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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You request new flight plans. It's not too bad, world still exists. In time, new life will evolve again, and reinvent rocket science.
<raptop>
uh
<XXCoder>
hmm
<Althego>
that escalated quickly
<XXCoder>
yep
<XXCoder>
maybe guy who got my paperwork got really angry
<raptop>
!outcome add Six different regulatory agencies seek the death penalty as punishment for your crimes.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Six different regulatory agencies seek the death penalty as punishment for your crimes.
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You discover the Kraken's evil plot to process Kerbals into a meat product called "Kerbal Pops." And that's why "Fool of a Took" has been replaced by "Fool of a Kerman".
<XXCoder>
dont know if fool is a good branding name
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
One does not simply escape from Ohio. You measure your speed in millimeters/second.
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<XXCoder>
yep because getting out of ohio is that slow
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
possibly a mars rover speeds by you
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<Eddi|zuHause>
possibly some plants could reach that speed?
<Althego>
tumbleweed?
<Eddi|zuHause>
i meant growth speed
<XXCoder>
bamboo does grow quite fast
<XXCoder>
its been used as device to kill criminals
<Althego>
that is like 10 cm / day
<Althego>
mm / sec is impossibly fast growth
<XXCoder>
yeah, dont think theres any that fast. maybe kaiuzi
<Eddi|zuHause>
so, that's like a factor 1000 off
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<XXCoder>
Kudzu is at 1 foot a day
<XXCoder>
so not quite mm a second
<XXCoder>
0.00352777778 mm per second
<XXCoder>
bamboo lot faster at 0.00826674014
<Althego>
would you watch that grow
<XXCoder>
nah lol
<XXCoder>
29mm in a hour
<XXCoder>
definitely visible
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<Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try making a mod for KSP. "[13:48] <you> ok, I think I'm making progress! [13:51] <you> ok nevermind" For purposes unknown, you choose to issue the ship's supply of firearms to the crew.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build a shrine on Bop to the mighty Kraken. You quickly rename your lander to an impactor, and hope no one notices.
<darsie>
My Duna lander broke it's engine on impact. Was that a lander or an impactor?
<darsie>
its
<Althego>
lanpactor
<darsie>
It was still able to roll fine to the nearby anomaly with it's RWs.
<darsie>
Ran out of fuel. Suicide burns are hard without suicide burn calculator.
<packbart>
well, I'd say suicide burns are easy, then. it'll get your Kerbals killed, fast
<Izzy>
hmm, I wonder if I actually need my suicide burn script or whether the hover script can do the job...
<Althego>
perhabs in a different meaning
<packbart>
I never quite got the meaning of "suicide burn", tbh. It seems to me that survival is important.
<Althego>
it would be maximum burn, so no room for error
<darsie>
I guess it's called that because if you start the burn too late you impact and die and if you start it too early you run out of fuel and impact and die.
<darsie>
Not knowing when to start my burn I started too early, stopped burning, restarted, several times, ran out of fuel and lost my engine on impact.
<LunchBot>
You point your fusion drive at your orbital colony. You match your target orbit, only to find that you're going in the wrong direction.
<FLHerne>
yes
<FLHerne>
you need to point the drive 180° away from the colony to go there
<FLHerne>
as the Russians demonstrated with Polyus, 360° just doesn't work so well
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<packbart>
the fast torch ship points its drive at the colonies at both ends
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to perform chemistry on your orbital elements. High speed footage of the explosion reveals "rope tricks" radiating along your rocket's struts.
<Eddi|zuHause>
did anyone ever do "rope tricks" with chemical bonds? :p
<Mat2ch>
but they don't have to praise themselves over installing cameras to monitor the surroundings... that thing has other qualities which are far more important
<Mat2ch>
It's basically a wing with an engine attached to it. Very Kerbal.