<Eddi|zuHause>
maybe we have different ideas of "obvious"
<XXCoder>
well yes it was olvious to me
<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You fill all your tanks with soda pop. A film is made about your mission by someone who really hates you.
<raptop>
possibly a crew member
<Eddi|zuHause>
deserved.
<Azander>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You remove the Squad folder. Congratulations on committing the first Super-Felony!
<Azander>
heh
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<Eddi|zuHause>
criminal.
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<XXCoder>
lol
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<Mat2ch>
Y'all watching Endeavours last flight?
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<FLHerne>
oh, I'd missed that
<FLHerne>
it'll look amazing when it's done
<FLHerne>
.outcome add This leads directly to the development of interstellar flight and Kerbals spreading throughout the galaxy.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: This leads directly to the development of interstellar flight and Kerbals spreading throughout the galaxy.
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<Mat2ch>
yeah, I'm a bit sad that I probably will never visit it
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Instead of planning an elliptical orbit, you plan an ellipsis... The Kraken uses rocket propulsion to get halfway to anywhere.
<Eddi|zuHause>
technically, farting?
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try a twelve-degree approach to land at Island Runway 09. Everything ends with darsie giving you a ".".
<darsie>
.
* darsie
is back from Rome.
<sandbox>
I had a strange dream where I randomly watched a popular KSP video on youtube, and then I noticed that the view count said 6B
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<sandbox>
then I had another dream where I was eating a rubber toy bridge while hearing the news about a priest or someone in Italy who was wrongfully locked up in prison
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission add You have a dream, to go to the mun because you can, four score and seven years ago.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You have a dream, to go to the mun because you can, four score and seven years ago.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Due to a mild mistranslation, your rocket is transferred from the VAB onto a small toad. The toad's name is "Launch". Your controller has been disconnected.
<sandbox>
I mistyped Fallout, and something called "Tetralogy of Fallot" came up
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<Althego>
leet time
<darsie>
1337
<Eddi|zuHause>
1400
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<FLHerne>
.mission add After an incident you introduce pre-flight psychological tests. Jeb is certifiably loony and cleared for launch immediately, but you have doubts about some of the greysuits.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: After an incident you introduce pre-flight psychological tests. Jeb is certifiably loony and cleared for launch immediately, but you have doubts about some of the greysuits.
<Althego>
.outcome upside
<LunchBot>
You end up in the Mohole, upside down.
<Althego>
.mission upside
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "upside".
<Althego>
.outcome add Your ship lands upside down on the Mun.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your ship lands upside down on the Mun.
<umaxtu>
how's everybody feeling about the outcome of SLIM at this point? I think calling it a success is fair, despite it landing upside down
<Althego>
they satisfied minimum mission criteria
<Althego>
also it turned back on
<Althego>
so i think it is ok
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<packbart>
well, it did get within the promised accuracy and dropped off the two small rovers. and it even woke up after getting some light on its panels
<packbart>
so yes, sounds successful
<umaxtu>
I do wonder how it would've fared accuracy wise if the engine failed earlier
<Althego>
i just heard something it would have gotten within 10 m if the propulsion was completely working
<Althego>
on what about it
<Althego>
i dont know where he got that from
<packbart>
the first terrain snapshot was within a few m
<FLHerne>
the bit I'm amazed by is the picture of the engine bell falling off
<FLHerne>
(a) how does that even happen (b) that happened, yet it survived to send the picture and achieve most of the objectives
<umaxtu>
I miss being able to make jokes about my dog going to space.
<umaxtu>
That dog was named Cygnus. current dog's name is Sheba.
<umaxtu>
afaik there aren't any spacecraft named Sheba
<Althego>
wasnt that some cat food?
<umaxtu>
Sheba?
<Althego>
yes
<umaxtu>
apparently.
<Althego>
yes it seems to be cat food
<umaxtu>
Sheba the dog does like cat food
<umaxtu>
so did Cygnus
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<FLHerne>
> You manage to cultivate a reputation as the person who knows everything through the simple expedient of having no social life. No-one gets the reference.
<FLHerne>
a familiar problem
<FLHerne>
no point referencing incredibly obscure things if no-one else cared enough to remember them
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to plan your whole mission in advance, on paper. #KSPOfficial is depopulated within hours.
<Eddi|zuHause>
you mean all 5 of them?
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Wernher informs Jeb that he is the Chosen One. The crew drink so much at their advance funerals that the mission has to be postponed.