<LunchBot>
Your instruments blow up on the pad. Rolf does not approve.
<XXCoder>
I certainly dont
<raptop>
!mission add You simplify the astronaut complex.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You simplify the astronaut complex.
<Althego>
.mission add You have come here to chew bubblegum and launch rockets, but you are all out of bubblegum.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You have come here to chew bubblegum and launch rockets, but you are all out of bubblegum.
<XXCoder>
;mission add You create a rocket out of bubblegum.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You create a rocket out of bubblegum.
<Althego>
so that is where the bubblegum went
<XXCoder>
yep
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<Eddi|zuHause>
you used the bubblegum for holding the struts in place?
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You assemble a reactor with a positive void coefficient. You are alone on a planet solely inhabited by robots. And they are all hunting you.
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
the reactor killed all living things
<Althego>
actually our robots dont like high radiation either
<Eddi|zuHause>
sure, but we thought they'd complain less. :p
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You implement a recursive program in kOS. When you try to light a cigar to celebrate your success, everything goes up in flames.
<sandbox>
heh using copilot to fix script bugs in fallout
<Eddi|zuHause>
i guess flames are recursive as well?
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You are inspired by H. R. Giger. W-what did you do to that crew?
<SporkWitch>
lol
<SporkWitch>
12 days until For Science!
<Mat2ch>
I made them Cybals!
<Mat2ch>
!outcome add A K-1000 hunts you down.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: A K-1000 hunts you down.
<Mat2ch>
How to traumatize children for the rest of their life.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add The government tries to shut you down, but you convert some of your tanks into tanks and hold them off.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The government tries to shut you down, but you convert some of your tanks into tanks and hold them off.
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<raptop>
Plot twist: this involved turning tracked armored vehicles into water storage
<SporkWitch>
plastic barrels full of water are actually highly effective in stopping small arms fire; unlike in the movies, bullets tend to shatter and not pass very far upon impact with water
<Althego>
if you think of it, bullets are made to damage ugly bags of mostly water
<Althego>
so they have to easily give their energy to water
<SporkWitch>
i think it's more a case of "why it works." Surface tension, density, and inertia: hitting water at high velocity imparts a LOT of instantaneous force
<SporkWitch>
interestingly, when hitting something comparble to human flesh, bullets don't break up nearly as much compared to water
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<Eddi|zuHause>
usually fending off bullets works more by changing their direction rather than trying to stop their movement
<Althego>
yet modern personal equipment is more about stopping them
<raptop>
hm, 55 gallons of water is like 440 lbs
<raptop>
[insert mass shielding joke here]
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<Eddi|zuHause>
and 100l of water is like 100kg...
<Althego>
when it is 4 C or so
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