raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current version: 0.1.5.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png
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<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You demand instrument landing system for the runway. Good news, guys! They can't bite through the hardsuits!
<XXCoder> sounds like instruments monsterized
<Azander> !mission
<LunchBot> You pet Kountdown. Scott Manley steals all your boosters.
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<raptop> This is what happens when you get distracted by petting a ~~cat~~ Kountdown!
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<Eddi|zuHause> i never get distra... oh a butterfly!
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<Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You invent butterfly staging.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You invent butterfly staging.
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<raptop> consider: mothra staging
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<Izzy> butterfly staging is when you use ISRU to build a new stage and fuel it to replace your current stage
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<Eddi|zuHause> well, it could also be named after the folding knife
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<packbart> the engineers are still hard at work under the fairing when the first stage launches
<packbart> hm. that's not right, either. anyway.
<packbart> banana staging with a fairing down to the engine plate
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<FLHerne> Shuttle-IUS wasn't far off that
<FLHerne> or the cancelled Shuttle-Centaur
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<Mat2ch> A rocket named Baguette. Well
<Althego> as far as i know baguette already means stick
<Althego> and a rocket is like a stick
<Althego> we can safely say, most rockets are baguetts
<Mat2ch> hehe
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You launch a rescue mission. You ruined everything.
<Althego> the kerbals were just chilling there, crashed on tylo, and they you come alonf and forcefully take them back
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<Eddi|zuHause> the crash was just staged for a bachelor party or something
<darsie> crash?
<Althego> [11:26:21] <LunchBot> You launch a rescue mission. You ruined everything.
<Althego> u fuess it is about this
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to pluck one of the UmbralRaptor's tailfeathers. You have woken the colorless green ideas, and they are still furious.
<Eddi|zuHause> they must be all sorts of weird colours, these feathers.
<Althego> famous quote from noam chomsky
<Eddi|zuHause> "an idea cannot have or lack color." <- that was presumably before the green party existed? :p
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You spam meow. You end up preventing the obliteration of Kerbin by a neutrino burst.
<Eddi|zuHause> all hail the mighty space cats
<Althego> nyan cat?
<Eddi|zuHause> as far as i know, "nyan" is the japanese equivalent to "meow"
<Althego> but you know, nyan cat flies throug hspace
<Eddi|zuHause> so? if it takes endless nyan cat loop to save the world, go for it :p
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<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You try to go faster than c. You instigate CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN.
<sandbox> green
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<Althego> green? super green
<Althego> yes that
<sandbox> I was expecting a nugget of purest green
<Althego> somehow i think that must be a strangelet
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add You slam the table with the pamphlet containing your thesis on astrological engineering.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You slam the table with the pamphlet containing your thesis on astrological engineering.
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<packbart> The Astronomicon
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<Mat2ch> Oh Eve.
<Mat2ch> I have a vehicle now that is capable of landing on Eve. It has it's own drilling and ISRU equipment and that works fine.
<Mat2ch> Those stuff is meant to stay back after filling up the tanks is done.
<Mat2ch> Works quiet nicely. Has potential for some more optimization, but in general it's nice.
<Mat2ch> Only problem now: May launcher sits on top. When launching the rocket engines destroy the refueling equipment, which then explode, fly up into the engines, destroy the engines and then huge fireball.
<Mat2ch> Back to the drawing board.
<Althego> hehe, exactly like spacex. the launch creates engien destroying debris
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<Mat2ch> it's a weird coincidence
<Mat2ch> I also placed the ground support equipment very close nearby.
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<Mat2ch> The best solution is probably just to offset the engines.
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<raptop> If only KSP modeled water deluges...
<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> You see your mission in the mission. All is well. Your course correction is incorrect.
<Mat2ch> raptop: Then I would have to bring the walter deluge system to Eve as well /o\
<raptop> explodium deluge system, then!
<Althego> but wouldnt it explode?
* raptop shrugs
<Althego> good, explosion would help the rocket launch :)
<sandbox> !mission
<LunchBot> You assemble a reactor with a positive void coefficient. Quantum Gravity glances sharply in your direction and demands to know what you think you are doing.
<Althego> hehe
<XXCoder> lol
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to simulate KSP with Minecraft computers. Absolutely *everything* catches fire spontaneously.
<XXCoder> looks like bad simulation
<Althego> as it should
<Althego> have you seen a minecraft computer?
<Althego> how big it is, and how slow it runs?
<XXCoder> yeah big lol
<XXCoder> you saw the pure minecraft atari emulator?
<XXCoder> you could literally hack rom by changing blocks
<raptop> !outcome add Lunchbot is not a large language model, but still can't describe the results.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Lunchbot is not a large language model, but still can't describe the results.
<FLHerne> .outcome fixup s.bot.Bot.
<LunchBot> New text is: LunchBot is not a large language model, but still can't describe the results.
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