<LunchBot>
Mission control runs out of coffee. Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro.
<XXCoder>
no coffee bad bascits. aw
<XXCoder>
;mission add You set out to make bakers dozen of rockets.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You set out to make bakers dozen of rockets.
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your rocket achieves the largest spallation event yet observed. You suffer terminal acronym poisoning.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You breed radiation that glows in the presence of cats. The Kraken pays a surprise visit.
<Eddi|zuHause>
i presume it didn't glow
<Althego>
or glowed too much
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<Eddi|zuHause>
i mean, the kraken isn't a cat. why woul it glow
<darsie>
Cat's don't glow.
<packbart>
The radiation glows, not the cats. Obviously.
<packbart>
Cats might be a variant of Kraken, though
<darsie>
Glowing means VIS. IR emissions don't count
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You perform gastric bypass surgery on the Deep Space Kraken. Your actions go the way of MULTICS.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You ping all the ops on #KSPOfficial. You must now answer to the Cartwell Automatic Air-Valve Company!
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Vac-Co Suction contracts you to rescue The Mun, which is stranded in orbit around Kerbin with valuable data, and return it to Kerbin. It turns out a really good for cure for being drunk is being on a plane, and then an engine explodes and you think you're gonna die.
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You install Deddly Reentry. A nuclear raven steals your donuts, three at a time.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You demand the United Nations rename lava to drippy fire. You created your own personal hell, where every button "Reverts to VAB."
<yung>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You see a sign "Push button for cookie" with a red button below it. Instead of yawing east, the rocket rolls east and pitches.
<yung>
!8ball one of the engines blows up due to overheating
<LunchBot>
I don't know, but electrokitty might.
<FLHerne>
yung: !8ball is for getting yes/no/maybe answers to questions
<yung>
Oh, ok
<FLHerne>
the bot stores a lot of these useless things :p
<FLHerne>
it amuses some of us to make up new ones
<yung>
!8ball do I have to install mods?
<LunchBot>
Yes, and you already knew that.
<yung>
He's right
<FLHerne>
Yep
<sandbox>
!8ball yes/no/maybe
<LunchBot>
Not if I have anything to do with it.
<FLHerne>
!choose yes|no|maybe
<LunchBot>
maybe
<darsie>
!choose search for job|play|make doctor appointments|IRC|sleep
<LunchBot>
sleep
<darsie>
!choose search for job|play|make doctor appointments|IRC|sleep|youtube
<LunchBot>
IRC
<darsie>
!choose search for job|play|make doctor appointments|IRC|sleep|youtube|electronics tinkering
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to ascend from Jool's surface. Val is put under medical supervision after experiencing a mild case of death.
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<raptop>
Some days the intermediate steps write themselves
<raptop>
!8ball Is sandbox experiencing a mild case of death?
<LunchBot>
I strongly recommend it.
<raptop>
uh
<FLHerne>
One could argue that sleep is a very mild case of death
<FLHerne>
in which case it's good advice
<FLHerne>
.quote not exper
<raptop>
probably, yeah
<LunchBot>
"Most of the enthusiasts are not experts, however. Mr. Kaplan, for example, works as the head of coffee product at Cometeer, a company that sells flash-frozen coffee concentrate."
<FLHerne>
not that quote
<FLHerne>
(which is apparently about superconductor enthusiasts)
<FLHerne>
I didn't know there *were* superconductor enthusiasts
<Eddi|zuHause>
imagine being "head of coffee" and your job is to make coffee for all the higher ups :)
<FLHerne>
presumably that must be a thing in some large organisations
<FLHerne>
if you have 50,000 employees or something that's a lot of coffee
<Eddi|zuHause>
but then that's called a cafeteria
<FLHerne>
which someone has to be head of
<darsie>
I have a superconductor.
<darsie>
I also levitate a magnet.
<Eddi|zuHause>
that's much easier with a superconductor.
<raptop>
Just make sure your room is 70 K, (or possibly rather cooler if you don't like dealing with ceramics)