00:12 <XXCoder> ;mission

00:12 <LunchBot> You fumble for the snooze button on the maneuver alarm clock. What's 5 minutes against the eternity of space and time. You're barred from further flights due to government legislation imposed by a competing space program.

00:13 <XXCoder> damn I slept in too much

00:13 <XXCoder> and yeah had that literally last mission too

00:13 <XXCoder> <LunchBot> You fumble for the snooze button on the maneuver alarm clock. What's 5 minutes against the eternity of space and time. Kmath ignores you.

00:13 <XXCoder> last one

00:46 <raptop> !mission

00:46 <LunchBot> Someone challenges you to "move" Gilly. The Kerbal people would have been thrilled at the accomplishment, but the media instead hyped Jeb's atrocious and ostracizing t-shirt.

08:35 <FLHerne> .mission add You accidentally launch your colleagues to orbit inside a navigation satellite. /;p

13:10 <sandbox> !mission

13:10 <sandbox> oh no

13:11 <Althego> fission

14:18 <sandbox> hmmm...

14:18 <sandbox> Dwarf Fortress is a game that allows players to build and manage a dwarven fortress in a dark and dangerous world. The game is known for its complexity and difficulty, which often leads to some truly unique and interesting stories.

14:19 <sandbox> Kerbal Space Program is a spaceflight simulation game that allows players to design and manage their own space program. The game is known for its complexity and difficulty, which often leads to some truly unique and interesting stories.

14:20 <sandbox> I asked for a story for each game

14:21 <Mat2ch> and the neural network spew out some words...

14:21 <sandbox> One such story involves a fortress that was overrun by a horde of undead. The dwarves fought bravely, but they were eventually overwhelmed. All seemed lost until one dwarf, Urist McUseless, charged into battle with nothing but a rusty copper hammer and a dented pot on his head. To everyone’s surprise, Urist managed to hold off the zombies long enough for the other dwarves to regroup and launch a counterattack. In the end, th

14:21 <sandbox> e fortress was saved, and Urist became a legend among his people.

14:21 <sandbox> One such story involves a group of Kerbals who were sent on a mission to explore a distant planet. The journey was long and treacherous, but the Kerbals persevered and eventually landed on the planet’s surface. They spent several weeks exploring the planet’s terrain and collecting valuable data.

14:21 <sandbox> However, when it was time to return to Kerbin, the Kerbals discovered that their spacecraft had been damaged beyond repair. Stranded on the planet’s surface with limited resources, the Kerbals faced a difficult choice: either wait for a rescue mission or attempt to build a new spacecraft from scratch.

14:25 <sandbox> I asked it to combine them...

14:25 <sandbox> Meanwhile, on the planet’s surface, the Kerbals discovered a group of dwarves who had been living in a nearby fortress. The dwarves were friendly and offered to help the Kerbals in any way they could.

14:26 <sandbox> Together, the Kerbals and dwarves worked to build a new spacecraft. The dwarves used their knowledge of mining and metalworking to extract resources from the planet’s crust, while the Kerbals used their expertise in engineering and rocket science to design and build the spacecraft.

16:44 <FLHerne> .outcome add You lose The Game.

16:44 <FLHerne> hm, no bot

17:02 <sandbox> that's probably an outcome already

17:08 <darsie> I lost once. Didn't have enough money to do anything, IIRC.

17:09 <darsie> My first game or so.

17:19 <sandbox> the only winning move is not to play

17:29 <SporkWitch> DAMMIT FLHerne!

17:30 <SporkWitch> darsie: http://losethegame.com/

17:30 <SporkWitch> (warning: cognitohazard)

17:33 <Althego> surprising that darsie doesnt know of the game

17:33 <SporkWitch> i think I rustled someone jimmies lol: "You need to stop before you are arrested for your words here and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law."

17:34 <SporkWitch> s/rustled/ruffled/