<LunchBot>
You attempt to write a KSP-themed parody of Let it Go in the chat. Error code: SEC_ERROR_EXPIRED_CERTIFICATE.
<XXCoder>
aww so story cannot be posted ever now
<XXCoder>
;outcome add In hindsight, robbing banks to gain enough funds for a mission have been a mistake, even if mission was successful, you are in jail now.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: In hindsight, robbing banks to gain enough funds for a mission have been a mistake, even if mission was successful, you are in jail now.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome fixup s/have/has/
<LunchBot>
New text is: In hindsight, robbing banks to gain enough funds for a mission has been a mistake, even if mission was successful, you are in jail now.
<XXCoder>
thanks
<Eddi|zuHause>
!outcome fixup s/if/if the/
<LunchBot>
New text is: In hindsight, robbing banks to gain enough funds for a mission has been a mistake, even if the mission was successful, you are in jail now.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i'm always hesitant to do spelling fixups, because i'm not a native speaker
<XXCoder>
its fine
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Jeb reveals the secret of his improbable luck - a DeBroglie Filter! This results in numerous arrests.
<Eddi|zuHause>
never reveal your secrets, they will be used against you.
<XXCoder>
ohh boy arrests all around
<Eddi|zuHause>
YOU get an arrest. and and YOU get an arrest. and YOU get an arrest...
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<raptop>
!mission add You kerb around.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You kerb around.
<raptop>
!outcome add You find out.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You find out.
<XXCoder>
lol whats chances of those going together
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<raptop>
Pretty low
<Kalpa>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You decide that a rotating detonation engine is thinking to small, and comission a rotating detonation rocket. Your ship lands upside down on the Mun.
<XXCoder>
wonder if outcome was new, calling to that japanese one
<Kalpa>
It was not.
<Kalpa>
I would go as far to say that outcome is a decade old.
<XXCoder>
predicted!
<XXCoder>
;)
<Kalpa>
But please prove me wrong, shouldn't be too hard for raptop or someone else with access :)
<XXCoder>
theres command to see when it was added and who
<XXCoder>
but I dont remember it
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<Eddi|zuHause>
i'm pretty sure that is a new outcome
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Eight days! You have EIGHT DAYS to save Jeb! A group of meddling kids and their talking dog reveal that your rocket is actually Gene Kerman!
<Eddi|zuHause>
and the plan would have worked, if only...
<Althego>
leet time
<KrazyKrl>
;mission fixup s/to small/too small/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You decide that a rotating detonation engine is thinking too small, and comission a rotating detonation rocket.
* KrazyKrl
shakes fist
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add You are irked.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You are irked.
<FLHerne>
.mission fixup s/comission/commission/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You decide that a rotating detonation engine is thinking too small, and commission a rotating detonation rocket.
<FLHerne>
.mission Jeb demands a Stetson hat that fits over his helmet.
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "Jeb demands a Stetson hat that fits over his helmet.".
<FLHerne>
.mission add Jeb demands a Stetson hat that fits over his helmet.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Jeb demands a Stetson hat that fits over his helmet.
<FLHerne>
given the already head-dominant nature of Kerbals this would look quite silly
<FLHerne>
but how else can you do the Dr Strangelove thing
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
After burning the faces off of some potential customers, Gene Kerman demands the launch pad be cleared of all personnel before takeoff. The result is very hammer.
<Eddi|zuHause>
so gene was like "stop, hammertime"?
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<raptop>
!seen kwirkyj
<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You spike your fuel with red mercury. Kerbin's oceans boil off.
<raptop>
oops
<XXCoder>
doh
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Your spam-in-a-can lander can spam cannot land, and instead slams. Wilhelm screams.
<XXCoder>
horrob;e spam. no wonder wilhelm screamed
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<raptop>
A lander can may well have slammed down onto Wilhelm's foot
<Althego>
hehe
<XXCoder>
lol
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<FLHerne>
Eddi|zuHause: no, hammer as in the SRB
<FLHerne>
those burning metal particles are the *best* at burning faces off
<FLHerne>
.outcome add The evitable doesn't happen.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The evitable doesn't happen.
<XXCoder>
;outcome add Mission went well... in your dreams. Reality is not as nice, unfortunately.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Mission went well... in your dreams. Reality is not as nice, unfortunately.
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