raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.2.1.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png
<FLHerne> .outcome add Well, forget it! You're not doing it! This mission was badly written!
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Well, forget it! You're not doing it! This mission was badly written!
<FLHerne> .outcome add Whoever wrote that missiok should DIE!
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Whoever wrote that missiok should DIE!
<FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/ok/on/
<LunchBot> New text is: Whoever wrote that mission should DIE!
<FLHerne> .mission add Val thinks there's no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy crushy things in the middle of a hallway.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Val thinks there's no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy crushy things in the middle of a hallway.
<raptop> That mission (well, outcome) was indeed badly written
<raptop> FLHerne: ...watching Galaxy Quest?
<FLHerne> however did you guess
<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> You try to find The Awnser. Ker-SPLAT!
<Eddi|zuHause> i think maybe the answer doesn't want to be found.
<raptop> !outcome add Bill Kerman submits his revisions to your initial vehicle designs. They are almost 50% red ink by mass.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Bill Kerman submits his revisions to your initial vehicle designs. They are almost 50% red ink by mass.
<raptop> (he's an engineer, see...)
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<FLHerne> .mission add You strap a big cargo module to the front of your craft, which isn't remotely designed for that.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You strap a big cargo module to the front of your craft, which isn't remotely designed for that.
<FLHerne> no-one would ever do such a thing
<raptop> I'm unsure which is the craft and which is the cargo
<FLHerne> it weighs considerably more than Lark, which when added to the slight floppiness plays hob with the steering
<FLHerne> well, Lark Ascending is my little craft, and Crow is a big floating skip
<raptop> hm
<FLHerne> tensile struts, anyway
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<FLHerne> .outcome add In the name of Vectron, you ask for further mandate to pursue the Endeavour.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: In the name of Vectron, you ask for further mandate to pursue the Endeavour.
<FLHerne> oops, should be a mission, will fix
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission
<LunchBot> As a prank, you sneak into the VAB after hours and put confetti in all the RCS thruster blocks. Kerbol overheats and explodes.
<packbart> You must have blocked its vent. But why?
<Eddi|zuHause> it's a complete mysterium
<sandbox> 1237
<Mat2ch> 1234 is much nicer
<Eddi|zuHause> 1357
<Eddi|zuHause> we live in odd times
<Mat2ch> Is that prime?
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You attempt something you saw Illectro do. You live and let die.
<sandbox> there's a name I haven't seen in a while ;p
<Mat2ch> We're not cool enough anymore.
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<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> Lacking better power options, you cover your rocket in Z-400 batteries. The rescue mission to the rescue mission, now requires a rescue mission.
<XXCoder> probably ran out of batteries
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<FLHerne> or you put batteries over the hatch
<XXCoder> maybe
<XXCoder> reminded me of one of my best lander designs. it had one small flaw that wasnt a problem till I landed
<XXCoder> ladder didnt go all way up.
<XXCoder> so could go out but not back into lander. on mun it was easy enough to jump and catch
<XXCoder> minimun it was much harder
<XXCoder> took me bunch of attemts to finally get in
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<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> You write a KSP clone for the PDP-7. The pilot is killed almost immediately and the experiment is not repeated.
<Althego> !outcome violently
<LunchBot> Your processor irradiates you, then explodes violently.
<Althego> !outcome violently killed
<LunchBot> No outcome found matching "violently killed".
<raptop> It was a tragic misunderstanding of how EUV lithography is supposed to work
<Althego> .outcome add JEBEDIAH KERMAN WAS NOT VIOLENTLY KILLED!
<LunchBot> Added outcome: JEBEDIAH KERMAN WAS NOT VIOLENTLY KILLED!
<Althego> (matt lowne's 8 bit ksp ended with this)
<raptop> Jebediah Kerman may or may not have been unalived in an unfriendly manner
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<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> Your turbopump encounters a slight turbine excursion. You launched facing the wrong direction and now you're in a polar orbit.
<raptop> hrm
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