, t/
<LunchBot>
New text is: The flatworlders are right. Sure, the world was a sphere, but it is flat now.
<Eddi|zuHause>
typing is hard.
<XXCoder>
lol thanks
<raptop>
Like the inverse of what happened to middle earth?
<sandbox>
mediterranean
<raptop>
blame Tolkien
<raptop>
hm, KSP2 sale
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to use FOOF as a rocket propellant. Gene would rather stick with something more attainable. Like curing cancer, or eating the Mun.
<raptop>
He's got a point
<Mat2ch>
can't argue with that
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<raptop>
!outcome add Fortunately most of the crew's organs remain undamaged.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Fortunately most of the crew's organs remain undamaged.
<raptop>
!outcome fixup s/ely/ely,/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Fortunately, most of the crew's organs remain undamaged.
<XXCoder>
only brain got damaged right?
<sandbox>
which half?
<raptop>
hm
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<Az>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You develop a glorious mod that converts all of the ingame measurements to obscure units. You are unable to get NEAR.
<packbart>
floating point limitations when using PetaBrontosauri as base units