<LunchBot>
Several tourists sign up for "the trip of a lifetime." You forget about the mission and get lost in wikipedia for the next 12 hours.
<raptop>
All too plausible
<Eddi|zuHause>
probably more plausible than a radioactive anthenge. (although that might make for a good superhero origin story
<Eddi|zuHause>
)
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You spread the flu. Betty gives you a sink rate of ★★⯪☆☆.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to launch a rocket using Jeb's excess matter of questionable origin as a bio-fuel. Naysayers gonna nay.
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<FLHerne>
.mission add You paint the company name in big letters on your rocket, so when it's on TV everyone will know whose it is.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You paint the company name in big letters on your rocket, so when it's on TV everyone will know whose it is.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You get wedged under the R&D bridge.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You get wedged under the R&D bridge.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Bill does a spit-take with his boneless mustard, which irreversibly moistens the mission plan... creating KSC's first annual train's munar injection.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Bill does a spit-take with his boneless mustard, which irreversibly moistens the mission plan... creating KSC's first annual train's munar injection.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You create a hyperdrive powered SSTO out of genetically modified macaroni noodles. You exhaust Kerbin's entire snack supply.
<raptop>
The snacks are apparently fuel or something
<KrazyKrl>
i want to know why kerbals think that macaroni is a snack.
<KrazyKrl>
"Hey i need a snack..." "hmm... candy bar, nah." "peanuts, nope." "A cup of plain macaroni pasta, sure!"
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<darsie>
cooked?
<darsie>
I chipped a front tooth biting a raw spaghetto.
<KrazyKrl>
you're not supposed to crush the pasta with your teeth... you should have cleaved off a few mm then let it get soft before eating it.
<KrazyKrl>
i've been so hungry (and poor) that i've eaten an entire box of uncooked pasta.
<Althego>
sometimes i ate uncooked pasta. i liked the taste. because it had some taste as compared to the cooked
<KrazyKrl>
what
<KrazyKrl>
ya know you're supposed to salt the water when you boil pasta, right? (salt the water after boiling, or the salt may etch the kettle by being undissolved)
<umaxtu>
iirc, Olive Garden doesn't
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<KrazyKrl>
because olive garden is an abomination
<Althego>
not in europe luckily
<Mat2ch>
yeah, Olive Garden isn't something common here
<Mat2ch>
If at all
<umaxtu>
but when you are there, you are family
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<Mat2ch>
I need food, not family.
<Mat2ch>
;)
<umaxtu>
families do require even more food
<Pinkbeast>
Not if you eat them
<sandbox>
don't eat your family
<Pinkbeast>
There's _loads_ of families
<sandbox>
don't eat other people's families
<FLHerne>
.wisdom perfect food
<LunchBot>
Human babies are made of all the same things you're made of, except much fresher. That makes them the perfect food.
<Mat2ch>
ehmwhat
<FLHerne>
the wisdom seems complete and self-explanatory
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<Althego>
!outcome add The Libyans find you.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The Libyans find you.
<darsie>
.mission heaven
<LunchBot>
You fly to heaven.
<darsie>
.outcome add You are high.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You are high.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You install all of the realism mods. You would have been able to avoid disaster, but the context menu was obscured by the nav ball and you couldn't reach the button to turn on your engine.
<Izzy>
real
<darsie>
Are there KSP2 mods already? ckan?
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<Pinkbeast>
darsie: I know there are mods, but no more
<darsie>
I upgraded debian to 12, upgraded KSP2 and it runs, yay. At 3ish fps ...
<darsie>
16 GB RAM, 6 GB 1660 Ti
<umaxtu>
if it wasn't running at all, that's still an infinite improvement
<darsie>
mhm
<darsie>
with the steam proton 'beta'.
<Pinkbeast>
OOI what's KSP1 run at?
<darsie>
varies, but very playable usually.
<darsie>
I miss the Dvorak layout in KSP2. Have to switch to type or play.
<umaxtu>
I miss more stuff from ksp1 when playing ksp1 than the other way around
<Pinkbeast>
umaxtu: Er
<sandbox>
I miss 11-12 years ago
<darsie>
orbit
<darsie>
Setting graphics to low improved things.
<Pinkbeast>
I was quite amazed recently to find out KSP2 was announcing science soon. I had not imagined it didn't exist.
<darsie>
Haluw ijfkd hghhlqk hdrpste
<darsie>
dang, chute didn't deploy.
<darsie>
Ahh, maybe due to time warp.
<umaxtu>
pinkbeast, and reentry
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<darsie>
Kerbin Gravity "1.00 m/s2" says the tracking station.
<darsie>
and other funny stuff.
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