<LunchBot>
You join the astrobara program. The results are everything you expected, and more. A lot more.
<SporkWitch>
they've onlly said no increases during early access, but it's a safe bet it's gonna go up to 60 or 70 on 1.0. As to proton, it depends on the game, which is why you're able to specify per game. I haven't tested KSP2 on linux.
<umbralraptop>
!outcome add Somehow, Jeb has returned.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Somehow, Jeb has returned.
<TomawsCock>
1 cup of fully composted manure (Must be from a kosher animal)
<TomawsCock>
1/2 cup cow or goat urine
<TomawsCock>
1/4 cup of water
<TomawsCock>
1 jar of Manischewitz Gefiltefish
<TomawsCock>
Kosher salt
<TomawsCock>
Instructions:
<TomawsCock>
1. Mix together the fully composted manure, cow or goat urine, water, gefiltefish and a pinch of kosher salt in a large bowl.
<TomawsCock>
2. Put the mixture into a sealed container.
<TomawsCock>
3. Place the container in a warm, dark place and let it ferment for 2-3 days.
<TomawsCock>
4. After the mixture has fermented, strain the liquid into a sterilized glass container.
<TomawsCock>
5. Place the sterilized glass container in a cold place overnight to ensure the gas has fully condensed.
<TomawsCock>
6. Carefully connect a tubed instrument to the glass container and draw the gas out with gentle suction.
<TomawsCock>
7. Enjoy your homemade Rabbi Finkelstein's Jenkem, and be sure to inhale in moderation!
<SporkWitch>
umbralraptop: spambot and NSFW name ^
<TomawsCock>
(Verse 1)
<TomawsCock>
On this joyous event, we join from far and near,
<TomawsCock>
To give respect to Rabbi Finkelstein's Hanukkah Star.
<TomawsCock>
His wisdom guides us towards justice, hope, and peace,
<TomawsCock>
A gentle man that fills our hearts with joy and ease.
<TomawsCock>
(Chorus)
<TomawsCock>
And so we huff the Jenkem and Dreidles go up the bum,
<TomawsCock>
Coconut oil to make sure they don't stick,
<TomawsCock>
Schmeckles up the ass too for some spark,
<TomawsCock>
And whirl and spin around in a state of high hark.
<TomawsCock>
(Verse 2)
<TomawsCock>
Rabbi Finkelstein has given us a new sight,
<TomawsCock>
A gentle man with knowledge of science and light.
<TomawsCock>
His teachings guide us through the night,
<TomawsCock>
To view a future with courage and might.
<TomawsCock>
(Chorus)
<TomawsCock>
And so we huff the Jenkem and Dreidles go up the bum,
<TomawsCock>
Coconut oil to make sure they don't stick,
<TomawsCock>
Schmeckles up the ass too for some spark,
<TomawsCock>
And whirl and spin around in a state of high hark.
<TomawsCock>
(Bridge)
<TomawsCock>
We honor him with songs and laughter,
<TomawsCock>
Singing of his name in ever after.
<TomawsCock>
Rabbi Finkelstein, always guide us in life,
<TomawsCock>
So we may find a reason to thrive.
<TomawsCock>
(Chorus)
<TomawsCock>
And so we huff the Jenkem and Dreidles go up the bum,
<TomawsCock>
Coconut oil to make sure they don't stick,
<TomawsCock>
Schmeckles up the ass too for some spark,
<TomawsCock>
And whirl and spin around in a state of high hark.
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<SporkWitch>
thanks umbralraptop; sorry to have to ping on discord, but i wasn't sure what else to do with it still going
<umbralraptop>
sorry, was afk
<SporkWitch>
no worries, not like you're paid to do this lol
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<umbralraptop>
Unsure if this is actually something they put effort into or are spamming LLM things
<SporkWitch>
all i know is it's flooding, it's filthy, it's NSFW, and it's extremely antisemitic. Given the pacing of the posts, it's definitely a script designed to not trip the more common linepsam nukers
<X>
they wanted to put dreidles where the sun don't shine
<umbralraptop>
Anyway, I jumped into #dragonweyr for a moment to mention that they were spamming
<SporkWitch>
not familiar with dragonweyr
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<X>
ircop channel on this server
<SporkWitch>
gotcha
<umbralraptop>
where you go to tell the IRCOps that bad things are happening, hopefully for getting him k-lined
<X>
the big boys who have real powers
<SporkWitch>
yeah, know what IRCops are, just didn't know the channel on here
<X>
boy do I miss a good ol' g-line
<SporkWitch>
and now he's spamming my DMs lol
<umbralraptop>
man
<SporkWitch>
mentioned it in that channel and referenced your report, but doubt they can really do anything from my statement. Not aware of anything that couldn't be faked that I could provide
<SporkWitch>
Do you leave immediately after posting, or wait for response then leave?
<X>
I think you can read private.
<SporkWitch>
I can't remember. I know it's relayed through the server, but not sure if it logs DMs
<X>
Depends on the daemon
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<umbralraptop>
I did leave after posting
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You have the utmost confidence in the mission. Unfortunately, they're all facing in opposite directions.
<X>
He actually came to #spaceengineers
<X>
Wow
<SporkWitch>
He joined dragonweyr too lol
<SporkWitch>
might proactively warn their ops, since you can't delete IRC messages
<X>
I am their ops…..
<umbralraptop>
hm
<SporkWitch>
wow, and people think THIS chat is dead; you're the only one there! lol
* umbralraptop
should play more KSP at some point, but there are so many other things to do...
<Eddi|zuHause>
the PM spam arrived here.
<SporkWitch>
i'm just waiting on Science; just a few more days!
<SporkWitch>
i did make a quick flight to the island, landed, then back to the KSC today, though. Definitely wasn't well designed, even setting the horizontal stabilizers AND the ailerons to pitch, it had almost no pitch authority at all
<X>
The real channel is #space-engineers lol
<X>
He did come to #medieval-engineers
<SporkWitch>
i forgot medieval was even a thing lol
<X>
It got an update
<X>
It was bad.
<SporkWitch>
low key hyped for SE2; liquid water and more realistic terrain generation? Yes, please.
<X>
Is it really coming? That’ll be nice.
<SporkWitch>
someday? lol. THey just posted some new stuff about terrain generation recently
<Eddi|zuHause>
are computers powerful enough yet for real liquid water?
<X>
If you get the right coating on your components
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<Eddi|zuHause>
coating tends to interfere with heat circulation :p
<SporkWitch>
Eddi|zuHause: we still use sand tables for a lot, but yes, there are really good models these days for scientific purposes, and also plenty of simplified ones that home computers can handle
<SporkWitch>
methinks he might have got his k-line
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<mortyskelton>
Happy Hannukah everyone! I have some great news! Jenkem and dreidelic sodomy are now kosher thanks to Rabbi Bernard Finkelstein's Talmudic innovations!
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<DickSkilton>
Happy Hannukah everyone! I have some great news! Jenkem and dreidelic sodomy are now kosher thanks to Rabbi Bernard Finkelstein's Talmudic innovations!
<DickSkilton>
Now you too can huff kosher jenkem like Bob Dylan
<DickSkilton>
and sing nonesensical bs
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<umbralraptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to collect 9,000 and one boosters. Things get far too meta.
<XXCoder>
its over 9000!!!!!!!
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You bring Minmus' psychedelic snow back to Kerbin to be integrated into the water cycle. A zombie apocalypse sweeps across Kerbin, made worse because zombified Kerbals are *still* greenish so you can't tell from a distance.
<XXCoder>
zombie snow
<XXCoder>
damn it worked so well together.
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<Mat2ch>
Ugh. Now I understand why nothing is working as expected. It's again the drag vector which doesn't change even if you angle heat shields.
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<Althego>
the drag shouldnt change
<Althego>
it is always opposing your motio
<Althego>
n
<Althego>
however there should be some lift
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<Mat2ch>
The drag changes at least with the angle of the heat shield
<Mat2ch>
which then should create lift
<Althego>
in reality there is no separate drag or lift, they are the same
<Althego>
inseparable
<Mat2ch>
yes, that's bothering me for ten years now :D
<Althego>
but at leat ksp 1 doesnt smiulate it that way
<Mat2ch>
And some day someone has to explain to me how a 50t vehicle standing on 28 legs on a dusty planet can move with 0.1 m/s over ground ;)
<Althego>
we have vehicles over 10000 tonnes moving around with that speed lol
<Mat2ch>
Hoooowww
<Mat2ch>
But I think I have a craft now that can reliably land on Eve, refill there and get back up (although that is a bit finicky)
<Mat2ch>
I think I need some sepatrons to really clear the boosters from the main stage.
<Mat2ch>
And I should've posted a picture. Will do later
<Althego>
they dont work on eve
<Althego>
too high pressure
<Mat2ch>
Are used in the upper atmosphere
<Althego>
ok they can work there
<Mat2ch>
It's the main booster stage that needs clean separation. But they have around 2000 m/s dV, which is enough to get into the upper atmosphere
<Mat2ch>
For even more efficiency I could decouple engines...
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<Althego>
leet time
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You crack open an Atlas. Reddit implodes. It may or may not be your fault.
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<Torgo>
;mission add You decouple the engines because their marriage certificate was revoked (you monster.)
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You decouple the engines because their marriage certificate was revoked (you monster.)
<Torgo>
;mission fixup s/engines/Engines/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You decouple the Engines because their marriage certificate was revoked (you monster.)
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Through months of R&D (along with many bravely singed volunteers), you have invented the plug-in-socket portable power attachment device. You save your afternoon by reverting to lunch.
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<Mat2ch>
I could make my landing plattform drivevable... (please stop me)
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build a shrine on Bop to the mighty Kraken. The object of this expedition is to see if you can find any traces of last year's expedition.
<Althego>
summoned the kraken, eh?
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You decide to show several tourists a sunrise on the Akatsuki Sea. Ia! Ia! Supernovy fhtagn!
<umbralraptop>
uh oh
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You fill your LOX tank with smoked salmon. Unfortunately, KSP can't simulate the results.
<umbralraptop>
wait, that tracks
<Althego>
the salmon would combust and make the whole thing explode
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<Mat2ch>
how well does salmon burn?
<Azander>
not well enough for fuel :(
<Azander>
it mostly just smolders and carbonizes
<Mat2ch>
But Carbon can burn!
<Torgo>
i mean if you put that much oxidizer around anything combustible... bad things will happen at bafflingly low temperatures.
<Althego>
remember apollo 13
<Althego>
small burnable stuff in an oxygen tank
<Althego>
literally exploded
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<Eddi|zuHause>
i don't think carbon works particularly well as an oxidizer, though
<Althego>
it doesnt. but since it is in the lox tank...
<Eddi|zuHause>
well, it didn't say there was any LOX left in the tank
<Althego>
like with adam hills and his artificial foot. must wear artificial foot, as it says on his driver's licence. his friend instantly: oho, it doesnt say where
<Torgo>
;outcome add Surprisingly, the hellscape did not violate any permits.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Surprisingly, the hellscape did not violate any permits.
<Eddi|zuHause>
well, if your drivers license says "must wear glasses", good luck arguing with the cops
<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You use KSP rocket data in your final project for your statistics class. Your cargo unexpectedly polymerizes.
<Eddi|zuHause>
was my cargo ink cardriges?
<XXCoder>
no way'
<XXCoder>
that'd cost so much money
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Realising the danger of the current orbit, you thrust retrograde, only to run into the stage you've just decoupled. KSP's aerodynamic model lets you down hard, both literally and metaphorically.
<XXCoder>
makes sense
<Eddi|zuHause>
that happened to me occasionally :p
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<Deddly>
Hmmm the problem with running IRC on my phone is that I apparently spam the channel with leave/join messages
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<Eddi|zuHause>
remember bouncers?
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<Mat2ch>
For the first time ever I have a really reliable Eve lander and launcher. I'm baffled
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<SporkWitch>
Mat2ch: KSP1 or 2?
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<Mat2ch>
KSP1
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You have no idea what a delta-v is but you assume it has to do with velocity or speed or something. Gene pulls you out of a meeting and instructs you never to mention that again, ever.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
master of orion had a "delta v rocket" weapon
<Eddi|zuHause>
but gene's advice to never talk about you not knowing your work topic is probably solid :p
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your uranium is somewhat active. You discover that mass is important to more than just Catholics.