02:14 <raptop> !outcome add Chat, is this real?

02:14 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Chat, is this real?

02:15 <raptop> !outcome add Many people are typing.

02:15 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Many people are typing.

03:01 <XXCoder> ;mission

03:01 <LunchBot> You prepend 'ablative' to all nouns. Yargnit tells you everything you're doing wrong.

03:01 <XXCoder> prepend hmm

03:02 <raptop> ablative boosters, ablative tankage, ablative decouplers, ablative parachutes, ablative crew capsules

03:02 <XXCoder> ablative ablative plates

03:06 <raptop> ablative ablator

03:06 <XXCoder> lol

10:48 <FLHerne> .mission add The Kerbal Rocket Administration (KRA) issues an emergency order requiring you to "discontinue operation of all rockets, aircraft and any other flying vehicles or equipment under any circumstances," stating that the space program is operating with "a complete disregard for the safety of the public."

10:48 <LunchBot> Added mission: The Kerbal Rocket Administration (KRA) issues an emergency order requiring you to "discontinue operation of all rockets, aircraft and any other flying vehicles or equipment under any circumstances," stating that the space program is operating with "a complete disregard for the safety of the public."

11:09 <Mat2ch> Uh, answer: "You launch anyways"

12:37 <Althego> leet time

13:07 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

13:07 <LunchBot> You receive a tentacle-written note from the Kraken requesting the random detachment of 8937 control surfaces, or else. You accidentally wipe out all sea life except jellyfish, I hope you're happy with yourself.

13:08 <Eddi|zuHause> is the kraken a sea creature?

13:08 <sandbox> what?

13:11 <Eddi|zuHause> i mean... can i call that "mission accomplished"?

13:14 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission add Your order to "cease and desist" gets lost in the mail "accidentally".

13:14 <LunchBot> Added mission: Your order to "cease and desist" gets lost in the mail "accidentally".

13:37 <sandbox> 133

13:37 <sandbox> 7

13:44 <Eddi|zuHause> your clock is broken

13:47 <FLHerne> Wiping out the Kraken seems fair to me, pity about the collateral damage

14:23 <FLHerne> .mission add You can still see your craft, so you know you dont have enough Flight Engineer tabs open.

14:23 <LunchBot> Added mission: You can still see your craft, so you know you dont have enough Flight Engineer tabs open.

14:36 <packbart> nah, I have two KER HUDs that show everything I need without obstructing the view ;)

14:36 <packbart> (and I patched KER to not display information that does not apply to the situation like "time to atmosphere" or the suicide burn countdown

18:45 <sandbox> !mission

18:45 <LunchBot> You rm -rf /usr/biosphere. VallCactus loses all his suclearnubPoints™.

18:49 <Mat2ch> Don't store your points in the biosphere.

18:51 <Mat2ch> !outcome add For some reason all the warnings are written as Vogon poems.

18:51 <LunchBot> Added outcome: For some reason all the warnings are written as Vogon poems.

19:26 <FLHerne> .mission add Your laser research is very illuminating.

19:26 <LunchBot> Added mission: Your laser research is very illuminating.

21:50 <Mat2ch> !mission

21:50 <LunchBot> After rigorous observations, you discover what Kerbals really eat. Would you like to know more?

21:50 <Mat2ch> Yes please

21:51 <Mat2ch> !mission

21:51 <LunchBot> You have more of a comment than a question. LOOK, MUMMY, THERE'S AN AEROPLANE UP IN THE SKY.

21:51 <Mat2ch> This bot is freaking me out.

21:55 <FLHerne> haunted RNG

21:55 <raptop> That is in fact more of a comment than a question

22:01 <Mat2ch> FLHerne: we should exorcise it.

22:02 <raptop> !8ball Do you need an exorcism?

22:02 <LunchBot> The answer will surprise you!

22:02 <FLHerne> !8ball do you agree, LunchBot?

22:02 <Mat2ch> Does anyone have a crucifix? A big + could also work.

22:02 <LunchBot> Dunno.

22:02 <FLHerne> not very conclusive

22:02 <raptop> Impressively evasive answers

22:02 <FLHerne> .mission add You exorcise LunchBot's RNG.

22:02 <LunchBot> Added mission: You exorcise LunchBot's RNG.

22:02 <Mat2ch> Definitely haunted.

22:02 <FLHerne> .outcome

22:02 <LunchBot> Your kettle boils.

22:03 <FLHerne> aaaa

22:03 <Mat2ch> Oh, tea time it seems.

22:03 <FLHerne> n

22:03 <Mat2ch> HAUNTED

22:05 <FLHerne> to be fair, it's fairly unusual for me /not/ to either be drinking tea or making the next muh

22:05 <FLHerne> I drink a ridiculous amount of the stuff

22:06 <Mat2ch> well, you have always water around to do so

22:08 <Mat2ch> well, time for me to go dream of sailing the ocean. Nightynight

22:08 <raptop> \o

23:13 <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

23:13 <LunchBot> You convert the LV-N to burn Xenon. You accidentally unleash kOS-powered self-replicators on Kerbin.

23:15 <Eddi|zuHause> they were actually leftover parts

23:16 <raptop> !mission You set out to produce the optimal paperclip.

23:16 <LunchBot> No mission found matching "You set out to produce the optimal paperclip.".

23:16 <raptop> !mission add You set out to produce the optimal paperclip.

23:16 <LunchBot> Added mission: You set out to produce the optimal paperclip.

23:47 <raptop> !mission add You chain together a bunch of blocks.

23:47 <LunchBot> Added mission: You chain together a bunch of blocks.

23:52 <raptop> !outcome add Your certification is reduced to being allowed to lift forks.

23:52 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your certification is reduced to being allowed to lift forks.